Author Note: Thanks once again for all the reviews I have been getting! And I love to pick on the Elf boy ( AKA Legolas) Sorry Minka but I have to.

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"Drum roll please…" said Arwen as she stood on the self made stage they had constructed in the middle of Walmart. Merry grinned and played the drums (don't know how but he did). The curtain was pulled back and there stood Elrond.

"Here is Elrond. He is wearing a very casual looking dress coat and pants but wouldn't you know it? He can rule his people in comfort! Thank you very much" Elrond had been walking up and down the runway as Arwen spoke.

"For our next model, here is Rei Swiftwood. She is wearing a very modest dress with green trim. She looks harmless doesn't she?" the audience nodded dumbly. "Well, she isn't. Thank you Rei" Rei nodded and dashed off, eager to get out of the dress. Next up was Lindaran then Gimli followed by Legolas.

"Here we have the Prince of Mirkwood. He is…err…uhh...Legolas?" the Prince looked to her.

"Yes?"

"What ARE you wearing?"
"Well, Arwen, this is a special line from someone called Nike." Legolas walked out into the lights and the crowd gasped. Not from terror but to keep from laughing mind you. Legolas was sporting warm up pants and jacket. Little did the Elf know that Rei and Lindaran had tricked him into wearing it. Someone yelled "take it off", most likely Rosie (heh). Feeling good, Legolas did as asked.

"Oh my god!" screamed an innocent bystander.

"Huh?" said Legolas, slightly bewildered. He was wearing bright yellow Speedos.

"SUCKER!" yelled Rei as she pointed and laughed. Lindaran and Rei quickly disappeared.

"Err…hehehe" Any rational thought that crossed Zero's mind was gone when she noted how funny looking Legolas looked. Learoyd smirked and couldn't help but laugh to himself. Minka gasped then growled threats on Rei and Lindaran's lives if she saw them again. Meanwhile, Legolas had turned bright red but could not will his limbs to move. The crowd burst into laughter, which only made the Elf, go scarlet. Minka leapt onto the stage and quickly ushered Legolas off stage. Arwen was laughing so hard, she fell off the stage as did Elrond who had been standing beside her.

TBC…

Hehehehehehe. I couldn't stop myself 0:-} ß angel