Thriller Night (Hero)
By Mr. Crash
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And now, the title track of this album of parodies. This one is of "Thriller", by Rod Temperton, performed by Michael Jackson. The whole plot is about a dark and stormy night, and Link is rescuing and protecting a girl. The end part, which is in quotes, is sung/rapped by Ganondorf.
The rest is sung by Link.
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(There are floorboards creaking. A wolf howls. Thunder sounds)
(Music starts up)
It's nearing midnight, and something evil's stepping in the dark.
Beneath the moonlight, you see a sight that nearly stops your heart!
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
You're paralyzed!
But I'm a Hero! Your's tonight!
And I'm the one that saves you from the beast about strike!
I'll stop that killer! Stop him right!
I'll be fighting for your life against a Killer, Thriller tonight!
You see the dead man, and realize there's nowhere left to run.
I'll stop the cold hand, no need to wonder if you'll see the sun.
Just close your eyes and I'll stop this thing beyond imagination!
Girl! But all the while...Is that a creature creepin' up behind?
You're out of time!
'Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night!
And I'm your second chance against the thing with forty eyes!
You know it's Thriller, Thriller Night!
You're Fighting For Your Life against ther killer, Thriller!
Night creatures crawl,
And Death starts to walk in his masquerade.
There's one escape from the alien jaws this one 6ime
(They're open wide)
I'll help you live a long life!
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you get behind and let me fight.
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together!
All through the night, I'll save you from the terrorizing fiend,
I'll make you see!
That I'm a Hero! Your's tonight!
'Cause I can save you from all those ghosts that could ever dare try!
Girl, this is Thriller, Thriller Night!
So let me hold you tight and fight a Killer, Chiller
Thrilling Thriller here tonight!
(begin rap)
"Darkness falls across the land,
The midnight hour is close at hand!
Creatures crawl in search of blood,
And terrorize your neighborhood.
And whosoever shall be found,
Will be fought for and pulled down!
You must stand and face the Hounds of Hell,
Or rot inside a corpse's shell.
The foul stench is in the air!
Building up for seven years!
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb!
Are closing in, to seal your doom....
And though you fight to stay alive!
Your body starts to shiver...!
For no mere mortal can resist......
The _evil_ of...the Thriller!
Ah-ha-ha-ha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ha-ha-ha..."
(creaking of floorboards)
By Mr. Crash
~~~
And now, the title track of this album of parodies. This one is of "Thriller", by Rod Temperton, performed by Michael Jackson. The whole plot is about a dark and stormy night, and Link is rescuing and protecting a girl. The end part, which is in quotes, is sung/rapped by Ganondorf.
The rest is sung by Link.
~~~
(There are floorboards creaking. A wolf howls. Thunder sounds)
(Music starts up)
It's nearing midnight, and something evil's stepping in the dark.
Beneath the moonlight, you see a sight that nearly stops your heart!
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
You're paralyzed!
But I'm a Hero! Your's tonight!
And I'm the one that saves you from the beast about strike!
I'll stop that killer! Stop him right!
I'll be fighting for your life against a Killer, Thriller tonight!
You see the dead man, and realize there's nowhere left to run.
I'll stop the cold hand, no need to wonder if you'll see the sun.
Just close your eyes and I'll stop this thing beyond imagination!
Girl! But all the while...Is that a creature creepin' up behind?
You're out of time!
'Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night!
And I'm your second chance against the thing with forty eyes!
You know it's Thriller, Thriller Night!
You're Fighting For Your Life against ther killer, Thriller!
Night creatures crawl,
And Death starts to walk in his masquerade.
There's one escape from the alien jaws this one 6ime
(They're open wide)
I'll help you live a long life!
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you get behind and let me fight.
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together!
All through the night, I'll save you from the terrorizing fiend,
I'll make you see!
That I'm a Hero! Your's tonight!
'Cause I can save you from all those ghosts that could ever dare try!
Girl, this is Thriller, Thriller Night!
So let me hold you tight and fight a Killer, Chiller
Thrilling Thriller here tonight!
(begin rap)
"Darkness falls across the land,
The midnight hour is close at hand!
Creatures crawl in search of blood,
And terrorize your neighborhood.
And whosoever shall be found,
Will be fought for and pulled down!
You must stand and face the Hounds of Hell,
Or rot inside a corpse's shell.
The foul stench is in the air!
Building up for seven years!
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb!
Are closing in, to seal your doom....
And though you fight to stay alive!
Your body starts to shiver...!
For no mere mortal can resist......
The _evil_ of...the Thriller!
Ah-ha-ha-ha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ha-ha-ha..."
(creaking of floorboards)