DISCLAIMER: *see the first chapter!!!*

Not In A Million Years Things Harry Potter characters wouldn't think of saying Chapter 2

a/n: well, I decided to continue… I had some ideas in my head, and I had to get them out, or my head will explode!

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-during a class (Potions, Charms, Transfiguration, whatever you want, as long as Hermione takes it)-

^a professor (any professor, depends on what class you want to think they are in right now) asks a question^

Professor: So, who can answer? Come on, it's very easy… What about you, Ms. Granger?

Hermione (after waking up, coz she accidentally fell asleep): Huh? Can you repeat the question?

^Professor repeats the question^

Hermione: Um, um… I don't know! Ask someone else! Why do you keep calling me? I don't know anything about what you're talking about! Do you expect me to read all our course books? I don't think so.

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^after a meal (breakfast, lunch, dinner, you decide)^

Ron: Hey Harry, do you want to visit Hagrid?

Harry: You mean that big oaf? I don't think so… Ive got better things to do that spend time with a stupid git like him. I mean he got expelled! I don't want to be seen with him. It'll ruin my reputation.

Ron: Um, okay.

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^in the Gryffindor common room^

Ron: Hey Hermione, where's Crookshanks?

Hermione: Why, do you want to skin him alive or something?

Ron: Of course not! I want to pet him, and hug him, and kiss him…

*a/n: maybe this has a little possibility, you know, about Ron liking Crookshanks and all… Since Ron already found out about Scabbers' true identity, so maybe in the future, Ron would learn to like Crookshanks… But for now, let's just say he still dislikes him.*

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^a Transfiguration class^

McGonagall: Good morning class. Today, we'll be doing something different for a change. I'm going to give you a free period! So come on then, let's party!

(lets her hair down and starts to dance atop a table)

*a/n: well, that's about all that I can think of… again, I don't know if I'll continue, if I can think of more, maybe I will… And I'm thinking of making BLOOPERS… tell me what you think… should I or should I not? But for now, r/r! thanks! [=ms.potter=] J *