Chapter 2: Nny, meet Nny
As the little Nny walked to his home, 777. The not so little Nny sat on his couch listening to Rev. Meat's shit again. Finally he screamed, "Shut the fuck up Meat! I'm sick of hearing your shit about how I should go kill people all the time!" "Come on Nny, you know you want to." Meat replied "NO I –" he was interrupted by his door being opened then promptly being slammed shut. He ran to the front of the house and began to scream "WHAT THE FU --- HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ME!!!" Little Nny just stared in amazement at his older self. He didn't know how he knew it was him he just did. Its kinda one of those sixth sense things. Little Nny was a tad bit afraid to be in the presence of…well…HIMSELF! Yet from somewhere inside he summed up enough courage to speak "umm. Hello. I am Nny, but you already knew that didn't you?" "I guess I did" Nny replied. "Uh…wanna go get a Brain Freezy little me?"
"Nny who is there? Kill them!" Meat screamed. "Shut the fuck up! And if I kill him, I would be killing me! Really I would. This person is me from the past. I dunno how but he is." Little Nny just listened to the argument for a while, then got quite annoyed. He decided he would shut the source of the voice up…for good. "Do you have a hammer I could use Nny?" "Yeah over on the couch." (Older) Nny responded. "Whatcha want it for?" "You'll see in a short time big me…you'll see." "Uh ok. Whatever you say…small me…heh, small me, how I like the way that sounds." The mini-Nny(hehe. That sounds like mini-me! haha. I is so funny. *ahem* now back ta the story) grabbed the hammer and went to Meat. He(meaning Meat) began asking the small version of Nny what he was doing but got cut off by a hammer shattering him into many, many small pieces. "Finally I wont hafta deal with that fuckers noise anymore. He was annoying, don't you agree big me?" (DEAR GOD I DID NOT MEAN FOR THAT TO RYME!!!) "Um weren't we gonna go get Brain Freezies?" "Um, yes let us go. Thank you for ridding me of that pest. I dunno why I didn't do it myself." Nny stated. It was about 2:30 am. All I can say is the 24/7 worker better pray that he or she didn't turn the Brain Freezy machine off at 2. With two Nny's that could be bad. You never know what will happen when you put the same homicidal maniac with himself without Brain Freezies. (holy shit that was confuzzeling!) "Ahh!" Nny exclaimed. "I see you learned to leave the machine on after two. Good for you. You people here are smarter than I thought." Nny smiled at the person working at the counter, while filling two cups to the brim with 'Cherry Doom'. His favorite kind.
Both Nnys began walking home. They decided on visiting Squee…