1 Strange Incidents
I just realized that I haven't written any fic with Kel in it, so…I'm going to write one about her! Yea, that's all (still major OOC)
Disclaimer: See disclaimer from Incident #1.
Incident #3: Squire Days
Kel is in her room standing around doing nothing.
(Cleon walks in)
Cleon: Good morning, sunshine! My beautiful pearl! My-
Kel: Put a cork in it.
(Cleon looks taken aback)
Kel: What?
(Neal walks in)
Neal: Hi Kel!
Kel: Uh…hi?
(Neal looks at Cleon, then at Kel)
Neal: Should I leave you two alone?
(Kel throws a pillow at him)
Kel: Be quiet!
Neal: Why should I?
Kel: Because!
Neal: Because what?
Kel: Just because!
Neal: Because what?
Cleon: Oh brother.
Kel: Neal, get out!
Neal: Why should I?
Kel: Because!
Neal: So you can have time alone with…
(Before he can finish, Kel shoves him out the door)
Cleon: Glad that's over.
Kel: Cleon!
Cleon: What?
Kel: Get. Out.
Cleon: But…
Kel: NOW!
Cleon: Okay, okay. I'm going. Sheesh.
Kel: I was having a wonderful time until YOU came along!
Cleon: Bye.
(Kel slams the door in his face)
(a/n-okay, at this point, I have no idea where this is going)
(next day)
(Owen walks in)
(Kel is doing a practice dance with her wooden glaive)
Owen: Hi Kel!
(Kel was concentrating so hard that she gets surprised and jumps into the air. She drops the glaive and it goes flying, hitting Owen on the head)
Owen: Ow!
Kel: Sorry.
Owen (rubs his head): That's okay.
(walks out)
(Kel shakes her head)
(the next day)
(Kel is feeding the sparrows)
(Roald walks in)
Roald: Hi Kel!
(Kel gets surprised again and falls onto the floor, the sparrows are also surprised and think that there's an intruder ::ahem:: which there is, sort of. They attack Roald)
Roald: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (a/n-there's that screaming again ladies and gentlemen)
Kel: Serves you right!
(Roald runs out with the sparrows following)
(Cleon rushes in)
Cleon: Are you all right, Kel?
Kel: GET OUT CLEON!
Cleon: But…
Kel: I'm fine!
(Neal runs in)
Neal: I heard screaming.
(Owen also runs in, followed by Merric)
Owen: What's going on?
Merric: Why was the crown prince of Tortall (Roald) running down the halls screaming his head off?
(Seaver runs in)
Seaver: Kel, why are your sparrows chasing Roald?
(Faleron runs in too)
Faleron: What's all the commotion?
Kel: QUIET!!!!
(silence)
Kel: Thank you. Now get out.
All the guys: But…
Kel: Get out before I decide to loose my temper.
Merric: But you never loose your temper, Kel. It's against your Yamani training. Isn't it?
Kel: There's a first time for everyone.
(everyone looks scared)
Kel: I'm waiting…
(All of the guys run out)
(Lalasa walks in)
Kel: Hi Lalasa!
Lalasa: Good morning, my lady.
Kel: Did you happen to see the sparrows?
Lalasa: No.
Kel: That's okay. They'll be back.
Lalasa: I DID see someone screaming in the halls.
Kel: Oh that's just Roald.
Lalasa: Okay.
(walks into the dressing room, aka her room)
(next day)
(Kel is playing with Jump)
(there is a sound at the door)
Muffled voice: Let me in!
(Kel ignores it)
Kel: Good thing I decided to lock it this time.
Tada! All right, that's it for now! -Satiaus
I just realized that I haven't written any fic with Kel in it, so…I'm going to write one about her! Yea, that's all (still major OOC)
Disclaimer: See disclaimer from Incident #1.
Incident #3: Squire Days
Kel is in her room standing around doing nothing.
(Cleon walks in)
Cleon: Good morning, sunshine! My beautiful pearl! My-
Kel: Put a cork in it.
(Cleon looks taken aback)
Kel: What?
(Neal walks in)
Neal: Hi Kel!
Kel: Uh…hi?
(Neal looks at Cleon, then at Kel)
Neal: Should I leave you two alone?
(Kel throws a pillow at him)
Kel: Be quiet!
Neal: Why should I?
Kel: Because!
Neal: Because what?
Kel: Just because!
Neal: Because what?
Cleon: Oh brother.
Kel: Neal, get out!
Neal: Why should I?
Kel: Because!
Neal: So you can have time alone with…
(Before he can finish, Kel shoves him out the door)
Cleon: Glad that's over.
Kel: Cleon!
Cleon: What?
Kel: Get. Out.
Cleon: But…
Kel: NOW!
Cleon: Okay, okay. I'm going. Sheesh.
Kel: I was having a wonderful time until YOU came along!
Cleon: Bye.
(Kel slams the door in his face)
(a/n-okay, at this point, I have no idea where this is going)
(next day)
(Owen walks in)
(Kel is doing a practice dance with her wooden glaive)
Owen: Hi Kel!
(Kel was concentrating so hard that she gets surprised and jumps into the air. She drops the glaive and it goes flying, hitting Owen on the head)
Owen: Ow!
Kel: Sorry.
Owen (rubs his head): That's okay.
(walks out)
(Kel shakes her head)
(the next day)
(Kel is feeding the sparrows)
(Roald walks in)
Roald: Hi Kel!
(Kel gets surprised again and falls onto the floor, the sparrows are also surprised and think that there's an intruder ::ahem:: which there is, sort of. They attack Roald)
Roald: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (a/n-there's that screaming again ladies and gentlemen)
Kel: Serves you right!
(Roald runs out with the sparrows following)
(Cleon rushes in)
Cleon: Are you all right, Kel?
Kel: GET OUT CLEON!
Cleon: But…
Kel: I'm fine!
(Neal runs in)
Neal: I heard screaming.
(Owen also runs in, followed by Merric)
Owen: What's going on?
Merric: Why was the crown prince of Tortall (Roald) running down the halls screaming his head off?
(Seaver runs in)
Seaver: Kel, why are your sparrows chasing Roald?
(Faleron runs in too)
Faleron: What's all the commotion?
Kel: QUIET!!!!
(silence)
Kel: Thank you. Now get out.
All the guys: But…
Kel: Get out before I decide to loose my temper.
Merric: But you never loose your temper, Kel. It's against your Yamani training. Isn't it?
Kel: There's a first time for everyone.
(everyone looks scared)
Kel: I'm waiting…
(All of the guys run out)
(Lalasa walks in)
Kel: Hi Lalasa!
Lalasa: Good morning, my lady.
Kel: Did you happen to see the sparrows?
Lalasa: No.
Kel: That's okay. They'll be back.
Lalasa: I DID see someone screaming in the halls.
Kel: Oh that's just Roald.
Lalasa: Okay.
(walks into the dressing room, aka her room)
(next day)
(Kel is playing with Jump)
(there is a sound at the door)
Muffled voice: Let me in!
(Kel ignores it)
Kel: Good thing I decided to lock it this time.
Tada! All right, that's it for now! -Satiaus