Another Bunch of ¡§Recognize this Scene?¡¨
By: Me (Kitty C)
Disclaimer: The following characters does not belong to me but the extra funny parts are mine ^^
1. Voldemort: Cruicus ! (Green light shot out from his wand)
Harry: (Jump back in slow motion, the green light slowed down too, but started towards Harry quickly again) AHHH!
Voldemort: HAHA!!! Matrix doesn¡¦t work on MY spells!!!!
Harry: How should I know? It said that it works on anything in the book!
Voldemort: You should have read the fine print. (Insert evil laughter)
2. Voldemort: I¡¦m your father¡¦s brother¡¦s cousin¡¦s friend¡¦s former roommate. (Pause to think) what¡¦s after that?
Harry: (slaps forehead) UGH!!! Its ¡§that makes us¡K absolutely nothing!¡¨
Voldemort: Oh okay. I¡¦m your father¡¦s brother¡¦s cousin¡¦s friend¡¦s former roommate. (Pause to think) what¡¦s after that?
Harry: UGH!!! Do you live just to make my life miserable?!
Voldemort: OH! You just figured that out?
3. Pansy: OH! Help me!!! I¡¦m trapped in a burning building!
Draco: It¡¦s all right! Superman¡¦s here to the rescue!!! (Falls off hidden broom under cloak) AHHHH!!!
Pansy: Oh great! I¡¦ll just climb down the escape ladder.
4. Harry: (in strange girly costume) hum¡K this Li guy sure wears girly outfits.
Hermione: Um¡K Harry I think you got the wrong costume!
Ron: (laughing in his dress)
Harry: (shot Ron evil look) at least I¡¦m not playing a girl who¡¦s obsessed with her camera!
5. Hermione: Aww you guys looks soooo cute!!!
Harry: Who is the world have a name like Bloom?
Hermione: Its Blossom.
Ron: Well you are not Buttercup!
Harry: No time to talk! We have to save the day before bedtime!
Ron: Oh no! We are losing him!!!!
6. Ron: (Munching on carrot) Eh what¡¦s up doc
7. Harry & Ron: We are the men in black. (In black suit and dark glasses)
Hermione: Women in black. (Change all three of them in to black tights and dark glasses)
Harry & Ron: HEY!!!!! Not the black tights again!!!! A/N: everyone¡¦s favorite Harry and Ron in tights ^^
7. Voice: Roadrunner the Coyote is after you!
Harry: (look like a bird) meepmeep
Draco: (Coyote) This is not fair!!! I know what¡¦s going to happen!!!! (bomb goes off)
8. Dumbledore: Serves? Why are you wearing underwear on your head?
Snape: Who are you talking about? I¡¦m Batman! We must defeat the evil Joker!
9. Music: Rugrats music plays
Harry: Oh no!!! Don¡¦t even go there! (Trio in baby clothing)
Trio: NOOOO!!!! Ms. Writer person you are soooo dead!
10. Harry: Cool! I¡¦m liking this one!
Ron: Yeah! We get to ride these big robo things!
Harry: These are Gundams not robots!
Ron: (not listening) Now what does this button do? (Button says ¡§self destroy¡¨)
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11. Hermione: Oh why do we have to wear fur! It¡¦s so primitive!!!!
Harry: Well at least Ron can¡¦t destroy anything¡K
Ron: (holding club swinging) YABADABADU!!! (Loud crash off screen, see lots of stars)
Harry & Hermione: Oh boy!
12. Harry: (high voice) I¡¦m Sailor Moon! (Trips on hair, falls)
Ron: (fall over laughing)
Hermione: You know. You are in no better place. Both of you are wearing short skirts! (as black cat)
Harry& Ron: Shut up! Author you are going to die!!!
13. George: (in high girly voices) I¡¦m Mary-Kate!
Fred: (in high girly voices) I¡¦m Ashley!
George: So who do you have a crush on today? (bat eye lashes)
Fred: We should put on some make up!
Hermione: Are the serious?
Harry: I think they are too into their part.
Fred & George: Who said we are acting?
Ron: YOU! What have you done with my brothers?!
A/N: Hi! I hope you enjoyed that! I would like to thank Hufflepuffer242 , Dragon's Soul, and Ariana Deralte for their ideas! And all my very wonderful reviewers!!! Some of these shows I wrote about here I don¡¦t know very well so I had to do some research¡K hope it does not offend anyone who likes these characters! I¡¦m very sorry if it does. .
I¡¦m doing this at the price of my own life! After every one of these I end up with a bunch of very pissed off HP characters so please do try and be nice. If this gave you some laughs gimme a review to help me through! Please!!! Maybe tell your friends about this. And I¡¦m always open for more ideas!!! So click on that nice button at the bottom and take a few seconds that¡¦s all I ask for ^^; Thanks!!!
