Disclaimer: do people even read these? can't we all just pretend i own it for now? please? no? well............ okay then *sigh*





'Right! we have a plan, we have a camera, we have a thirst for revenge...''
'We do?'
'Yes Gypsy we do! i personally am against the colour pink despite what L-chan says'
'oh, what else do we have?'
'We have Links jeep,'
'if you damage this you will die!'
'Fine! we also have Raine to *ahem* seduce Heero, Akurei to get Duo, Link to get Trowa and yourself to get Quatre.' The others suddenly realised what this meant...
'BEE! no you can't! it will emotionally scar you for life!' shouted Gypsy
'She's right you know and he absouloutley hates women!' added Raine
'mmmmh' nodded Akurei 'bee you don't stand a chance' bee turned to Link
'You beleive in me don't you Link' she begged making her eyes go huge and teary (sm style and yes i can do that in real life too!^_^)
'Uhhhh yeah! which pilot did you get again?' everyone sweatdropped
'never mind we're there now anyway, L-chan go up to the door and be a REally cute lil girl scout....NOW! OR NO PLAYSTATION FOR A MONTH!'
'Yes bee, can i take Rooney aswell he's so kawaii it'll add to the overall cutness.'
'Fine' her older sister sighed ' just don't let him bite anyone and don't feed him cookies'

They watched as she ran up to the door, well was dragged up to the door by an over enthusiastic puppy and rang the doorbell. Rashid answered smiled at her and fetched Quatre
'Hewwo Mister pwease would you buy some of my scwuptious girl scout cookies?' L-chan asked adding a lisp for extra cutness, her blonde haired had been curled and now framed her huge chocolate brown eyes. (during tests all contestants had fainted from sheer cutness overdose. But we remind readers that this IS quatre we're talking about)
'Yes please' he smiled 'What flavour are they?'
'What flavor would you like sir?'

while this conversation was going on the girls sneaked out of the van and around the corner of the house, climbing through a side window and going towards the bedrooms.

'Thats a very cute puppy you have there miss'
'Thankyou sir! he's seven months old'
'Wait here while i go and find the others they just have to see him!' Quatre turned and hurried inside.
'DAMN!' muttered L-chan 'this could go one of two ways, make it easier for them or harder uh-oh he's coming back, Rooney! be cute or no treats!'
'Look isn't he just adorable!' Quatre gushed to his fellow pilots.
'It's a dog' muttered Trowa (the couch must be really uncomfortable)
'hnnnn'
'Awwwww lookie at the cute lil puppy!'Duo Bounced out and was promptly rewarded with a bite on the hand 'owwwwwwwwwwwwww!' he yelled running back into the house.
'Weak animal' growled Wufei smirking at the fact it had bitten Duo
'Hey you meanie!' L-chan shouted at him @rooney isn't weak!, sick 'im Rooney!' and she stood and watched as an excited puppy ran after Wufei thinking it was all just a game, Wufei however realised it wasn't a game when the dog began to show his intentions in the bushes.
The four stood on the doorstep, although L-chan couldn't see because Quatre had covered her innocent eyes with his hands looked on in amazement as Wufei was brought down by a seven month old staffie puppy. And was then held down until he screamed for mercy, because all this was happening at the same time no one saw the camera flash from Wufeis window and bee's face sink below the sill still grinning at teh thought of what the photo would look like.
'Umm miss?' said Quatre 'I wonder if you could call your dog off now my friend seems to have lost conciousness'
'Well okay but only cos you asked so nicley^_^' she smiled back before deafening the three gundam pilots by yellin 'ROONEY WALKIESSSSSS!' and they watched in amazement as the dog stopped dragging wufeis now unyeilding body back and forth across the tarmac and bounded over to the little girl.
'Good boy!' she praised him before taking Quatres money and placing a box of double chocolate chip cookies in his hand and wandering off down the drive way the dog following obediently at her heels.

'Do you think we should tell him about it when he wakes up?' questioned Quatre
'no' came the reply from Heero who seemed to be smirking abit as they dragged the unresponsive shenlong pilot back in doors.


heheheheheh how'd you like it? please can we make it up to thirty review? i like whole numbers^_^' well L-chan my lil sis (aka libby) appeared in that one with my puppy rooney and yes he is that violent in real life i have the teeth marks to prove it, poor lil things teething at the moment!