Strange Incidents
Okay, I'm at it again and attempting to write yet another fic (humor possibly?) It's a bit pointless, like everything else I write. Everyone's bit out of character (like Numair) But hey, this is supposed to be humor. Of course everyone will be OOC. So sorry if you don't find this funny. I understand. I think.
Disclaimer: Same old boring disclaimer. I don't own anything! Okay?
All right, in this fic/incident I'm making fun of Alanna, and she's really OOC (in my last fic I made fun of Jon, hehe) So all you Alanna worshippers (as in WORSHIPPERS) and you people who don't have a sense of humor, DON'T READ!
Incident #1: Is That A Spider?
(Daine, Alanna, and Numair are in a very dusty/old attic. Uh oh)
Alanna: *COUGH*
Daine: *COUGH*
1 Numair: *COUGH*
Alanna: Copy *COUGH* cat.
Daine: That is *COUGH* not true!
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Alanna!
(Alanna glares at them)
Alanna: What is wrong *COUGH* with you, Numair? (a/n-check out 'Twas the Night Before Christmas)
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Numair.
(Daine and Alanna look at each other)
Daine: *blink blink*
Alanna: Okay…
Daine: Why'd we come *COUGH* here anyway?
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Alanna!
(Alanna and Daine choose to ignore him)
Alanna: It wasn't my *COUGH* idea.
Daine: It wasn't?
Alanna: No. It was *COUGH* Numair's!
Daine: *COUGH* Really?
Alanna: Yea.
Daine: Numair?
Numair: What?
Daine: Why'd you *COUGH* tell us to come up here?
Numair: I did not! *COUGH*
Daine: Are you *COUGH* sure?
Numair: Yes I'm *COUGH* sure!
Daine: Then who told us to come *COUGH* up here?
Alanna: Err…Daine?
Daine: Yea?
Alanna: Didn't you?
Daine: *blush* Oh…yea.
Alanna: *sigh* Well? *COUGH*
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Daine!
Daine: I have this problem *COUGH*
Alanna: And? *COUGH*
2 Numair: Yea *COUGH* Daine!
Daine: AAA*COUGH*HHHH! Can't you stop *COUGH* that?
3 Alanna: Can't we stop *COUGH* coughing?
Daine/Numair: NO!
Alanna: Fine!
Daine: Do you *COUGH* have a problem with *COUGH* coughing?
Alanna: Yes I do!
Daine: Well *COUGH COUGH* sorry *COUGH* Alanna *COUGH*
Alanna: OH STOP IT!
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Daine!
Alanna: That's it! I can't take it anymore! Stop coughing! I'M not coughing! You shouldn't either.
Daine: Fine.
Numair: Fine.
Daine: Copycat.
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
(Alanna walks away from them, ignoring them)
Alanna: *sigh*
(sits down on a dusty chair)
Alanna: *sigh*
(back to the argument)
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
(back to Alanna)
Alanna: *sigh*
(stands up)
(back to the argument again)
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Alanna: STOP THAT!!!
(silence)
Alanna: That's better.
Daine: He started it!
Numair: No I didn't!
Daine: Yes you did!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Alanna: Oh not this again.
(walks toward the stairs when she sees something overhead, something big and black)
Alanna: Uh-oh.
(back at the argument, yet again!)
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
(back to Alanna, again)
Alanna: Tell me that that's not what I think it is. Please? (to no one in particular)
(thing starts crawling around the ceiling)
Alanna: Is that a spider? Tell me that's not a spider. TELL ME THAT'S NOT A SPIDER!!!
(spider "flies" towards Alanna)
Alanna: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
(spider lands on her head)
ALANNA: HELP!!! GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!
(argument is interrupted)
Daine: Was that Alanna?
Numair: Think so.
(both look in the same direction, Alanna is running around wildly, clawing at her head)
Daine/Numair: Okay…
Alanna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Daine/Numair: Okay…
Alanna: DIE SPIDER! DIE!
Daine: Um…Alanna?
Alanna (who is too busy screaming) AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Numair: Somebody stop that crazy woman!
(suddenly Onua runs in)
Daine: Onua!
Onua: Daine!
Alanna: STUPID SPIDERS!!!
Onua: Um…what's wrong with her?
Daine: I have no idea.
Numair: I think she's having a nervous breakdown.
(Myles walks in)
Myles: Actually, Alanna's always been afraid of spiders.
(walks out)
Daine/Numair/Onua: Okay…
Alanna: HELP ME!!!
Onua: Well that explains things.
(Daine and Numair nod)
(Alanna continues screaming)
Onua: Does someone want to help her?
(Daine walks up to Alanna)
Daine: Alanna?
(Alanna still continues to scream)
Daine: like *sigh*
(plucks innocent spider out of Alanna's hair)
(Alanna doesn't notice)
Daine: Um Alanna, you can stop screaming now.
Alanna: I can?
Daine: Yup.
Alanna: Okay.
Daine: Wanna get something to eat?
Alanna (grin): Sure.
(the two walk out)
Onua: *blink blink*
Okay, I'm at it again and attempting to write yet another fic (humor possibly?) It's a bit pointless, like everything else I write. Everyone's bit out of character (like Numair) But hey, this is supposed to be humor. Of course everyone will be OOC. So sorry if you don't find this funny. I understand. I think.
Disclaimer: Same old boring disclaimer. I don't own anything! Okay?
All right, in this fic/incident I'm making fun of Alanna, and she's really OOC (in my last fic I made fun of Jon, hehe) So all you Alanna worshippers (as in WORSHIPPERS) and you people who don't have a sense of humor, DON'T READ!
Incident #1: Is That A Spider?
(Daine, Alanna, and Numair are in a very dusty/old attic. Uh oh)
Alanna: *COUGH*
Daine: *COUGH*
1 Numair: *COUGH*
Alanna: Copy *COUGH* cat.
Daine: That is *COUGH* not true!
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Alanna!
(Alanna glares at them)
Alanna: What is wrong *COUGH* with you, Numair? (a/n-check out 'Twas the Night Before Christmas)
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Numair.
(Daine and Alanna look at each other)
Daine: *blink blink*
Alanna: Okay…
Daine: Why'd we come *COUGH* here anyway?
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Alanna!
(Alanna and Daine choose to ignore him)
Alanna: It wasn't my *COUGH* idea.
Daine: It wasn't?
Alanna: No. It was *COUGH* Numair's!
Daine: *COUGH* Really?
Alanna: Yea.
Daine: Numair?
Numair: What?
Daine: Why'd you *COUGH* tell us to come up here?
Numair: I did not! *COUGH*
Daine: Are you *COUGH* sure?
Numair: Yes I'm *COUGH* sure!
Daine: Then who told us to come *COUGH* up here?
Alanna: Err…Daine?
Daine: Yea?
Alanna: Didn't you?
Daine: *blush* Oh…yea.
Alanna: *sigh* Well? *COUGH*
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Daine!
Daine: I have this problem *COUGH*
Alanna: And? *COUGH*
2 Numair: Yea *COUGH* Daine!
Daine: AAA*COUGH*HHHH! Can't you stop *COUGH* that?
3 Alanna: Can't we stop *COUGH* coughing?
Daine/Numair: NO!
Alanna: Fine!
Daine: Do you *COUGH* have a problem with *COUGH* coughing?
Alanna: Yes I do!
Daine: Well *COUGH COUGH* sorry *COUGH* Alanna *COUGH*
Alanna: OH STOP IT!
Numair: Yea *COUGH* Daine!
Alanna: That's it! I can't take it anymore! Stop coughing! I'M not coughing! You shouldn't either.
Daine: Fine.
Numair: Fine.
Daine: Copycat.
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
(Alanna walks away from them, ignoring them)
Alanna: *sigh*
(sits down on a dusty chair)
Alanna: *sigh*
(back to the argument)
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
(back to Alanna)
Alanna: *sigh*
(stands up)
(back to the argument again)
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Numair: Am not!
Daine: Are too!
Alanna: STOP THAT!!!
(silence)
Alanna: That's better.
Daine: He started it!
Numair: No I didn't!
Daine: Yes you did!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Alanna: Oh not this again.
(walks toward the stairs when she sees something overhead, something big and black)
Alanna: Uh-oh.
(back at the argument, yet again!)
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
Daine: Did too!
Numair: Did not!
(back to Alanna, again)
Alanna: Tell me that that's not what I think it is. Please? (to no one in particular)
(thing starts crawling around the ceiling)
Alanna: Is that a spider? Tell me that's not a spider. TELL ME THAT'S NOT A SPIDER!!!
(spider "flies" towards Alanna)
Alanna: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
(spider lands on her head)
ALANNA: HELP!!! GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!
(argument is interrupted)
Daine: Was that Alanna?
Numair: Think so.
(both look in the same direction, Alanna is running around wildly, clawing at her head)
Daine/Numair: Okay…
Alanna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Daine/Numair: Okay…
Alanna: DIE SPIDER! DIE!
Daine: Um…Alanna?
Alanna (who is too busy screaming) AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Numair: Somebody stop that crazy woman!
(suddenly Onua runs in)
Daine: Onua!
Onua: Daine!
Alanna: STUPID SPIDERS!!!
Onua: Um…what's wrong with her?
Daine: I have no idea.
Numair: I think she's having a nervous breakdown.
(Myles walks in)
Myles: Actually, Alanna's always been afraid of spiders.
(walks out)
Daine/Numair/Onua: Okay…
Alanna: HELP ME!!!
Onua: Well that explains things.
(Daine and Numair nod)
(Alanna continues screaming)
Onua: Does someone want to help her?
(Daine walks up to Alanna)
Daine: Alanna?
(Alanna still continues to scream)
Daine: like *sigh*
(plucks innocent spider out of Alanna's hair)
(Alanna doesn't notice)
Daine: Um Alanna, you can stop screaming now.
Alanna: I can?
Daine: Yup.
Alanna: Okay.
Daine: Wanna get something to eat?
Alanna (grin): Sure.
(the two walk out)
Onua: *blink blink*