Note: Nothing much to say
Due to high number of people, some are leaving
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"Dear Walmart people,
Elrond, Arwen, Galadriel, Celeborn, Gandalf, and Gimli left Walmart and went back to Middle-Earth. Aragorn and Trinity have gone off to Mexico with Hey you and Eve because they made money off there murals on the walls. Rosie was taken away off to a mental institution along with the camera guy and reporter. Manager of Walmart disappeared along with Bill and Jim.
Rei, Lindaran, Minka, and Legolas redecorated Walmart to make it better looking (worse actually) while the hobbits continued to work at McDonalds. Jessyca stayed by Frodo's side forever, which Frodo did not mind for he, loved her. Zero and Learoyd sold discounted movie3s from the backroom just to make money since people weren't buying movies anymore cuz of something called a DVD. As far as Leth was concerned, he made millions off his wonderful poetry (he writes IRL too).
Thank you
Manager of Walmart"
TBC…