DISCLAIMER: *see the first chapter*
Not In A Million YearsThings Harry Potter characters wouldn't think of saying
Chapter 3
a/n: well, here I am again! I hope you all liked the first two chapters… I hope you like this one as well! Thanks for everyone who reviewed for the last 2 chapters!
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^in the Dursley household^
Vernon: So Harry, how are things going in your school? What was it called again?
Petunia: Oh Vernon, how can you forget! It's Hogwarts!
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Dudley: Mum, Dad, I want to study in Hogwarts, just like my beloved cousin, Harry!
Petunia: I don't think so Dudley. Hogwarts is a fine school. And besides, you are just a Muggle, like your dad and I!
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Harry: Oh I can't wait for this year to end!
Ron: Why Harry?
Harry: Because I want to go home to the Dursleys already! I miss them so much!
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^Harry's birthday^
(harry receives a gift from Ron, Hermione, and Sirius)
Harry: As always, the people whom I always receive gifts from.
(he goes down to cook breakfast for the Dursleys)
Vernon, Petunia, Dudley: Surprise! Happy Birthday Harry!!!
(Dudley hugs Harry)
Petunia: Since it's your birthday, we cooked for you! Enjoy!
Harry: Thanks! You guys are the best!
a/n: hey, you never know, that MIGHT happen one day…
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Petunia: Dudley! Behave yourself!
Dudley: Sorry Mum.
Vernon: Your Mother's right, Dudley. Why can't you be more like Harry? He's a perfect role model for you.
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Petunia: Harry, your Uncle and I would like to get to know your godfather.
Harry: You mean the convicted murderer?
Petunia: Exactly. So your Uncle and have decided to invite him to dinner sometime.
Harry: Okay, I'll send him an owl. When do you want him over?
Petunia: Well as soon as possible! I'd really like to know more about my dear sister's good friend! Oh, and if you want, you can invite your friends over too! What about the Weasley family? They seem to be a happy bunch, aren't they?
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Harry: Um, Uncle Vernon?
Vernon (in a sweet, father-like tone): Yes, Harry?
Harry: Well, my friend Ron Weasley invited me over for the remainder of the summer, and I was wondering if I could go.
Vernon: Well, alright. Whatever you want. Now, will they be picking you up, or should we bring you there?
Harry: Well, I'm not sure.
Vernon: How about if I just drive you there? I'd be more than happy to.
Harry: Okay Uncle Vernon, thanks!
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^about to board the Hogwarts Express^
Petunia: Well, goodbye Harry.
Dudley: I'll miss you Harry! (hugs Harry)
Vernon: Send us an OWL when you get there okay?
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a/n: well, that's about it for my Dursley Chapter… I don't know if I'll still update this fic… Maybe if I get some ideas in my head, I will. But for the meantime, I think I'll be working on other fics. I hope you liked it… Not really that good, but presentable. Tell me what you think! REVIEW!!! Thanks a bunch!
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