Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but Rei Swiftwood and Zero. Silver Lioness owns Lindaran.

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Everyone stood arguing by the front doors to Walmart. The front doors were blown open and two figures slowly walked in. at the same moment, they started coughing as the fog flowed into Walmart. Legolas smiled.

"Rei! Lindaran!" both Elves looked up, a look of confusion on their faces.

"Where are we?" asked Rei

"What are we doing here?" asked Lindaran

"Walmart" replied Minka

"As far as what you're doing here, I'm sure it has something to do with the Author's twisted storyline" everyone nodded.

"Oh…" said both Rei and Lindaran at the same time. The door slammed shut and an evil laugh sounded over the loudspeakers followed by a lot of coughing.

"She does that way to often" murmured Merry to Pippin. Frodo and Sam snickered and dashed off to play Final Fantasy X again. Elrond, Arwen, Celeborn, and Galadriel headed off towards the back to finish they're card game. Rei and Lindaran looked at each other then shrugged. Lindaran took Rei's hand and together they wandered about the store. Soon, they came upon the linen part. With a smirk, they dove headfirst into the isle. Zero and Learoyd walked about and heard laughing. They poked their heads down an isle and they're eyes went wide. Rei and Lindaran were discussing the textures and thread count of several bed sheets. Both looked up, smiled and then went back to talking.

"Some times…" started Zero

"…I wish I wasn't here" Learoyd finished her statement.

A young lady walked about the store named Bluerose. She was quite content to be in this twisted storyline since the Author is nice and kind :: evil laugh :: Hey you and Eve were making murals with lipsticks and eye shadow while Rosie and Trinity were just staring at one another.

TBC…

Sorry it took so Long!

Ran into trouble