Chapter 9
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"Okay…what's next…"
"Hey Jen…"
"BAH! Kevy-bunny…what?"
"You gotta go lightning fast on these last ones."
"May I ask why?"
"Because the ink has now eaten and destroyed the universes you've been to!!!"
"Oh my God!"
"So I want you to pop in, pop out, okay?"
"Got it Kevy." I crossed Utena off the list and ran to the door.
"That's my girl, Go JENN!"
I winked at him and hopped through the portal. This is no time to be tripping!
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Utena…"…Mikki, come on!…TOUGA, PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!!!…NO, PUT-YOUR-SHIRT-BACK-ON!!!!!!!!!…Through the door!"
Battle Athletes Victory…"…you DON'T have to give Akari a kiss good-bye, Kris…Ichino, I don't want an Osaka porkchop or whatever that is…no, TANYA…AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh……"
Maho Tsukai Tai…"…I LOVE you Aburatsubo, I mean, come with me…I'm not STEALING him Nanaka!!! You're coming too!…Akane, this is NO TIME FOR A DATE!!!…"
Hana Yori Dango…"…Hey guys, what does the F in F4 stand for anyway?…Oh great, rain…HAHAHA…Doumyoji, your hair droops down to your ankles when it's wet!!!…Ahhhhh….It was a JOKE!!!…."
Ranma ½…
"…Akane, this is NOT a challenge!…OH DEAR GOD, it's Ryoga and his endless bandanas!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yami no Matsuei…"…Oooooooh!…Can I ask why they chose chickens as librarians?…Tsutsuki, your eyes are sooooo beautiful!!!…You too Hisoka!…what's with that look on your face…oh, you're reading my mind…um…sorry about that…"
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I walked into the Hall of Dimensions and almost plowed into Kevy.
"Hey Amanda! You just missed Jen. Look, I need you guys to go lightening fast on these ones, ok? The PTB are doing their best to hold back the ink, but every universe you've been to already, and any you're not saving have been destroyed."
"Oh dear God! Don't worry Kevy-baby! We'll save you!"
"What?"
"I don't know I've just always wanted to say that." I scratched Vampire Princess Miyu and looked at the list. "Ok, got it…See you in a sec!" I jumped through the doorway. If I want to do this quick, I'm gonna have to be tricky…. I smiled. I loved scheming.
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Clamp Campus Detectives"I have a new case for you! A young woman is in trouble and is trapped behind this doorway! Only those who have a pure heart can save her! WILL YOU DO IT!??…………………..…….Suckers."
Mononoke Hime"San! No! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Did I mention that I'm terrified of wolves? WELL I AM!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Saber MaRionette J"Look I'm not here to hurt Otaru! I mean it! No! MARINE NO! PUT ME DOWN!!!! LIME HELP ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*Splash*
Pet Shop Of Horrors"The food'll be catered by the best pastry chefs in the world! We Need your…. um…Expertise! That's it! We really need you…And the gorgon….."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!! I can't believe it! Such pastries! And you want me to….wait a minute…..What about the Gorgon?"
*Various animals stars screeching*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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I jumped back through the portal and looked at the list. "Oh my god, we're done! The only thing left is—"
"Sailor Moon." I guess you decided to save the best for last, huh?" Kevy smiled and laid a hand on my head. I shook it off.
"Kind of. That and the fact that Jenn would kill me if I went without her, and she knew I'd kill her if she went without me, so we saved it…"
Jen popped in."…….damned Akane….Oh Amanda! How far are we? And you look like hell- what happened?"
"We've only got Sailor Moon left. And a lot. I've been blasted, bombed, shot at, held at knife point and a dozen other things I'm not getting into. I'm allowed to look like hell. You don't look any better." I glared.
"Yeah….That pretty much sums it up for me…Well, lets go to SAILOR MOON!!! I get to see Haruka!"
"I get to see Hotaru! And Setsuna!"
"Yeah!" We walked to the portal. "Hey Amanda, guess what my talent is? I GET TO USE GUNS! HAH! I'LL BEAT YOUR PUNY SWORD ANY DAY!!!!"
"How'd you know I have a sword?"
"Kevy told me."
"Speaking of what I told you, at least Amanda listens to me. She actually uses the zero space for her sword! You used A GARTER BELT!!! For Pete sakes! I told you to use the zero space so the characters can't get at it! What happens the first time you have it? Some guy gets it in what? Three Minutes! Of all the—"
"KEVY! You never said a thing about zero space! Not to me at least! Gawd!"
"What? I didn't?" Kevy materialized a large group of papers in his hands, and began leafing through them…"Let's see…..No….No…."
"What is that?"
"Um…..Nevermind…Here! Uh…no….Oops." The papers disappeared. "You were right. I didn't tell you anything. Sorry."
"One question. If I was supposed to use this 'zero space' then WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING WITH A GARTER BELT!?!?!?!?!"
"It went with the dress."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
I started to laugh, I couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Hehehehehe….sorry Jenn, I just can't see you in a dress…With a GARTER BELT!!! Hahahahahahahaha—Ow!………..Sorry."
"Damned right…..Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….Ok, lets go." Jen tripped through the portal…Kevy groaned.
"Not again…"
"She's done that before?"
"You wouldn't believe how many times…"
"I probably would…..Nevermind" I walked through the portal. "Coming, Kevy?"
"Sure. You always need my help. But you'll have to hurry. We're running out time. We won't be able to hold this forever."
"I know…Sailor Moon, here we come!"
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