Ahem……We started this almost a year ago,  and looking at it now, we can only wonder exactly what we were on. We can't help but laugh, and at the request of a few friends, we agreed to actually post this….(We never intended to originally, heck, when we wrote this, we didn't even know about fanfiction.net!) So here it is, in all of it's original glory, even though we really think it should never be seen by human eyes…Excuse the rather rough beginning, it's just to set the tone. Other than that, please enjoy!)  We should also mention that by this time, we're not only happy with Shounen-ai pairings, we write the stuff regularly! See the depths of depravity to which we have sunk!!!! Ahem. That over with,

Insert favorite disclaimer here.

Amanda can be found as The Elemental. (A/N: Read my fics! PLEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE! Puppy eyes*

-SMACK !-

"Ouch!"

"Serves you right for the blatant self-advertising! Be glad I didn't kick you!"

"Sorry…."

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Okay, Now is time for me to start my newest fanfic … THE ANIME BUNNY ARK!!!

First off, I'll give a warning for any unfortunate soul who wants to read this.

A. This is one of our first fanfics

B. We're pretty a horrible writers

C. We ignore any implications that effect our bunnies in any way we dislike. (No blatant gay/lesbian relationships…except Haruka and Michiru….Because we won't touch them)

D. We're a bit odd

E. And NO ONE CAN STOP US!!!! MUAHAHA-HA-HA! MUAHA-HA-HA-HA-H- Owwwww!

"Why'd you do that Jenn!?"

"Because I'm not going to let you scare off readers like that, that's why!!"

"Ohhhhhh……"

So all we can say is enjoy…and squirm to your heart's content.

WARNING: You don't need a full knowledge of the anime series mentioned. Just make sure you know how the average anime world works and you'll do fine….Maybe…

The Ark

            I was given a warning. Me, being the writer, Jenn!!! The P.T.B. (otherwise known as the Powers that Be) called to me from a distance saying…

OH WORTHY, STILL SANE OTAKU…WE GIVE YOU A MISSION! THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON YOU! (go figure…) BECAUSE OF YOUR PURE HEART, WE GIVE YOU THE RESPONSIBILITY OF PICKING THE MOST WORTHY ANIME CHARACTERS TO SURVIVE A HORRIBLE FATE. THE ANIME DIMENSION WILL SOON BE OVERRUN BY A SEA OF INK FROM A FOOLISH ARTIST'S PEN! AND WE ARE POWERLESS TO STOP IT. THE ONLY HELP WE CAN GIVE YOU IS AN ARK…THE ARK THAT WILL SAVE THE MOST CHERISHED ANIME CHARACTERS FROM DESERVING SERIES. IF YOU SAVE THEM, THEN WHEN THIS CATASTROPHE ENDS, WE CAN RETURN THEM AND RESTORE THEIR UNIVERSE. YOU MAY BRING ONE OTHER OTAKU TO HELP OUT, AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE ANIME BODIES FOR EACH SERIES YOU TRAVEL TO. GOOD LUCK TO YOU…

And off the PTB went. To where?…I don't know, AND DON'T CARE!!!

All I could do was jump for joy.  This was the greatest moment of my life, I mean, I was in control of saving the Anime universe. I cherished it more than ANYTHING! Woo-hoo!!! But, which of my Otaku friends could I bring?

Amanda! She'd be perfect. Great problem saving skills and completely insane. Just the person you'd want helping you if you had to save a universe or two. Well I would anyway.

I invited her over and gave her a brief description of what the PTB had said. She was ecstatic! And more than a little flattered. Amanda was the kind of person that wouldn't be surprised by this sort of thing.

Amanda- Our best bet is to make a list of everyone we want on our Ark.

Jenn- Let's get cracking!

            That night it took us four hours, but we finished our judgment list.

Here it is…

Anime list of Survivors  (click in jungle music…)

GundamWing-

Heero Yui

Duo Maxwell

Trowa Barton

Quatre Winner

Wufei Chang

Card Captor Sakura

Yukito/Yue

Syaoran Le

Touya

SailorMoon-

Seiya

Taiki

Yaten

Mamoru

Vampire Princess Miyu-

Larva

Ruronin Kenshin-

Kenshin

Sanosuke

Maho Tsukai Tai-

Aburatsubo

Weiss Kreuz-

Omi

Yohji

Aya

Ken

Fushigi Yuugi-

Tamahome

Hotohori

Tasuki

Nuriko

Vision of Escaflowne

Van

Folcan

Allen

Dryden

Hana Yori Dango

Rui

Domiyoji

Digimon-

Ken

Matt

T.K.

Izzy

Cody

Revolutionary Girl Utena-

Touga

Mikki

Sayongi

Saber MaRionette J

Otaru

Yami no Matsuei-

Tsutsuki

Hisoka

Clamp Campus Detectives-

Suoh Takamura,

Akira Ijyuin,

Nokoru Imonoyama

Princess Mononoke

Ashitaka

(that's a long list!!!)

"Hmm…Amanda, do you notice something funny?"

"What? Oh, you mean the fact that they're all guys?"

"Yeah. They're all our little anime bunnies."

"I'm fine with it if you are."

"Oh Yeah! We'll be stuck on an ark with the cutest anime guys in the world!!!"

"Meh-he-he-he-he-he-h- Owwwwww!…Sorry."

"We forgot someone!!!"

"Who?"

"Haruka Ten'ou!!!"

"Um…Jenn, she's a girl."

"I KNOW THAT!!! But she might as well be a guy. Can we PLEASE bring her!!!!!!!"

"All right, all right!!!"

            And so, with our list all set, we called the PTB and told them we were ready.

PTB- AND NOW YOU SHALL BE ENGULFED BY THE ANIMATED UNIVERSE. YOU KNOW YOU'RE MISSION!!!  

            We felt the air rise around us, and suddenly a gust of wind dragged us down through the floor. We passed through it like a ghost and saw a yellow light at the end of a large, spinning black tunnel. After which I blanked out.

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"Um……Jenn……Jennifer?…..JENN!!!! WAKE UP!!!"

Damn her…..the trip must have knocked her out…..oh well, she'll wake up sooner or later….

"Where are we?"

I looked around……Well, we were in a large, well, hallway. A very white, very long hallway…Lined with doors……Just doors……

"Weird…"

"YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUAAAARRRREEEEIIINNNTTTTHHHEEE-"

"HOLD IT!!!!……Can you Not yell? It's impossible to understand a word that's coming out of your mouth…If you have a mouth…Who are you anyway……And where are you…It'd be nice to see you, you know…"

"Ahem…SORRY… YOU ARE IN THE HALLWAY OF DIMENSIONS, CREATED BY THE POWERS THAT BE…

A figure appeared in front of us, a fairly young looking boy….

He's cute…..

He wore these nice black pants with a white cross thingie on each pant leg…And this nice arm band, also black…Ohhh! He's got a tattoo! A black cross on his other arm…He's got quite the thing with black….A black cape and all….Waitaminute- That's not a cape!!!!

"You have wings!"

"Hurrrrrrrrrrrm?" Jennifer opened her eyes…"Where am I…And what happened? Last I remember we were going into some tunnel…Who's he? And why does he have wings?"

"I am Kevin  Horstinvith the 34th from the house of Jules, official messenger of the PTB and the greatest Mage to have ever practiced magic. But you can call me Kevy."

"O.K., Kevy, where are we? We were supposed to go to the anime world and save it, well the characters, from a sea of ink that will flood the anime world. Why are we here?"

"Well, the PTB had a look at your list and realized something, everyone is male. They wanted to know if you had realized this..?"

"Yeah…We did…Why, is there a problem with that?"

"Well, you were asked to save the worthy characters of the anime world, not just the guys."

"Oh, well…ummm…ahhh…..Amanda, can you explain it?"

"I believe it was 'I'm okay with it if you are'"

"Damn…"

"Well I have an idea, if you're interested…I realize you want to be on the ark with the guy's, but what if………

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"Two arks?!  How are we going to do that?!"

"Well, I'll get you another ark, and you can fill it with deserving anime GIRLS…You'd have to get someone else to look after the new ark, I don't think you want to separate……If we do this though, you'll have to do something for us……We won't be able to just zap the characters in…You'll have to find them first, then we'll transport them onto the ark. That's why you're here…You'll need to travel to the anime world through one of these doors. Each leads to a different dimension. You can go anywhere from here, any world."

"Even the Star Trek Universes?"

"AMANDA!?"

"What? I'm not just a crazed otaku, I'm also a crazed trekkie!- Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-OW"

Amanda rubbed her head…"What'd you do that for?"

"I am not going to let you go on a maniacal laughing spree while the world of anime is in danger…Besides, you WILL NOT TREK OUT ON ME!! UNDERSTAND!?!?

"Hai…OW!!" Amanda rubbed a second lump…"Now what was THAT for?!"

"Don't speak Japanese unless you know it…GOT IT!?!?"

"H- I mean Yes…"

"Yes, you could go to the Star Trek universes, but that'll have to wait for anther fanfic-I mean day…" Kevy smiled.

"Now, in order to get to the anime universe, you'll have to go through this door." Kevy pointed and a sign appeared on one of the countless doors"

"It says This Door."

"Yes."

"The most powerful Mage to ever have practiced magic and you couldn't be a little more original?!"

"No."

"O.K. then…"

"Now, decide where in the anime worlds you want to go, and concentrate on only that while you go the door."

 "Just that?"

"Yes. Did you expect anything more…?

"I guess not. Should we leave now?"

"I suggest you decide which anime girls are worthy, then I suggest you get going…There is limited time."

"I guess that's a good idea…."

"Then I bid thee well…Good Luck."

He took a step backwards, raised his wings behind him, and was gone.

"You'll need it."

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Sailor Moon

Hotaru Tomoe

Michiru Kaioh

Sestina

Haruka Ten'ou

Amy Mizuno

Makoto

Usagi

Ranma ½

Akane

Nabiki

Ukyo

Vampire Princess Miyu

Miyu

Battle Athletes Victory

Akari

Kris

Ichino

Ayla

Anna

Mononoke Hime

Toki

Lady Iboshi

San

Card Captor Sakura

Sakura

Tomoyo

Mei Lin

Utena

Utena

Gundam Wing

Noin

Une

Marie-Maia

Hilde

Digimon

Kari

Vision Of Escaflowne

Aria

Naria

Maho Tsuki Tai

Akane

Nanaka

Pet Shop of Horrors

Count D

Medusa

Saber Marionettes

Lime

Marine

Princess Mononoke

San

Lady Iboshi

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"You think Janice will want to look after the girl ark? It seems like something that she'd like….what'd you think Jen?…Jen?

"Yeah,  sure….Um…Amanda…Not all of these characters are female, you do realize…Right?"

"Yeah, but they're all girls at heart…It doesn't matter, anyway, you've got Haruka on the guy ship…so you have no right to complain….Hahahahahahaha!"

"Oh well……Lets get going."

"It probably go faster if we split up…How about we get the guys first. You get the Weiss Kreuz guys, I'll get the Gundam bunnies…Ok?"

"Sure"

"You can go first, Ok Jen?"

"Whatever…See you soon…"

"Wait…It'll probably take different amounts of time to do all this, so I'll leave the list next to the door, and as we collect the guys, we'll cross them off so we don't both go after the same guys….Ok?"

"Yeah…See you when we finish the guys…"

"Have Fun!"

"Oh I Will."

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