Chapter 3: "I'm Your Dolly."
(Disclaimer: I own nothing and make money off of nothing. I am not trying to promote or discredit any toy, manufacture, or department store. Thank you.)
"Lost in Barbie hell!! Where am I?" Ryo turned full circle for what must have been the hundredth time. No matter which direction he tried (there being only two) the results were the same. Pink walls, plastic jewelry, and smiling busty beauties.
Now Ryo looked to them for inspiration and received nothing but their blank cheerfulness and inhuman cup size.
It was ridiculous to think that anyone would allow his or her child to play with such a bogus rack. Without thinking, Ryo picked up a display doll and examined its breast.
"What's that man doing Mommy?"
"Look away child!"
Ryo jumped at the sound of voices and dropped the doll immediately. Blushing furiously, the leader of the Ronins scanned the aisle for the mother and daughter.
"Hey, wait!! I'm not a pervert, I was just noting the false and repressive outlook of today's society on women!!" His protest fell on rubber ears. Ryo sighed in defeat.
Suddenly, from the corner of his eye, Ryo spotted a blue box at a far end. A glimmer of hope stabbed through his momentary depression. Jumping up he raced toward it, praying it was some kind of GI Joe™ or Max Steel™ model.
Without hesitating to confirm the dolls masculinity, Ryo snatched the box and hugged it protectively.
"Now what is he doing?"
"We are NEVER shopping at this branch again!!"
Ignoring the mother's comment completely, Wildfire examined the toy.
It wasn't a GIJoe™. It was Sailor Moon™.
Ryo let out a squeal, much like Kento's, and grabbed up the remaining Sailor Scout mini figurines. After arranging them for easy transport Ryo turned…and found himself standing beside the pay counter with Sai and Sage.
******TBC*******
Author's Note: If you love Ronins, find joy in Gundams, and have a sweet tooth for Saiyans, then you need to try "Talk Justice". Found in the Anime Miscellaneous section.
(Disclaimer: I own nothing and make money off of nothing. I am not trying to promote or discredit any toy, manufacture, or department store. Thank you.)
"Lost in Barbie hell!! Where am I?" Ryo turned full circle for what must have been the hundredth time. No matter which direction he tried (there being only two) the results were the same. Pink walls, plastic jewelry, and smiling busty beauties.
Now Ryo looked to them for inspiration and received nothing but their blank cheerfulness and inhuman cup size.
It was ridiculous to think that anyone would allow his or her child to play with such a bogus rack. Without thinking, Ryo picked up a display doll and examined its breast.
"What's that man doing Mommy?"
"Look away child!"
Ryo jumped at the sound of voices and dropped the doll immediately. Blushing furiously, the leader of the Ronins scanned the aisle for the mother and daughter.
"Hey, wait!! I'm not a pervert, I was just noting the false and repressive outlook of today's society on women!!" His protest fell on rubber ears. Ryo sighed in defeat.
Suddenly, from the corner of his eye, Ryo spotted a blue box at a far end. A glimmer of hope stabbed through his momentary depression. Jumping up he raced toward it, praying it was some kind of GI Joe™ or Max Steel™ model.
Without hesitating to confirm the dolls masculinity, Ryo snatched the box and hugged it protectively.
"Now what is he doing?"
"We are NEVER shopping at this branch again!!"
Ignoring the mother's comment completely, Wildfire examined the toy.
It wasn't a GIJoe™. It was Sailor Moon™.
Ryo let out a squeal, much like Kento's, and grabbed up the remaining Sailor Scout mini figurines. After arranging them for easy transport Ryo turned…and found himself standing beside the pay counter with Sai and Sage.
******TBC*******
Author's Note: If you love Ronins, find joy in Gundams, and have a sweet tooth for Saiyans, then you need to try "Talk Justice". Found in the Anime Miscellaneous section.