1 Lockdown
Don't own Ed, Edd, n Eddy… Ok, do you know what is insane? This is our second day off from school, and all because the damn snowplow peoples won't get off their lazy asses and PLOW, dammit! But, I guess it's good for the rest of you, 'cause I get to keep writin'! Which is good. Oh, by the way, how many of you have ever seen the "Wascally Wemix" groovie? *watches a few people raise their hands* I swear you can hear Elmer Fudd say "Oh, boy! Wabbit cwap!" I swear that's what he's sayin'! Thank you so much to Kenju- Shin, butterfly, and Ayam Terlepas Keluar (Who gave me reviews over the phone because her computer is possessed) for reviewing. I write/live for reviews! THANK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Oh well. Here is the LAST chapter! Peace, love, and jawbreakers!
The kids scattered out of the way before they could be hit by the flying Ed. Luckily for Ed, he landed on his butt by the bookcase.
"That was fun! Let's do it again!" He ran to the door, and finally noticed the people that had opened the door that had sent him flying.
"Hi, Mr. Police Officer Guy!" Ed waved at him.
"Hello. Is there someone in here who needs medical attention? According to the red tape, there is." The police officer looked around. He saw two people raising their hands. Double D and Ed ("I need medical attention 'cause my butt hurts! I landed on it."). He decided to go to Double D first.
"Alright, you're going to be ok."
"I have every intention of doing so."
"Ok, what's your name?"
"Edward, but all of my friends call me Double D."
"Double D, huh? Ok. Can you tell me what happened?"
"Well, the gunman found us in the hallways. I raised my hands in a gesture of peace, he fired, and the bullet passed through my palm."
The police officer got really mad at that moment.
"What?! Is he still in the school?"
Ed, Double D, and Eddy answered as one.
"Yes!"
They all looked at each other and laughed. Eddy spoke up to tell the police officer what happened.
"Monobrow here tracked him down and knocked him out cold with a fire extinguisher." He pointed at Ed. The police officer did a double take.
"Him? This kid, right here that you're pointing at?"
Ed was more than a little miffed.
"YES, me. Want to see him?" He gestured towards the door.
"Sure, it'll save us a search, if you're telling the truth." The police officer got up and walked to the door. Ed followed, to show him the way. Eddy and Double D started to follow, but the other person that had stayed quiet until now stopped them.
"Uh uh. You two aren't going anywhere until I look at your hand… Double D, is it? I'm Ann, and I'm a paramedic. You may want someone to be with you, the disinfectant chemicals don't feel too good on bullet wounds. Something about the metals in the bullets that reacts with the chemicals."
Double D sighed.
"Lucky me then. Come on, Eddy. I may need your help."
He started to unravel the bandages and gauze from around his hand. Then… he stopped. He stared off in to space in mid-unravel. Eddy waved his hand in front of Double D's face.
"Double D? Earth to Double D!"
Double D trembled. He whispered,
"I've lost too much blood, Eddy. I can't stay awake anymore…" Finally, after an hour of steadily losing blood, it took its toll on Double D. He passed out.
Ok, I lied. It's not the last chapter!!!! I can't end this damned thing! Aaaarghhhh!!! Cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger *eyes glaze over* after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger!!!!! IT'S A CUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRSSEEEEEEEE!!!!! Please forgive me. I hope it's going to be finished by the end of the week… *sniffle sniffle* Double D doesn't have very good luck so far, ne?
Don't own Ed, Edd, n Eddy… Ok, do you know what is insane? This is our second day off from school, and all because the damn snowplow peoples won't get off their lazy asses and PLOW, dammit! But, I guess it's good for the rest of you, 'cause I get to keep writin'! Which is good. Oh, by the way, how many of you have ever seen the "Wascally Wemix" groovie? *watches a few people raise their hands* I swear you can hear Elmer Fudd say "Oh, boy! Wabbit cwap!" I swear that's what he's sayin'! Thank you so much to Kenju- Shin, butterfly, and Ayam Terlepas Keluar (Who gave me reviews over the phone because her computer is possessed) for reviewing. I write/live for reviews! THANK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Oh well. Here is the LAST chapter! Peace, love, and jawbreakers!
The kids scattered out of the way before they could be hit by the flying Ed. Luckily for Ed, he landed on his butt by the bookcase.
"That was fun! Let's do it again!" He ran to the door, and finally noticed the people that had opened the door that had sent him flying.
"Hi, Mr. Police Officer Guy!" Ed waved at him.
"Hello. Is there someone in here who needs medical attention? According to the red tape, there is." The police officer looked around. He saw two people raising their hands. Double D and Ed ("I need medical attention 'cause my butt hurts! I landed on it."). He decided to go to Double D first.
"Alright, you're going to be ok."
"I have every intention of doing so."
"Ok, what's your name?"
"Edward, but all of my friends call me Double D."
"Double D, huh? Ok. Can you tell me what happened?"
"Well, the gunman found us in the hallways. I raised my hands in a gesture of peace, he fired, and the bullet passed through my palm."
The police officer got really mad at that moment.
"What?! Is he still in the school?"
Ed, Double D, and Eddy answered as one.
"Yes!"
They all looked at each other and laughed. Eddy spoke up to tell the police officer what happened.
"Monobrow here tracked him down and knocked him out cold with a fire extinguisher." He pointed at Ed. The police officer did a double take.
"Him? This kid, right here that you're pointing at?"
Ed was more than a little miffed.
"YES, me. Want to see him?" He gestured towards the door.
"Sure, it'll save us a search, if you're telling the truth." The police officer got up and walked to the door. Ed followed, to show him the way. Eddy and Double D started to follow, but the other person that had stayed quiet until now stopped them.
"Uh uh. You two aren't going anywhere until I look at your hand… Double D, is it? I'm Ann, and I'm a paramedic. You may want someone to be with you, the disinfectant chemicals don't feel too good on bullet wounds. Something about the metals in the bullets that reacts with the chemicals."
Double D sighed.
"Lucky me then. Come on, Eddy. I may need your help."
He started to unravel the bandages and gauze from around his hand. Then… he stopped. He stared off in to space in mid-unravel. Eddy waved his hand in front of Double D's face.
"Double D? Earth to Double D!"
Double D trembled. He whispered,
"I've lost too much blood, Eddy. I can't stay awake anymore…" Finally, after an hour of steadily losing blood, it took its toll on Double D. He passed out.
Ok, I lied. It's not the last chapter!!!! I can't end this damned thing! Aaaarghhhh!!! Cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger *eyes glaze over* after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger after cliffhanger!!!!! IT'S A CUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRSSEEEEEEEE!!!!! Please forgive me. I hope it's going to be finished by the end of the week… *sniffle sniffle* Double D doesn't have very good luck so far, ne?