A/N- Ok this was inspired by Prenshaw's story where Gandalf takes the sweet
little Took over his knee, it's a good story go read it! (A Misadventure In
The House Of Elrond) I'm one for giving credit to someone when it's due, so
that's why Gandalf is seen as the parental figure here, thank you Prenshaw!
Disclaimer- No, I don't own Pip or Biwwy so don't sue me Tolkien or Stewart! =P (Sorry… only other BB fans who frequent BB.net will understand that one…)
"Pippin! Gandalf's back!! Where are you, you fool?" Merry shouted as he ran through Brandyhall, where the young Took had been visiting. Pip was in the middle of a history lesson with his father, the Thain, when he heard Merry's voice.
"Father! Could we stop for a while? I don't think I could keep another fact in my head even if it was fed to me!" Pippin begged. His father frowned.
"You just want to go with Meriadoc and cause the poor old wizard trouble, don't you my boy?" Pippin tried to keep from smiling as best he could. "Well, let us make a deal. How about: If we stop now, you must promise me that you will not cause Master Gandalf any problems. Or, we could finish the lesson and then you can go and cause the good wizard as much trouble as you like until he threatens to turn you into a frog. What do you say?"
Pippin stopped to think. If he took the latter he wouldn't be bound by any of his father's restricting rules. But he would have to wait… Nodding with confidence, Pippin answered with a hint of disappointment. "Let us finish the lesson then Da…"
Meanwhile, Merry had been searching everywhere until he came upon his mother who told him to hush else he disturb the rest of the household. Reluctantly, Merry stopped shouting and asked if she knew where Pippin might possibly be. She told him about the history lessons his father was now giving him since he was to one day become Thain. Merry sighed and waited in the hall outside the room Pippin was studying in.
After awhile Pippin was finally dismissed. He ran out in joy with Merry and headed towards Bag End where they were sure to find the wizard. Once they arrived they saw his wagon and immediately wore matching grins. Seemingly Gandalf hadn't taken the time to secure his belongings… and the two troublemakers didn't waste any time in searching for interesting items. They found a few oddly shaped stones, and several little things that resembled firecrackers. They then took off into the forest near Bag End.
They found a spot that was near the edge of the forest and set themselves down along with their newly acquired items. The cousins inspected the items carefully, trying to figure out what they did. They determined that the firecracker things were firecrackers, but couldn't figure out what the stones were for. Shrugging, Pippin put the stones inside his trouser pocket for safekeeping.
They turned to the firecrackers and wanted to light one. But they had nothing to light it with. Quickly thinking, Merry decided that the stones must be some sort of flint to create a spark with. He asked Pippin to hand him a couple.
But when Pippin reached into his trouser pocket, they were gone! They had disappeared completely without Pippin even knowing. Maybe they had rolled out of his pocket? They hobbits searched the ground around them, but found no trace of the strange stones.
"Merry, what are we gonna do? Gandalf'll be sure to notice that he's missing his weird stones and might turn us into crickets if he finds out we're the ones responsible!" Pippin panicked. Merry, however, kept calm.
"Don't worry Pip, I'm sure Gandalf will understand our curiosity… he always understands Frodo's anyways… No need to worry your silly little head about such things. We'll just have to go back and tell him the truth," Merry said, trying to be confident and courageous, but the thought of having to admit that they lost the stones wasn't as appetizing to Merry either.
They finally decided to head back. When they entered the fields near Bag End again, they saw a tall figure standing with his arms crossed on the top step of the stone walkway in front of the Baggins's house. Merry heard Pippin whimper and felt close to tears himself.
When they reached the second to top stair, Gandalf held out his hand. Reluctantly and staring at the ground the two hobbit's emptied their pockets of the firecrackers. Gandalf put them into one of his own pockets before taking each hobbit by his ear back down the stairs to the wizard's cart.
"Foolish hobbits! You could have been hurt or worse! Do you know how dangerous these are?" Gandalf asked referring to the firecrackers. Both hobbits shook their head. Gandalf "humphed" at their lack of common sense. He picked Merry up and set him on the driver's bench of the cart. Then Gandalf himself climbed up and situated himself until he was comfortable. He stood Merry up and undid the hobbit-boy's braces and trousers. Merry blushed as his trousers were let drop to his ankles and he was left with no clothing to cover his hobbithood. Gandalf lay Merry down over the wizard's lap and started to give him a hard spanking.
"You ~smack~ foolish hob ~smack~ bit boys ~smack~ must ~smack~ learn some sort ~smack~ of ~smack~ self control! ~smack~ This ~smack~ is ~smack~ the only ~smack~ way ~smack~ that works ~smack~ with ~smack~ you ~smack~ two! If ~smack~ I had ~smack~ access ~smack~ to ~smack~ a belt ~smack~ or a strap ~smack~ I pro~smack~bably would ~smack~ take it ~smack~ to each ~smack~ of your ~smack~ naughty bottoms! ~smack~"
By the end of Gandalf's rant Merry had lost all sense of modesty about being in the open road receiving a spanking as if he weren't even a tweenager yet! He was crying and kicking like any hobbit would if a strong human had hit him 26 times in a row. Pippin had watched from the perspective of behind Merry's rump and at first had been amazed by the phase of colours his cousin's rear went through, but was then reminded that he would be next. When Gandalf let Merry down, he told him to stay right were he was. It was Pippin's turn, now.
Gandalf leaned down and grabbed Pippin by the scruff of his shirt. He lifted the weeping hobbit onto his cart and undid Pippin's trousers. He then leaned the hobbit over his lap and started spanking the Took's little behind.
"If you ~smack~ thought ~smack~ Meriadoc ~smack~ got a harsh ~smack~ spanking, lad, ~smack~ then you'll ~smack~ be sup~smack~rised at this! ~smack~ I've ~smack~ no doubt ~smack~ in my ~smack~ mind that ~smack~ this was ~smack~ your idea, ~smack~ Peregrin Took! ~smack~ If I find ~smack~ either ~smack~ of you two ~smack~ EVER ~smack~ rummaging ~smack~ through my ~smack~ cart again, ~smack~ I won't ~smack~ hesitate to ~smack~ tan your ~smack~ little ~smack~ round ~smack~ bottoms ~smack~ until they're ~smack~ bright red! ~smack~ Understand, ~smack~ boys?" ~smack~
Merry was busy rubbing his own behind and replied quickly with a "Yes, sir!" Pippin, however was in too much distress to comprehend the question.
"Well, ~smack~ Peregrin? ~smack~ Need I continue ~smack~ with your ~smack~ spanking, or ~smack~ are you going ~smack~ to ~smack~ promise me ~smack~ that you'll ~smack~ leave my ~smack~ cart alone?!" ~smack~
Pippin was kicking and bucking on top of Gandalf's lap, unable to respond. Gandalf held him tight and gave him two more spanks before stopping, bringing the young Took's total up to 45. As soon as Pippin had calmed a bit he started talking.
"Never again, Gandalf! I promise! Oooo! It hurts!" He blubbered before going back to sobbing incomprehensively. Gandalf seemed pleased all the same, feeling that the two troublemakers might have learned their lesson this time. He knew that they would break their promise sooner or later, but he felt that Merry, at least, would think twice before trying this stunt again. Hopefully the Brandybuck would talk the mischievous and carefree Took out of it before they both wound up across Gandalf's knee again.
He let the sobbing Took off his knee and dispersed the younger hobbits that had stood watching their idols receive a well-deserved spanking. He looked up at the window of Bag End where Frodo had been watching and smiled. Gandalf knew that Frodo agreed with the discipline given to the cousins, and would make them sit on the hard floor for the remainder of their visit to make sure the lesson stayed within their minds. Gandalf turned to the aforementioned cousins and led them up the stairs to Bag End, both hobbits fervently rubbing their posteriors on the way.
Disclaimer- No, I don't own Pip or Biwwy so don't sue me Tolkien or Stewart! =P (Sorry… only other BB fans who frequent BB.net will understand that one…)
"Pippin! Gandalf's back!! Where are you, you fool?" Merry shouted as he ran through Brandyhall, where the young Took had been visiting. Pip was in the middle of a history lesson with his father, the Thain, when he heard Merry's voice.
"Father! Could we stop for a while? I don't think I could keep another fact in my head even if it was fed to me!" Pippin begged. His father frowned.
"You just want to go with Meriadoc and cause the poor old wizard trouble, don't you my boy?" Pippin tried to keep from smiling as best he could. "Well, let us make a deal. How about: If we stop now, you must promise me that you will not cause Master Gandalf any problems. Or, we could finish the lesson and then you can go and cause the good wizard as much trouble as you like until he threatens to turn you into a frog. What do you say?"
Pippin stopped to think. If he took the latter he wouldn't be bound by any of his father's restricting rules. But he would have to wait… Nodding with confidence, Pippin answered with a hint of disappointment. "Let us finish the lesson then Da…"
Meanwhile, Merry had been searching everywhere until he came upon his mother who told him to hush else he disturb the rest of the household. Reluctantly, Merry stopped shouting and asked if she knew where Pippin might possibly be. She told him about the history lessons his father was now giving him since he was to one day become Thain. Merry sighed and waited in the hall outside the room Pippin was studying in.
After awhile Pippin was finally dismissed. He ran out in joy with Merry and headed towards Bag End where they were sure to find the wizard. Once they arrived they saw his wagon and immediately wore matching grins. Seemingly Gandalf hadn't taken the time to secure his belongings… and the two troublemakers didn't waste any time in searching for interesting items. They found a few oddly shaped stones, and several little things that resembled firecrackers. They then took off into the forest near Bag End.
They found a spot that was near the edge of the forest and set themselves down along with their newly acquired items. The cousins inspected the items carefully, trying to figure out what they did. They determined that the firecracker things were firecrackers, but couldn't figure out what the stones were for. Shrugging, Pippin put the stones inside his trouser pocket for safekeeping.
They turned to the firecrackers and wanted to light one. But they had nothing to light it with. Quickly thinking, Merry decided that the stones must be some sort of flint to create a spark with. He asked Pippin to hand him a couple.
But when Pippin reached into his trouser pocket, they were gone! They had disappeared completely without Pippin even knowing. Maybe they had rolled out of his pocket? They hobbits searched the ground around them, but found no trace of the strange stones.
"Merry, what are we gonna do? Gandalf'll be sure to notice that he's missing his weird stones and might turn us into crickets if he finds out we're the ones responsible!" Pippin panicked. Merry, however, kept calm.
"Don't worry Pip, I'm sure Gandalf will understand our curiosity… he always understands Frodo's anyways… No need to worry your silly little head about such things. We'll just have to go back and tell him the truth," Merry said, trying to be confident and courageous, but the thought of having to admit that they lost the stones wasn't as appetizing to Merry either.
They finally decided to head back. When they entered the fields near Bag End again, they saw a tall figure standing with his arms crossed on the top step of the stone walkway in front of the Baggins's house. Merry heard Pippin whimper and felt close to tears himself.
When they reached the second to top stair, Gandalf held out his hand. Reluctantly and staring at the ground the two hobbit's emptied their pockets of the firecrackers. Gandalf put them into one of his own pockets before taking each hobbit by his ear back down the stairs to the wizard's cart.
"Foolish hobbits! You could have been hurt or worse! Do you know how dangerous these are?" Gandalf asked referring to the firecrackers. Both hobbits shook their head. Gandalf "humphed" at their lack of common sense. He picked Merry up and set him on the driver's bench of the cart. Then Gandalf himself climbed up and situated himself until he was comfortable. He stood Merry up and undid the hobbit-boy's braces and trousers. Merry blushed as his trousers were let drop to his ankles and he was left with no clothing to cover his hobbithood. Gandalf lay Merry down over the wizard's lap and started to give him a hard spanking.
"You ~smack~ foolish hob ~smack~ bit boys ~smack~ must ~smack~ learn some sort ~smack~ of ~smack~ self control! ~smack~ This ~smack~ is ~smack~ the only ~smack~ way ~smack~ that works ~smack~ with ~smack~ you ~smack~ two! If ~smack~ I had ~smack~ access ~smack~ to ~smack~ a belt ~smack~ or a strap ~smack~ I pro~smack~bably would ~smack~ take it ~smack~ to each ~smack~ of your ~smack~ naughty bottoms! ~smack~"
By the end of Gandalf's rant Merry had lost all sense of modesty about being in the open road receiving a spanking as if he weren't even a tweenager yet! He was crying and kicking like any hobbit would if a strong human had hit him 26 times in a row. Pippin had watched from the perspective of behind Merry's rump and at first had been amazed by the phase of colours his cousin's rear went through, but was then reminded that he would be next. When Gandalf let Merry down, he told him to stay right were he was. It was Pippin's turn, now.
Gandalf leaned down and grabbed Pippin by the scruff of his shirt. He lifted the weeping hobbit onto his cart and undid Pippin's trousers. He then leaned the hobbit over his lap and started spanking the Took's little behind.
"If you ~smack~ thought ~smack~ Meriadoc ~smack~ got a harsh ~smack~ spanking, lad, ~smack~ then you'll ~smack~ be sup~smack~rised at this! ~smack~ I've ~smack~ no doubt ~smack~ in my ~smack~ mind that ~smack~ this was ~smack~ your idea, ~smack~ Peregrin Took! ~smack~ If I find ~smack~ either ~smack~ of you two ~smack~ EVER ~smack~ rummaging ~smack~ through my ~smack~ cart again, ~smack~ I won't ~smack~ hesitate to ~smack~ tan your ~smack~ little ~smack~ round ~smack~ bottoms ~smack~ until they're ~smack~ bright red! ~smack~ Understand, ~smack~ boys?" ~smack~
Merry was busy rubbing his own behind and replied quickly with a "Yes, sir!" Pippin, however was in too much distress to comprehend the question.
"Well, ~smack~ Peregrin? ~smack~ Need I continue ~smack~ with your ~smack~ spanking, or ~smack~ are you going ~smack~ to ~smack~ promise me ~smack~ that you'll ~smack~ leave my ~smack~ cart alone?!" ~smack~
Pippin was kicking and bucking on top of Gandalf's lap, unable to respond. Gandalf held him tight and gave him two more spanks before stopping, bringing the young Took's total up to 45. As soon as Pippin had calmed a bit he started talking.
"Never again, Gandalf! I promise! Oooo! It hurts!" He blubbered before going back to sobbing incomprehensively. Gandalf seemed pleased all the same, feeling that the two troublemakers might have learned their lesson this time. He knew that they would break their promise sooner or later, but he felt that Merry, at least, would think twice before trying this stunt again. Hopefully the Brandybuck would talk the mischievous and carefree Took out of it before they both wound up across Gandalf's knee again.
He let the sobbing Took off his knee and dispersed the younger hobbits that had stood watching their idols receive a well-deserved spanking. He looked up at the window of Bag End where Frodo had been watching and smiled. Gandalf knew that Frodo agreed with the discipline given to the cousins, and would make them sit on the hard floor for the remainder of their visit to make sure the lesson stayed within their minds. Gandalf turned to the aforementioned cousins and led them up the stairs to Bag End, both hobbits fervently rubbing their posteriors on the way.