Disclaimer: I don't own the characters EXCEPT for the All Powerful Author. The characters you know are J.K. Rowling's but the guy from Monty Python belongs to them. I was high on chocolate milk when I started to write this at 12:30. Sorry if it is a little messed up.



Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on their way to the Trophy room to face Draco in a wizard's duel, when all of a sudden……..

Hermione: Why are we going to meet Draco? After all we hate him right?

Ron: Yeah, it makes no sense. I guess Hermione's right.

All Powerful Author: Because I said so. Now be good and do what I say of I will force you to….

Harry: No! Not the slash fan fictions again. We'll be good and listen to what you said.

All Powerful Author: Good.

Guy from Monty Python's Flying Circus: And now for something completely different.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron are in detention. Draco is there too.

All: Why do I have to be in detention with them!!!!!

All Powerful Author: Because I said so now shut up or else…….

All: Not the slash fan fictions!!

Hermione: Why are we here anyway? I thought that I was a good person who could never do any wrong!!! Who gave us this detention anyway?

All Powerful Author: Uh, well, It was Snape ok!! Stop it with all the questions!!!

Draco: Snape would never give me a detention. I'm his favorite student. This makes no sense!! I'm out of here!!

All Powerful Author: Ok Draco, I warned you.

Draco finds himself reading a descriptive Snape/Draco slash.

Draco: Oh the humanity!!!!!!

Harry, Ron, and Hermione: HA!

Harry whispering to Hermione and Ron: It's probably all true!!!

They laugh.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione live happily ever after and Draco is forced to read the slash fiction for all eternity.