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I still don't own LOTR or orcs, though I am seriously considering buying this one. They are so plentiful, they should be dime a dozen, right? But first, he needs a name.
Mini-contest thingy. Name the orc. The person who's name I choose gets to choose the next character the orc talks about.
By the way, the last character was Frodo.
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There's more then one halfling in the group we chase.
Another one, they say he eats everything.
When the group is stuck, he clears the path.
They say his arms are as big as his body.
Capable of smashing boulders to bits.
They say his head is aflame.
And anyone who looks at it loses their sight.
They say his laugh is capable of rendering one senseless
They say his grin is more frightening then the eye.
And he's just another halfling.
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