The Boy Is Mine
By Mr. Crash
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Second song in a series of parodies of the songs off the "Thriller" album. This is a parody of "The Girl Is Mine", performed by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney.
Sung by Zelda and Malon.
~~~
Zelda:
Every night he walks all through my dreams,
Since I met him from the start.
I'm surprised I am the only one
Who is special in his heart.
The boy is mine.
The doggone boy is mine.
I know he's mine,
Because the doggone boy is mine.
Malon:
I don't understand the way you think
Saying that he's yours not mine.
Sending roses, oh, what a silly thing.
Really just a waste of time.
Because he's mine.
The doggone boy is mine.
Don't waste your time,
Because the doggone boy is mine.
Malon:
I love you more than she!
(Take you anywhere)
Zelda:
But I love you endlessly!
(Loving we will share)
Both:
So come and go with me
Two on the town
Zelda:
But we both cannot have him!
So it's one or the other!
And one day you'll discover!
That he's my boy forever and ever!
Malon:
You'll bulid your hopes and be let down,
Now I really feel it's time.
Zelda:
I know he'll tell you I'm the one for him,
'Cause he said I blow his mind.
Both:
Because he's mine.
The doggone boy is mine.
Don't waste your time,
Because the doggone boy is mine.
Both, alternating:
He's mine, he's mine.
No, no, no, he's mine.
The boy is mine, the boy is mine.
The boy is mine, the boy is mine!
Malon
The boy is mine. Yep he's mine.
The boy is mine, yes he's mine.
Zelda:
Don't waste your time.
Both:
Because the doggone boy is mine
The boy is mine, the boy is mine
(spoken)
"Zelda, we're not going to fight about this, okay?" "Malon, I think I told you! I'm a lover not a fighter!" "I've heard it all before Zelda, he told me that I'm his forever lover, you know, don't you remember?" "Well, after loving me, he said he couldn't love another." "Oh, is that what he said?" "Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming!"
Malon:
I don't believe it!
Both:
The boy is mine (mine, mine, mine)
(Repeat - fade out.)
By Mr. Crash
~~~
Second song in a series of parodies of the songs off the "Thriller" album. This is a parody of "The Girl Is Mine", performed by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney.
Sung by Zelda and Malon.
~~~
Zelda:
Every night he walks all through my dreams,
Since I met him from the start.
I'm surprised I am the only one
Who is special in his heart.
The boy is mine.
The doggone boy is mine.
I know he's mine,
Because the doggone boy is mine.
Malon:
I don't understand the way you think
Saying that he's yours not mine.
Sending roses, oh, what a silly thing.
Really just a waste of time.
Because he's mine.
The doggone boy is mine.
Don't waste your time,
Because the doggone boy is mine.
Malon:
I love you more than she!
(Take you anywhere)
Zelda:
But I love you endlessly!
(Loving we will share)
Both:
So come and go with me
Two on the town
Zelda:
But we both cannot have him!
So it's one or the other!
And one day you'll discover!
That he's my boy forever and ever!
Malon:
You'll bulid your hopes and be let down,
Now I really feel it's time.
Zelda:
I know he'll tell you I'm the one for him,
'Cause he said I blow his mind.
Both:
Because he's mine.
The doggone boy is mine.
Don't waste your time,
Because the doggone boy is mine.
Both, alternating:
He's mine, he's mine.
No, no, no, he's mine.
The boy is mine, the boy is mine.
The boy is mine, the boy is mine!
Malon
The boy is mine. Yep he's mine.
The boy is mine, yes he's mine.
Zelda:
Don't waste your time.
Both:
Because the doggone boy is mine
The boy is mine, the boy is mine
(spoken)
"Zelda, we're not going to fight about this, okay?" "Malon, I think I told you! I'm a lover not a fighter!" "I've heard it all before Zelda, he told me that I'm his forever lover, you know, don't you remember?" "Well, after loving me, he said he couldn't love another." "Oh, is that what he said?" "Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming!"
Malon:
I don't believe it!
Both:
The boy is mine (mine, mine, mine)
(Repeat - fade out.)