*Authors note* Ok, this idea came from a really creepy RP…Anyways, yea, Angel, Spike, Drusilla and Darla are all in one room together, but I'm not sure how that came to pass…Anyways, Angel's got his soul, Spike's got his chip, and Darla and Dru…Well, they were just bored. Anyways, Onward, to the story!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Well, not any of the characters, anyways. Although, I do wish I owned Spike… *Sigh* oh well, I'll just have to think up another way to get him. *Pulls out notebook and begins to immediately draw up a plan to steal Spike from Joss*
Chapter 1
"Well this is bloody boring." Spike commented. Darla and Drusilla were whispering excitedly on the other side of the room, while Angel sat in the corner brooding. Spike sat backwards on a chair in the middle of the room, beer in hand. "Brood much?" he asked Angel, who then looked up, glared at Spike, then went back to brooding. Spike sighed, and downed the rest of his beer. "Well, what the bloody hell are we supposed to do here?" he exclaimed. Dru and Darla looked up at Spike, then both stood up and walked over to the two male vampires.
"We've got a surprise for the two of you." Said Darla, grinning. Dru nodded behind her, and was grinning as well.
"My Spike first." Dru stated, and walked over to Spike, grabbed the sleeve of his duster and began dragging him into the next room. Spike looked at Angel, who merely shrugged. He looked back at Dru and followed her in, shutting the door behind them. As soon as they were inside, Dru pushed Spike against the wall, and snapped some chains around his wrists. She then kissed him. When she pulled away, Spike looked at her, eyebrow raised.
"Bondage, eh? Kinky." Spike smirked, and leaned in to kiss her again, but Dru only grinned and turned away, walking out the door. Spike began to call after her, but as soon as the door was closed he heard Angel's voice shouting from the other side.
"…What the hell?! Let me go!" it shouted, when the door once again opened and in came Dru and Darla, carrying Angel, who was tied to a chair. Angel was currently shouting insanely at the top of his lungs for Darla and Dru to let him go.
"Oh, shut the hell up!" roared Spike, so loud that angel actually did shut up. For about two seconds. He then started shouting again. Spike rolled his eyes. "So, what exactly are you two going to do to us, then? Angel quieted down for a moment to listen to the answer, then immediately wished he hadn't. Both Darla and Drusilla grinned evilly.
"We're going to give you a make-over."
Well, that's it. Chapter one. Pretty sad, huh? Anyways, please R&R. I live off feed back. It nourishes my cells, and gives me inspiration to write more sad stories like this *grins* anyways. Yea. I think that's it. R&R OR I'LL SET MY EVIL MINIONS ON YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHA *cough*cough*choke* HAHAHA *hack*choke*hahaha…*cough*cough*cough*…water…bring *cough* water…