1 Strange Incidents
Disclaimer: See disclaimer from Incident #1.
Incident #4: Animal Confusion
*trumpet trumpet*
Buri: Was that an elephant?
Raoul: Sounded like a…trumpet.
Buri: *glare*
Raoul: What?
*sssssssss…*
Buri: Was that a snake?
Raoul: Sounded more like…a bunch of S's.
Buri: *glare*
(in a nearby courtyard)
*honk honk*
Alanna: Was that a goose?
George: It sounded more like a…honking thing.
Alanna: *glare*
(in the palace)
*squeak squeak*
Kel: Was that a mouse? Eek!
Cleon: More like a…squeaky door.
Kel: *glare*
*bark bark*
Kel: Was that a dog? Maybe it's Jump!
Cleon: Sounded more like…bark.
Kel: *glare*
(in the Hall of Crowns)
*meow meow*
Thayet: Was that a cat?
Jon: It sounded more like…ow!
Thayet: *glare*
(a/n-okay…this is getting VERY stupid everyone!)
(everyone heads towards the mess hall)
All the ladies: Men! *disgusted sigh*
All the guys: Women! *disgusted sigh*
Raoul: What is it with animals?
Buri: What is it with inanimate things?
Everyone: *sigh*
Alanna: What was causing all the noise anyway?
Everyone: Daine!
* * *
(in Daine and Numair's room)
Daine: I'm going to get something to eat!
Numair (muffle voice): Okay! (is busy in his workshop tinkering with…stuff *sigh* you know Numair)
Daine: *sigh*
(heads outside, and is immediately trampled over by a large crowd of people AKA Buri, Raoul, Alanna, George, Kel, Cleon, Jon, and Thayet)
Daine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Large Crowd of People: SORRY!
Daine (removes herself from the floor): It's all right.
2 Large Crowd of People: *sigh*
Daine: Did you need me for anything?
Kel: Were you responsible for all of the noises earlier?
Daine: Noises? What noises?
Alanna: The animal noises.
George: No, the inanimate objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
(a/n-the ever so famous arguing, people! *bows*)
Everyone else: *sigh*
Buri: So if you weren't responsible for the noises, who was?
Daine: *shrug* What did you hear?
Buri: Well…I heard an elephant and a snake.
Raoul: No, it was a trumpet and a bunch of S's.
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Everyone else: Oh brother.
(only Kel, Cleon, Jon, Thayet, and Daine are left in the conversation)
Daine: So, Kel. What did you hear? And Cleon, don't interrupt.
Kel: I heard a mouse. And a dog.
Daine: Hmm…I see…
Cleon: Can I say something?
Daine: Sure.
Cleon: I heard a squeaky door and "bark."
Daine: "Bark?"
Cleon: *nods*
Daine: What did you hear, Your Majesties?
Jon (clears throat): I heard someone cry "Ow!"
Thayet: And I heard a cat.
Daine: I see…
Kel: Can't you say anything else?
Daine: I see…
Kel: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! STOP!!!
Everyone else: *sigh*
Daine: I see…
Jon: Okay, now you're starting to get on my nerves. I'm leaving.
Thayet: So am I
(Jon and Thayet leave)
Cleon: Guess it's just us.
(Alanna, George, Raoul, and Buri stop arguing)
Kel: Finally!
Alanna: We must get to the bottom of this! Watson!
(Alanna is all of a sudden wearing a funny coat and hat, smoking a pipe)
Everyone else: Okay…
Daine: I see…
Buri: She must be loosing it.
Everyone else: *nod*
Raoul: Who could be behind all of the noises?
All of a sudden…
*chirp chirp*
Daine: No one say anything!
Everyone else: *gasp*
Kel: You didn't say-um, those words.
Daine: You mean "I see?"
Kel: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Okay…
*beep beep*
*buzz buzz*
Cleon: Where is that coming from?!
(everyone looks at each other)
Then…
Everyone: NUMAIR!!!!
The End
Of
Incident #4
Disclaimer: See disclaimer from Incident #1.
Incident #4: Animal Confusion
*trumpet trumpet*
Buri: Was that an elephant?
Raoul: Sounded like a…trumpet.
Buri: *glare*
Raoul: What?
*sssssssss…*
Buri: Was that a snake?
Raoul: Sounded more like…a bunch of S's.
Buri: *glare*
(in a nearby courtyard)
*honk honk*
Alanna: Was that a goose?
George: It sounded more like a…honking thing.
Alanna: *glare*
(in the palace)
*squeak squeak*
Kel: Was that a mouse? Eek!
Cleon: More like a…squeaky door.
Kel: *glare*
*bark bark*
Kel: Was that a dog? Maybe it's Jump!
Cleon: Sounded more like…bark.
Kel: *glare*
(in the Hall of Crowns)
*meow meow*
Thayet: Was that a cat?
Jon: It sounded more like…ow!
Thayet: *glare*
(a/n-okay…this is getting VERY stupid everyone!)
(everyone heads towards the mess hall)
All the ladies: Men! *disgusted sigh*
All the guys: Women! *disgusted sigh*
Raoul: What is it with animals?
Buri: What is it with inanimate things?
Everyone: *sigh*
Alanna: What was causing all the noise anyway?
Everyone: Daine!
* * *
(in Daine and Numair's room)
Daine: I'm going to get something to eat!
Numair (muffle voice): Okay! (is busy in his workshop tinkering with…stuff *sigh* you know Numair)
Daine: *sigh*
(heads outside, and is immediately trampled over by a large crowd of people AKA Buri, Raoul, Alanna, George, Kel, Cleon, Jon, and Thayet)
Daine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Large Crowd of People: SORRY!
Daine (removes herself from the floor): It's all right.
2 Large Crowd of People: *sigh*
Daine: Did you need me for anything?
Kel: Were you responsible for all of the noises earlier?
Daine: Noises? What noises?
Alanna: The animal noises.
George: No, the inanimate objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
Alanna: Animals!
George: Objects!
(a/n-the ever so famous arguing, people! *bows*)
Everyone else: *sigh*
Buri: So if you weren't responsible for the noises, who was?
Daine: *shrug* What did you hear?
Buri: Well…I heard an elephant and a snake.
Raoul: No, it was a trumpet and a bunch of S's.
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Raoul: Was too!
Buri: Was not!
Everyone else: Oh brother.
(only Kel, Cleon, Jon, Thayet, and Daine are left in the conversation)
Daine: So, Kel. What did you hear? And Cleon, don't interrupt.
Kel: I heard a mouse. And a dog.
Daine: Hmm…I see…
Cleon: Can I say something?
Daine: Sure.
Cleon: I heard a squeaky door and "bark."
Daine: "Bark?"
Cleon: *nods*
Daine: What did you hear, Your Majesties?
Jon (clears throat): I heard someone cry "Ow!"
Thayet: And I heard a cat.
Daine: I see…
Kel: Can't you say anything else?
Daine: I see…
Kel: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! STOP!!!
Everyone else: *sigh*
Daine: I see…
Jon: Okay, now you're starting to get on my nerves. I'm leaving.
Thayet: So am I
(Jon and Thayet leave)
Cleon: Guess it's just us.
(Alanna, George, Raoul, and Buri stop arguing)
Kel: Finally!
Alanna: We must get to the bottom of this! Watson!
(Alanna is all of a sudden wearing a funny coat and hat, smoking a pipe)
Everyone else: Okay…
Daine: I see…
Buri: She must be loosing it.
Everyone else: *nod*
Raoul: Who could be behind all of the noises?
All of a sudden…
*chirp chirp*
Daine: No one say anything!
Everyone else: *gasp*
Kel: You didn't say-um, those words.
Daine: You mean "I see?"
Kel: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Okay…
*beep beep*
*buzz buzz*
Cleon: Where is that coming from?!
(everyone looks at each other)
Then…
Everyone: NUMAIR!!!!
The End
Of
Incident #4