Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf and Elrond sat in the back room of Walmart. They all had dorky hats on that were low over their eyes. Legolas shoved his hat up so he could see the cards in his hand. Elrond pushed a small stack of red chips forward to the center of their makeshift table. Gandalf watched each person's eyes as he too pushed a stack of red chips forward then placed a yellow one on top. Aragorn, his eyes looking nervously about, shoved a stack of red forward and topped off with a blue one. All eyes turned to the Elf. The Elf shoved his stack of red forward along with a blue and yellow. Each one looked once more to their cards then up at each other. The silence was intense until…
"Hey Gandalf, got a 2 of diamonds?" asked Elrond. Gandalf groaned and handed it over. With an excited grin, Elrond placed his last three cards on the table and swept the chips close to him. "I won again!" he chanted while the others just kinda sat there dumbfounded to have lost for the 50the time in a row to Elrond at go fish. Legolas tossed his cards down and groaned.
"Its not fair!" he whined as Aragorn patted him on the back.
"Go back to playing Mortal Kombat Elf." Snapped Gandalf as he walked out of the backroom and into Walmart….
TBC…
Hehehehe
Short yes but funny nonetheless!