Ranma 1/2
A Very... VERY thin line Between...
Ranma leapt, not even thinking about the object that just barely missed grazing flesh while passing between his legs. With a deft back handspring and an additional leap, Ranma was on the run. Shampoo continued to struggle with the chainsaw she had lodged in the roof, and by the time she had gotten it free, Ranma was long gone.
"Hmm, Shampoo need sharpen buzz toy," the lavender haired girl mused.
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Ranma kept running in a general direction, pushing himself as hard and as fast as possible. Recent events were cycling through his mind; Shampoo apparently wasn't behind the recent... madness of Ukyo and Akane, and in fact seemed a part in it. That left Kodachi as the culprit.
With a newfound determination, Ranma changed directions, and headed for the Kuno Estate, where the youngest Kuno should soon be coming home from classes.
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Kodachi vaulted over her front gates, not bothering to wait for them to open, and precariously weaved through the traps set for the Kuno Familie's protection. She made it to the front door with ease, and proceeded to her own room.. The young lady entered her room, and spun around while allowing a sigh to escape from her lips; her walls were plastered with pictures of her beloved, of the man she dreamed about ever since she first met him. Kodachi started to strip down, in order to prepare for a bit of fantasy self-indulgence, when a life size full body portraid of her dear Ranma-sama moved.
"Okay, Kodachi!" the image demanded, while pulling itself off the wall, "Just what the heck did you do to Shampoo, Akane, and Ukyo?"
"RANMA-SAM..." Kodachi paused, when she saw the pigtailed boy, "Oh, its you."
Ranma was a bit taken back by Kodachi's contemptuous demeanor, but firmed himself, "Listen, I want to antidote to whatever you gave to the other girls, and I'm not leaving until I get it!"
"I have no idea what you're referring to," Kodachi replied cooly, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other matters to attend," Kodachi went to her bottom drawer, the one that *didn't* hold clothing.
"Not so fast!" Ranma was in front of the girl, holding her wrists tightly so she couldn't escape. "We ain't done until you tell me what's going on with the other three girls, and you tell me how to fix it!" Ranma's demands fizzled, once he caught the look of absolute fury tinged with disgust that was plastered on Kodachi's face."
"Unhand me you WHENCH!!!" Kodachi began to struggle, accidentally tripping Ranma and her onto her bed, leaving herself on the bottom of the pile.
"Uh, it's not what you think..." Ranma began to defend out of habit, before noticing the hard, piercing stare that bore to the bone.
"You... how DARE you try to have your way with me, you HARLOT! I'm NOT THAT WAY!" Kodachi frantically struggled under Ranma, causing the pigtailed boy to lock up even further from the sensations the other girl was producing under him.
Kodachi also froze, when she noticed Ranma's rigidness, and narrowed her eyes, "So, you are taking a preverse pleasure from rubbing our feminine chests together? I should have suspected as such, from the likes of you."
Ranma's mind managed to focus on a part of Kodachi's statement, and wondered when he had gotten wet. Ranma's mind then managed to skip to another fact... that he was dry. That brought the indignation out in Ranma, "What do you mean 'our' femenine chests?"
"Though you are a Tomboy, you cannot deny your membership of the fairer sex, you red-headed trollip!"
Ranma managed to ask a very important question, 'Huh?"
"What is there to understand? I DO NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN!!!!"
That upset Ranma quite a bit, "HEY! I'M A GUY!!!! Hold on, when did you find out about my curse?"
"Curse? What nonesense are you babbling about?" Ranma was left dumbfounded and confused; this moment's distraction was all Kodachi needed
"EEEEEEE!!!!!!! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!" Kodachi screamed, causing her father, brother, Sasuke, and Mr. Green Turtle to appear in the doorway as if by magic.
Ranma's head jerked to the assembled males of the household; Koucho Kuno had lost that idiotic smile he almost always wore, Kuno held his usual aloof expression, though his pupils were mere pinpricks, Sasuke's eyes were shadowed, but erily glowing with a red energy, while Mr. Green Turtle looked particularly hungry. They were all illuminated by a violet battle aura.
Now, it took a lot to get Ranma nervous of any male challengers, but even he could realize that even Sasuke could be dangerous given proper drive. The situation was gravely serious, and with an expression of challenge, Ranma narrowed his eyes, and brought forth his Father's most secret techniques...
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The pigtialed boy crashed through the window of Kodachi's room, and didn't even attempt to tiptoe around the traps, as they were a lot less dangerous than what was in pursuit.
"YOU NEED'N A HAIRCUT DAT START'N BELOW THE CHIN, KEIKI!!!!"
"RANMA SAOTOME!!! CEASE YOUR FLIGHT, SO THAT WE MAY WIPE AWAY THE STAIN YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON THE KUNO NAME!!!!!"
"VILE CASSANOVA! PRAYING UPON INNOCENT GIRLS!! LET THE KUNO FAMILY RETAINER WRITE YOUR EPITOME!"
"RRRRROOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!"
Before any of them could take pursuit, a voice called to them, "Halt."
"But sister," Tatewake Kuno started to argue, "Were you not the one that..."
"I am well aware of my actions," Kodachi interrupted, "But, I have other contengencies to deal with the insolent trollop..." Kodachi pulled out a cell phone."
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Ranma came crashing through the house, and ran straight for the kitchen. Kasumi looked up, as she felt a human-generated breeze fly by her, and looked up in the cabinet, "Hello, Ranma-kun, could you pass me the sugar please?"
The pigtailed boy complied from his hiding place, and then asked cautiously, "Ah, Ka-Kasumi, is Akane home yet?"
"Oh no. She said she would be having dinner at a friends and won't be back till late."
Ranma sighed audibly, and opened the cabinet doors, and closed them quickly.
::THOCK::
"HEY! WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?!?" Ranma screamed, as the steak knife vibrated in the cabinet door.
"Well, I have a bit more free time before dinner, and you and Akane always seem to enjoy playing these games, so I hope you don't mind."
"Yeah, well, I do kinda mind," Ranma retorted, and opened the doors, "That's pretty dangerous to be YIPE!!!!!"
::THA-THA-THA-THA-THO-THO-TH-THU-THO-TH-THUNK!!!!!::
"QUIT THAT!" Ranma shouted, and opened to door to vent his full fustration at the young woman.
::CLACK!!!!!::
Ranma sat in the cabinet, with his nose just millimeters away from the point of the butcher knife that he had trapped just in time between the doors.
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Ranma managed to sneak into a better hiding place until dinner time. He approached the table, and found Kasumi sitting peacefully in her seat, away from any sharp bladed objects. Ranma wasn't satisfied quite yet, as he glanced around, making sure the coast was clear.
"Geez, Ranma, what's freaking you out?" Nabiki asked with a raised eyebrow. Ranma glared at her intensely.
"You ain't gonna get all weird on me too, are ya?"
Nabiki blinked, "I'm not sure how to take that."
Ranma was satisfied by her answer; Nabiki was still the same ol' Nabiki.
"Really, what's got you all jumpy?"
"Yeah, Ranma, you've been acting weird all day."
"ACK!!!!!" Ranma froze, but his eyes turned to the side to find a short-haired girl sitting at he usual position at the dinner table.
"Oh, welcome home, Akane," Kasumi greeted cheerfully. Nabiki looked between Ranma and Akane, wondering what was going on.
Akane started to dig into her own plate she served herself, but kept her intense stare upon Ranma. After a few moments, everyone was aware of Akane's attention to her fiancee, and felt a certain... tenseness in the air, but chose to ignore it as nothing unusual.
"Ranma, do you think I'm sexy?"
That, on the other hand, was unusual. Soun, Genma, Kasumi, and Nabiki paused to wait for the answer to this one; half of them still had their eating utensils still in their mouths.
Ranma felt himself on the verge of a nervous breakdown, as he started to open and close his mouth like a grounded fish.
::CHOP!!!!::
"ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, RANMA!!!" Akane demanded, holding the ax down between the two halfs of the table. That was enough to kick-start Ranma's survival instincts, and the pigtailed boy started to do what any animal in such a given situation would attempt to do... survive.
Unfortunatly, before he could even bolt, the sounds of windows shattering all over the bottom floor of the house sounded.
The residents' eyes, excluding Akane, as she was still focused on Ranma and awaiting his answer, all grew large at the militaristic and extremely well trained shock troopers entered the room, with M-16s drawn.
"DESIGNATE SAOTOME RANMA, YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN SANCTION! PREPARE FOR DECEASEMENT!"
This day was just getting longer.
A Very... VERY thin line Between...
Ranma leapt, not even thinking about the object that just barely missed grazing flesh while passing between his legs. With a deft back handspring and an additional leap, Ranma was on the run. Shampoo continued to struggle with the chainsaw she had lodged in the roof, and by the time she had gotten it free, Ranma was long gone.
"Hmm, Shampoo need sharpen buzz toy," the lavender haired girl mused.
_____________________________________
Ranma kept running in a general direction, pushing himself as hard and as fast as possible. Recent events were cycling through his mind; Shampoo apparently wasn't behind the recent... madness of Ukyo and Akane, and in fact seemed a part in it. That left Kodachi as the culprit.
With a newfound determination, Ranma changed directions, and headed for the Kuno Estate, where the youngest Kuno should soon be coming home from classes.
_____________________________________
Kodachi vaulted over her front gates, not bothering to wait for them to open, and precariously weaved through the traps set for the Kuno Familie's protection. She made it to the front door with ease, and proceeded to her own room.. The young lady entered her room, and spun around while allowing a sigh to escape from her lips; her walls were plastered with pictures of her beloved, of the man she dreamed about ever since she first met him. Kodachi started to strip down, in order to prepare for a bit of fantasy self-indulgence, when a life size full body portraid of her dear Ranma-sama moved.
"Okay, Kodachi!" the image demanded, while pulling itself off the wall, "Just what the heck did you do to Shampoo, Akane, and Ukyo?"
"RANMA-SAM..." Kodachi paused, when she saw the pigtailed boy, "Oh, its you."
Ranma was a bit taken back by Kodachi's contemptuous demeanor, but firmed himself, "Listen, I want to antidote to whatever you gave to the other girls, and I'm not leaving until I get it!"
"I have no idea what you're referring to," Kodachi replied cooly, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other matters to attend," Kodachi went to her bottom drawer, the one that *didn't* hold clothing.
"Not so fast!" Ranma was in front of the girl, holding her wrists tightly so she couldn't escape. "We ain't done until you tell me what's going on with the other three girls, and you tell me how to fix it!" Ranma's demands fizzled, once he caught the look of absolute fury tinged with disgust that was plastered on Kodachi's face."
"Unhand me you WHENCH!!!" Kodachi began to struggle, accidentally tripping Ranma and her onto her bed, leaving herself on the bottom of the pile.
"Uh, it's not what you think..." Ranma began to defend out of habit, before noticing the hard, piercing stare that bore to the bone.
"You... how DARE you try to have your way with me, you HARLOT! I'm NOT THAT WAY!" Kodachi frantically struggled under Ranma, causing the pigtailed boy to lock up even further from the sensations the other girl was producing under him.
Kodachi also froze, when she noticed Ranma's rigidness, and narrowed her eyes, "So, you are taking a preverse pleasure from rubbing our feminine chests together? I should have suspected as such, from the likes of you."
Ranma's mind managed to focus on a part of Kodachi's statement, and wondered when he had gotten wet. Ranma's mind then managed to skip to another fact... that he was dry. That brought the indignation out in Ranma, "What do you mean 'our' femenine chests?"
"Though you are a Tomboy, you cannot deny your membership of the fairer sex, you red-headed trollip!"
Ranma managed to ask a very important question, 'Huh?"
"What is there to understand? I DO NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN!!!!"
That upset Ranma quite a bit, "HEY! I'M A GUY!!!! Hold on, when did you find out about my curse?"
"Curse? What nonesense are you babbling about?" Ranma was left dumbfounded and confused; this moment's distraction was all Kodachi needed
"EEEEEEE!!!!!!! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!" Kodachi screamed, causing her father, brother, Sasuke, and Mr. Green Turtle to appear in the doorway as if by magic.
Ranma's head jerked to the assembled males of the household; Koucho Kuno had lost that idiotic smile he almost always wore, Kuno held his usual aloof expression, though his pupils were mere pinpricks, Sasuke's eyes were shadowed, but erily glowing with a red energy, while Mr. Green Turtle looked particularly hungry. They were all illuminated by a violet battle aura.
Now, it took a lot to get Ranma nervous of any male challengers, but even he could realize that even Sasuke could be dangerous given proper drive. The situation was gravely serious, and with an expression of challenge, Ranma narrowed his eyes, and brought forth his Father's most secret techniques...
_____________________________________
The pigtialed boy crashed through the window of Kodachi's room, and didn't even attempt to tiptoe around the traps, as they were a lot less dangerous than what was in pursuit.
"YOU NEED'N A HAIRCUT DAT START'N BELOW THE CHIN, KEIKI!!!!"
"RANMA SAOTOME!!! CEASE YOUR FLIGHT, SO THAT WE MAY WIPE AWAY THE STAIN YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON THE KUNO NAME!!!!!"
"VILE CASSANOVA! PRAYING UPON INNOCENT GIRLS!! LET THE KUNO FAMILY RETAINER WRITE YOUR EPITOME!"
"RRRRROOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!"
Before any of them could take pursuit, a voice called to them, "Halt."
"But sister," Tatewake Kuno started to argue, "Were you not the one that..."
"I am well aware of my actions," Kodachi interrupted, "But, I have other contengencies to deal with the insolent trollop..." Kodachi pulled out a cell phone."
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Ranma came crashing through the house, and ran straight for the kitchen. Kasumi looked up, as she felt a human-generated breeze fly by her, and looked up in the cabinet, "Hello, Ranma-kun, could you pass me the sugar please?"
The pigtailed boy complied from his hiding place, and then asked cautiously, "Ah, Ka-Kasumi, is Akane home yet?"
"Oh no. She said she would be having dinner at a friends and won't be back till late."
Ranma sighed audibly, and opened the cabinet doors, and closed them quickly.
::THOCK::
"HEY! WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?!?" Ranma screamed, as the steak knife vibrated in the cabinet door.
"Well, I have a bit more free time before dinner, and you and Akane always seem to enjoy playing these games, so I hope you don't mind."
"Yeah, well, I do kinda mind," Ranma retorted, and opened the doors, "That's pretty dangerous to be YIPE!!!!!"
::THA-THA-THA-THA-THO-THO-TH-THU-THO-TH-THUNK!!!!!::
"QUIT THAT!" Ranma shouted, and opened to door to vent his full fustration at the young woman.
::CLACK!!!!!::
Ranma sat in the cabinet, with his nose just millimeters away from the point of the butcher knife that he had trapped just in time between the doors.
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Ranma managed to sneak into a better hiding place until dinner time. He approached the table, and found Kasumi sitting peacefully in her seat, away from any sharp bladed objects. Ranma wasn't satisfied quite yet, as he glanced around, making sure the coast was clear.
"Geez, Ranma, what's freaking you out?" Nabiki asked with a raised eyebrow. Ranma glared at her intensely.
"You ain't gonna get all weird on me too, are ya?"
Nabiki blinked, "I'm not sure how to take that."
Ranma was satisfied by her answer; Nabiki was still the same ol' Nabiki.
"Really, what's got you all jumpy?"
"Yeah, Ranma, you've been acting weird all day."
"ACK!!!!!" Ranma froze, but his eyes turned to the side to find a short-haired girl sitting at he usual position at the dinner table.
"Oh, welcome home, Akane," Kasumi greeted cheerfully. Nabiki looked between Ranma and Akane, wondering what was going on.
Akane started to dig into her own plate she served herself, but kept her intense stare upon Ranma. After a few moments, everyone was aware of Akane's attention to her fiancee, and felt a certain... tenseness in the air, but chose to ignore it as nothing unusual.
"Ranma, do you think I'm sexy?"
That, on the other hand, was unusual. Soun, Genma, Kasumi, and Nabiki paused to wait for the answer to this one; half of them still had their eating utensils still in their mouths.
Ranma felt himself on the verge of a nervous breakdown, as he started to open and close his mouth like a grounded fish.
::CHOP!!!!::
"ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, RANMA!!!" Akane demanded, holding the ax down between the two halfs of the table. That was enough to kick-start Ranma's survival instincts, and the pigtailed boy started to do what any animal in such a given situation would attempt to do... survive.
Unfortunatly, before he could even bolt, the sounds of windows shattering all over the bottom floor of the house sounded.
The residents' eyes, excluding Akane, as she was still focused on Ranma and awaiting his answer, all grew large at the militaristic and extremely well trained shock troopers entered the room, with M-16s drawn.
"DESIGNATE SAOTOME RANMA, YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN SANCTION! PREPARE FOR DECEASEMENT!"
This day was just getting longer.