Zelda Queen
By Mr. Crash
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Parody of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean". Fifth song on the album.
Sung by Link.
~~~
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean 'I am the one
From the dream, in the green, with the stone.'?"
She said I am the one from the dream, in the green with the stone.
She told me her name was Zelda Queen, as she caused a scene.
Then her head turned, with the mind that dreamed of the one.
From a dream, in the green, with the stone.
People always told me, be careful what you do!
Don't go around and get killed 'fore it starts!
And Saria always told me "Be careful who you trust,
And be careful what you do, 'cause the lie becomes the truth!" Hey hey!
Zelda Queen is not my lover!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
But I'm a kid on the run!
She says I am the one! But I'm a kid on the run!
For a day and for another night
She was on my side.
But who can stand when she's in demand
Of being in air.
'Cause I fought in a fish all the while.
So take my strong advice: Just remeber to always think twice.
Do think twice! (Do think twice!) Wahoo!
I held her up 'till it was nearly three
As she hindered me.
Then told a story of a ring with sapphires bright.
Go on, fight for the girl all the while.
People always told me, be careful what you do!
Don't go around and get killed 'fore it starts!
She came and stood right by me
Had the smell of sweet perfume!
This happened much too soon!
We met in a dark room! Hey hey!
The Zora's Queen is not my lover!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
But we're kids! We're much too young!
Nabooru is not my lover!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
But I'm not going to be shuned!
They say I am the one! But girls, I'm not the one!
They say I am the one! But girls, I'm not the one!
That Malon girl is not my lover!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
But we're friends, not in love!
They say I am the one! But girls, I'm not the one!
They say I am the one! But I know I'm not the one!
I know I'm not the one!
Zelda Queen is not my lover!
Zora's Queen is not my lover!
Nabooru is not my lover!
Malon girl is not my lover!
Zelda Queen is not my lover!
Zora's Queen is not my lover!
Nabooru is not my lover!
Malon girl is not my lover!
(repeat to fade out)
By Mr. Crash
~~~
Parody of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean". Fifth song on the album.
Sung by Link.
~~~
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean 'I am the one
From the dream, in the green, with the stone.'?"
She said I am the one from the dream, in the green with the stone.
She told me her name was Zelda Queen, as she caused a scene.
Then her head turned, with the mind that dreamed of the one.
From a dream, in the green, with the stone.
People always told me, be careful what you do!
Don't go around and get killed 'fore it starts!
And Saria always told me "Be careful who you trust,
And be careful what you do, 'cause the lie becomes the truth!" Hey hey!
Zelda Queen is not my lover!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
But I'm a kid on the run!
She says I am the one! But I'm a kid on the run!
For a day and for another night
She was on my side.
But who can stand when she's in demand
Of being in air.
'Cause I fought in a fish all the while.
So take my strong advice: Just remeber to always think twice.
Do think twice! (Do think twice!) Wahoo!
I held her up 'till it was nearly three
As she hindered me.
Then told a story of a ring with sapphires bright.
Go on, fight for the girl all the while.
People always told me, be careful what you do!
Don't go around and get killed 'fore it starts!
She came and stood right by me
Had the smell of sweet perfume!
This happened much too soon!
We met in a dark room! Hey hey!
The Zora's Queen is not my lover!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
But we're kids! We're much too young!
Nabooru is not my lover!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
But I'm not going to be shuned!
They say I am the one! But girls, I'm not the one!
They say I am the one! But girls, I'm not the one!
That Malon girl is not my lover!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
But we're friends, not in love!
They say I am the one! But girls, I'm not the one!
They say I am the one! But I know I'm not the one!
I know I'm not the one!
Zelda Queen is not my lover!
Zora's Queen is not my lover!
Nabooru is not my lover!
Malon girl is not my lover!
Zelda Queen is not my lover!
Zora's Queen is not my lover!
Nabooru is not my lover!
Malon girl is not my lover!
(repeat to fade out)