Disclaimer: Same as before, but Ouija Boards belong to whoever created them and the characters of Lord of the Rings belong to J.R.R. Tokien's living relatives.

A/N Thanks to my two reviewers.

We open upon the Gryffindor common room. We see Harry, Ron, and Hermione sitting around a table with a Ouija board on it. They all have their hands on it and are starting to use the board.

Harry: Hey, Mum and Dad! Can you hear me?

Ouija board: Yes Harry, How are you doing?

All: It answered!

They all just stand there in shock.

Harry: Is it really you, or am I dreaming? How are you guys doing in the afterlife?

Ouija board: We're dead?

Harry: Yeah, you both were killed by Vol….

Ron and Hermione: Don't say the name!!!

Harry: Okay, Okay, Killed by You Know Who then.

Ouija board: Well that's a shock. I guess that we're as well as can be expected.

Hermione: