1 Strange Incidents
Disclaimer: See disclaimer from Incident #1.
Incident #2: Run-Away Emperor
It's a beautiful day in the middle of June.
Daine: Hello?
(silence)
Daine: Excuse me?
(more silence)
Daine: IS ANY ONE THERE?
(even more silence)
Daine: Fine. Be that way.
(as Daine continues to have a conversation with herself, Kaddar appears)
Kaddar: Daine?
Daine: What? Oh, hi Kaddar. KADDAR?!
Kaddar: Yea, nice to see you too.
Daine: What are you doing here?
Kaddar: I ran away.
Daine: You ran away?
Kaddar: I ran away.
Daine: Really?
Kaddar: Really really.
Daine: Are you a donkey?
Kaddar: What?
Daine: Never mind.
(Ozorne the Stormwing flies toward them)
Daine: OZORNE?
Kaddar: UNCLE?
Daine: Aren't you dead?
Kaddar: *gasp* You're dead?
(Ozorne glares)
(Daine frantically searches for a weapon)
Ozorne: Yes I am dead, but I decided to visit my favorite nephew.
Kaddar: Right…
Daine: Why come now?
Ozorne: Actually…I ran away.
Daine: You what?
Ozorne: I ran away all right? It's not that big of a deal is it?
Kaddar: Of course not, uncle.
Daine: Great, now we've got two run away emperors.
Kaddar: Actually, I'm the emperor now. My uncle is…err…dead.
(Ozorne glares)
Daine: So that must mean you're a ghost, right?
Ozorne: Yes, sadly, you're right.
Kaddar: Hey uncle, how'd you ever die anyway?
Ozorne: Well… (glares at Daine) your friend…
Daine: I killed him, all right?
Ozorne: Yea, she did.
(Kaddar looks shocked)
Kaddar: Daine?
Daine: Yea?
Kaddar: You didn't really kill him, did you.
Daine: Of course I did, and I could do it again!
Ozorne: Now let's not go there. (starts to look nervous)
Daine: Oh…Ozorne isn't scared now, is he?
Ozorne: Me, scared? Never.
Daine: Oh really?
Ozorne: Yea.
Daine: Then let's see how brave you really are. (grabs a bucket of water and some soap)
Ozorne: NOOO!!!!!! Anything but that! NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (a/n-I know Ozorne's supposed to like taking baths, but I've decided to alter that a bit ^_^)
Kaddar: Daine, what are you doing?
Daine: What do you think I'm doing? He stinks.
Ozorne: I do? (starts smelling himself) EWW!!! I really do stink, don't I?
Daine: Yes you do. Ever heard of deodorant?
Ozorne: Why no I haven't. What' deodorant?
Daine: *sigh*
Kaddar: Please, can I go now?
Daine: Whoever said you had to stay?
Kaddar: Umm…no one.
Daine: Exactly. I'm sure you don't want to see me torture your uncle.
Kaddar (turns pale): Right. (dashes off)
Daine (turns to Ozorne and grins evilly): Now, where were we?
(Ozorne tries to back away, Daine dumps the bucket of water on him)
Ozorne: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(a/n-have you noticed that there's a lot of screaming in a lot of my stories? Also a lot of arguing)
Daine: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ozorne: PLEASE STOP! PLEASE STOP! I ADMIT IT! I AM AFRAID OF YOU!
Daine (stops): Really?
Ozorne: Yes! Yes, now can you let me go?
Daine: Fine.
Ozorne: Thank you! Thank you!
(Ozorne flies away)
Kaddar: Well, that was interesting.
Daine: You're still here?
Kaddar: Of course I'm still here.
Daine: Why?
Kaddar: I never liked my uncle much, remember?
Daine: And that helps?
Kaddar: Didn't you see him fly away?
Daine: Yea.
Kaddar: He was terrified of you!
Daine: So? He always has been.
Kaddar: Oh.
Daine: Whatever. I'm going inside. I've had enough excitement for one day.
Kaddar: Me too.
Daine: Then shouldn't you be getting back to Carthak? You ARE the emperor after all.
Kaddar: *sigh* I suppose you're right.
Daine: Aww…don't look so sad. You can visit me whenever you like. Just remember to tell me first.
Kaddar: Okay. Promise to write?
Daine: Promise.
Kaddar: All right then. Here I go.
(Kaddar marches away and disappears into thin air)
Daine: *blink blink*
(heads back towards the palace)
Daine: *sigh*
(an out of place man walks towards her. He looked like a Yamani)
Man: Excuse me.
Daine: Yea?
Man: Um…
Daine: Who are you? (starts to get really nervous) *please don't let it be who I think it is*
Man: I am the Emperor of the Yamani Islands. I ran away.
Daine: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Whoa, that was weird. Hehe. I've got a ton of other ideas for this. ^_^ No time to write anymore for now. Maybe during the weekend. -Satiaus
Disclaimer: See disclaimer from Incident #1.
Incident #2: Run-Away Emperor
It's a beautiful day in the middle of June.
Daine: Hello?
(silence)
Daine: Excuse me?
(more silence)
Daine: IS ANY ONE THERE?
(even more silence)
Daine: Fine. Be that way.
(as Daine continues to have a conversation with herself, Kaddar appears)
Kaddar: Daine?
Daine: What? Oh, hi Kaddar. KADDAR?!
Kaddar: Yea, nice to see you too.
Daine: What are you doing here?
Kaddar: I ran away.
Daine: You ran away?
Kaddar: I ran away.
Daine: Really?
Kaddar: Really really.
Daine: Are you a donkey?
Kaddar: What?
Daine: Never mind.
(Ozorne the Stormwing flies toward them)
Daine: OZORNE?
Kaddar: UNCLE?
Daine: Aren't you dead?
Kaddar: *gasp* You're dead?
(Ozorne glares)
(Daine frantically searches for a weapon)
Ozorne: Yes I am dead, but I decided to visit my favorite nephew.
Kaddar: Right…
Daine: Why come now?
Ozorne: Actually…I ran away.
Daine: You what?
Ozorne: I ran away all right? It's not that big of a deal is it?
Kaddar: Of course not, uncle.
Daine: Great, now we've got two run away emperors.
Kaddar: Actually, I'm the emperor now. My uncle is…err…dead.
(Ozorne glares)
Daine: So that must mean you're a ghost, right?
Ozorne: Yes, sadly, you're right.
Kaddar: Hey uncle, how'd you ever die anyway?
Ozorne: Well… (glares at Daine) your friend…
Daine: I killed him, all right?
Ozorne: Yea, she did.
(Kaddar looks shocked)
Kaddar: Daine?
Daine: Yea?
Kaddar: You didn't really kill him, did you.
Daine: Of course I did, and I could do it again!
Ozorne: Now let's not go there. (starts to look nervous)
Daine: Oh…Ozorne isn't scared now, is he?
Ozorne: Me, scared? Never.
Daine: Oh really?
Ozorne: Yea.
Daine: Then let's see how brave you really are. (grabs a bucket of water and some soap)
Ozorne: NOOO!!!!!! Anything but that! NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (a/n-I know Ozorne's supposed to like taking baths, but I've decided to alter that a bit ^_^)
Kaddar: Daine, what are you doing?
Daine: What do you think I'm doing? He stinks.
Ozorne: I do? (starts smelling himself) EWW!!! I really do stink, don't I?
Daine: Yes you do. Ever heard of deodorant?
Ozorne: Why no I haven't. What' deodorant?
Daine: *sigh*
Kaddar: Please, can I go now?
Daine: Whoever said you had to stay?
Kaddar: Umm…no one.
Daine: Exactly. I'm sure you don't want to see me torture your uncle.
Kaddar (turns pale): Right. (dashes off)
Daine (turns to Ozorne and grins evilly): Now, where were we?
(Ozorne tries to back away, Daine dumps the bucket of water on him)
Ozorne: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(a/n-have you noticed that there's a lot of screaming in a lot of my stories? Also a lot of arguing)
Daine: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ozorne: PLEASE STOP! PLEASE STOP! I ADMIT IT! I AM AFRAID OF YOU!
Daine (stops): Really?
Ozorne: Yes! Yes, now can you let me go?
Daine: Fine.
Ozorne: Thank you! Thank you!
(Ozorne flies away)
Kaddar: Well, that was interesting.
Daine: You're still here?
Kaddar: Of course I'm still here.
Daine: Why?
Kaddar: I never liked my uncle much, remember?
Daine: And that helps?
Kaddar: Didn't you see him fly away?
Daine: Yea.
Kaddar: He was terrified of you!
Daine: So? He always has been.
Kaddar: Oh.
Daine: Whatever. I'm going inside. I've had enough excitement for one day.
Kaddar: Me too.
Daine: Then shouldn't you be getting back to Carthak? You ARE the emperor after all.
Kaddar: *sigh* I suppose you're right.
Daine: Aww…don't look so sad. You can visit me whenever you like. Just remember to tell me first.
Kaddar: Okay. Promise to write?
Daine: Promise.
Kaddar: All right then. Here I go.
(Kaddar marches away and disappears into thin air)
Daine: *blink blink*
(heads back towards the palace)
Daine: *sigh*
(an out of place man walks towards her. He looked like a Yamani)
Man: Excuse me.
Daine: Yea?
Man: Um…
Daine: Who are you? (starts to get really nervous) *please don't let it be who I think it is*
Man: I am the Emperor of the Yamani Islands. I ran away.
Daine: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Whoa, that was weird. Hehe. I've got a ton of other ideas for this. ^_^ No time to write anymore for now. Maybe during the weekend. -Satiaus