I.M:It's Chapter 3!Everybody scream!
P.I.R:Yes,scream in agony.
I.M:Come on P.I.R give me a break!
P.I.R:Give everyone a break!Stop writing!
I.M tries to drowned P.I.R out;I can't hear you!LALALALALALALA!Give me a break,give me a break!Break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar!
G.I.R:Whoo! I love Kit-Kat bars!And the taco-flavored ones!
I.M and G.I.R sing the kit-kat bar song together.P.I.R rolls her eyes.
P.I.R:On with the fic!
Disclaimer:I don't own the Kit-Kat Bar company!HEEHEE Prepare!This is a long chapter!
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Zim:okay,we've made it.G.I.R,you go on the left.
G.I.R looks up,down,right and then left.Zim sighs then points him to the left.
G.I.R:Oh,why didn't you say so?
Zim growls:I did!Now G.I.R be ready!
G.I.R's plates go red and G.I.R salutes Zim and Zim salutes back.G.I.R runs up to the left side of Dib's house,piggy in hand.
Zim:Keef,you go to the right with uh-
Zim fumbles through his backpack and retrieves a rubber chicken.(A.N: ::gasp::MY RUBBER CHICKEN!)
Zim:This!
Zim hands it to him with his right hand.Keef looks confusidly (A.N:Is that an actual word!?!Someone fetch the dictionary!)at the chicken then goes to to the right side.Zim makes sure everyone is in their places then rings the doorbell.He runs to G.I.R as Dib opens the door.Dib looks out peeking right then left.
Zim:ATTACK!
G.I.R goes into serious mode and he looks the way he did in the episode "Bloaty's Pizza hog"I have a funny story about that actually,I went to a pizza place and my sister was singing the Bloaty's pizza hog song in there.It was so funny!But it's a good thing the people who worked there didn't hear her!^_^Oh yes,on with the story!Keef runs absentmindedly with his rubber chicken towards Dib.Zim grabs the "Swiss-Army knife" out of his backpack.He flips the mini laser out and runs also.Dib has a look of both horror and confusion as he tries to run back into the house.Zim grabs him by the collar and Dib wriggles out of his coat.Keef throws the rubber chicken at Dib.Dib takes the rubber chicken and hits Zim with it.While he's hitting Zim he's talking to Keef.
Dib:Keef,why are you doing this!?!He's trying to conquer Earth!Why are you helping Zim?
Keef stares at Dib angrily.(A.N:GET THE DICTIONARY AGAIN!)
Keef:Zim is my master.He is nice and good,and gave me a chicken!
Dib:Have you gone crazy!?!Anyway that's a RUBBER chicken!
Zim grabs the chicken out of Dib's hand and G.I.R jumps on top of Dib.Dib tries to hit G.I.R.Zim jumps and Zim grabs a lamp out of Dib's house.He comes back out and gets the Swiss-army knife and flips the mini laser out.It hits Dib's shirt sleeve and hardly makes any damage.Zim throws away the knife thing and throws the lamp at him instead.Dib finally gets G.I.R off and dodges the lamp.He hits it.The lamp lands on top of Keef and Keef falls to the ground.Everyone stopz and watches as Keef lays lifelessly on the ground.The rubber chicken falls in slow motion next to Keef.G.I.R sniffles and a tear trickles down his face.Keef slowly gets up and rubs his eyes.He stares at everyone as they stare back.
Keef:Where am I?What are my doing here?Zim is that you?
Keef slowly edges away from Zim,remembering what happened last time.(You know,having his eyes taken out)
Zim;oh,yeah,Keef you can uh-leave.You were just borrowing sugar from Dib for your mother's coffee.
Keef shrugs and heads toward his house.Zim and G.I.R watch as he leaves.While Zim and G.I.R are turned around watching Keef go up the road,Dib goes out of sight.Zim and G.I.R turn around to face Dib and Dib has a bucket of water balloons.Zim frowns,Dib grins,G.I.R cheers.Dib tosses the water balloon up and down in the air menaceingly.(Remember:Zim is allergic to water!)Dib starts throwing the balloons at them.Zim and G.I.R running back to their house.Dib grins then goes back in the house.The camera zooms over the town/city whatever it is then to Zim's house.The camera zooms in on a silouette of Zim on the wall.Then a close up of Zim grinning evilly.His disguise is off.Zim's grinning evilly.
Zim:Don't worry G.I.R,we will have other chances.
The camera zooms over the house then to the front yard.Zim's evil laughing is heard,then the camera zooms over the town and the laughing is echoed.Then over the Earth,then outer space,the echoeing of Zim's evil -sounding laughter is heard.
THE END?
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I.M:Well,everyone.THAT was the last chapter.I would like to thank all of my reviewers!Thank you for reading!Mwahahahahahahahaha!::cough,cough::HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
P.I.R:Yes,scream in agony.
I.M:Come on P.I.R give me a break!
P.I.R:Give everyone a break!Stop writing!
I.M tries to drowned P.I.R out;I can't hear you!LALALALALALALA!Give me a break,give me a break!Break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar!
G.I.R:Whoo! I love Kit-Kat bars!And the taco-flavored ones!
I.M and G.I.R sing the kit-kat bar song together.P.I.R rolls her eyes.
P.I.R:On with the fic!
Disclaimer:I don't own the Kit-Kat Bar company!HEEHEE Prepare!This is a long chapter!
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Zim:okay,we've made it.G.I.R,you go on the left.
G.I.R looks up,down,right and then left.Zim sighs then points him to the left.
G.I.R:Oh,why didn't you say so?
Zim growls:I did!Now G.I.R be ready!
G.I.R's plates go red and G.I.R salutes Zim and Zim salutes back.G.I.R runs up to the left side of Dib's house,piggy in hand.
Zim:Keef,you go to the right with uh-
Zim fumbles through his backpack and retrieves a rubber chicken.(A.N: ::gasp::MY RUBBER CHICKEN!)
Zim:This!
Zim hands it to him with his right hand.Keef looks confusidly (A.N:Is that an actual word!?!Someone fetch the dictionary!)at the chicken then goes to to the right side.Zim makes sure everyone is in their places then rings the doorbell.He runs to G.I.R as Dib opens the door.Dib looks out peeking right then left.
Zim:ATTACK!
G.I.R goes into serious mode and he looks the way he did in the episode "Bloaty's Pizza hog"I have a funny story about that actually,I went to a pizza place and my sister was singing the Bloaty's pizza hog song in there.It was so funny!But it's a good thing the people who worked there didn't hear her!^_^Oh yes,on with the story!Keef runs absentmindedly with his rubber chicken towards Dib.Zim grabs the "Swiss-Army knife" out of his backpack.He flips the mini laser out and runs also.Dib has a look of both horror and confusion as he tries to run back into the house.Zim grabs him by the collar and Dib wriggles out of his coat.Keef throws the rubber chicken at Dib.Dib takes the rubber chicken and hits Zim with it.While he's hitting Zim he's talking to Keef.
Dib:Keef,why are you doing this!?!He's trying to conquer Earth!Why are you helping Zim?
Keef stares at Dib angrily.(A.N:GET THE DICTIONARY AGAIN!)
Keef:Zim is my master.He is nice and good,and gave me a chicken!
Dib:Have you gone crazy!?!Anyway that's a RUBBER chicken!
Zim grabs the chicken out of Dib's hand and G.I.R jumps on top of Dib.Dib tries to hit G.I.R.Zim jumps and Zim grabs a lamp out of Dib's house.He comes back out and gets the Swiss-army knife and flips the mini laser out.It hits Dib's shirt sleeve and hardly makes any damage.Zim throws away the knife thing and throws the lamp at him instead.Dib finally gets G.I.R off and dodges the lamp.He hits it.The lamp lands on top of Keef and Keef falls to the ground.Everyone stopz and watches as Keef lays lifelessly on the ground.The rubber chicken falls in slow motion next to Keef.G.I.R sniffles and a tear trickles down his face.Keef slowly gets up and rubs his eyes.He stares at everyone as they stare back.
Keef:Where am I?What are my doing here?Zim is that you?
Keef slowly edges away from Zim,remembering what happened last time.(You know,having his eyes taken out)
Zim;oh,yeah,Keef you can uh-leave.You were just borrowing sugar from Dib for your mother's coffee.
Keef shrugs and heads toward his house.Zim and G.I.R watch as he leaves.While Zim and G.I.R are turned around watching Keef go up the road,Dib goes out of sight.Zim and G.I.R turn around to face Dib and Dib has a bucket of water balloons.Zim frowns,Dib grins,G.I.R cheers.Dib tosses the water balloon up and down in the air menaceingly.(Remember:Zim is allergic to water!)Dib starts throwing the balloons at them.Zim and G.I.R running back to their house.Dib grins then goes back in the house.The camera zooms over the town/city whatever it is then to Zim's house.The camera zooms in on a silouette of Zim on the wall.Then a close up of Zim grinning evilly.His disguise is off.Zim's grinning evilly.
Zim:Don't worry G.I.R,we will have other chances.
The camera zooms over the house then to the front yard.Zim's evil laughing is heard,then the camera zooms over the town and the laughing is echoed.Then over the Earth,then outer space,the echoeing of Zim's evil -sounding laughter is heard.
THE END?
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I.M:Well,everyone.THAT was the last chapter.I would like to thank all of my reviewers!Thank you for reading!Mwahahahahahahahaha!::cough,cough::HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!