Kiriska: And to get some more reviews. ^_~
Return of the Evil Coffee
Another day, Duo rumages through his shack searching for sometime to drink. He literally dumps all the contents from his refridgerator, annoyed. "When was the last time I---" a brown container catches his eye. "Hey what's this? I don't remember getting this..oh well, it's a drink.." Duo brews the coffee, not noticing the strangely familiar warning label: Warning: Don't give to overactive beings. Don't watch educational TV or play video games afterwards. Don't drink more than one cup a day. Don't leave drinker unattended. Duo takes a nice loooong sip of the Evil Coffee.
Duo decides to play Zelda 64. A few minutes into the game, Duo gets another drink of coffee. Suddenly Duo finds himself screaming at the Poe that he was chasing. Duo yanks out the controller and starts running around the shack. Duo runs out of his shack, leaving the game on, and heads towards Quatre's giant mansion. Several guards run when they spot him; they weren't to shot him because he was a friend of Quatre's, but it's not like it was safe to stay put.
Duo jumped through a window, controller still in hand. Quatre hears him immediatly. Tables, vases, chairs, and pictures crash to the ground as the coffee insane Duo rampages through the house. As soon as Quatre realizes what has happened he ordered that a straight jacket and tranquilzers be brought, and made sure that the pool was filled. Duo got to the kitchen, the poor unsuspecting cooks were doomed...Pots and pans flew in every direction, knives and forks speared into food. All the while Duo was screaming stuff like, "Take that you mindless purple Poe! Giddup, Epona! You can run yer horse hinny faster than that! Ahhhhhh!! Zombies!"
Eventually, Quatre and some guards cornered Duo. Duo is crackling insanely and clutching to the controlller, whose cord is wrapped around his left leg. "Duo, Duo, calm down, yes that's it, good boy, calm down..." coaxed Quatre. Duo bolted, he ran through the guard, knocking him to one side. Duo ran down the hall, plowing through any and every obsticle in his way, holding the controller like a football. One guard grabbed hold of the trailing cord of the controller. Bad Move. Duo charged even faster, the poor guard was dragged through the halls.
The gone-insane God of Death burst through the front door and headed back towards his shack, still running at full speed, the guard still trailing from the cord. A troop of guards and Quatre followed closely. When Duo got home, he dumped the rest of the contents of the coffee can into his mouth, chewed and swallowed. This gave the guard time to spew, blow chunks, toss cookies, barf, puke, vomit, and throw up (suprising how many ways there are to say that) all over the floor. Duo giggled, put the coffee can on his head, duct taped it there and threw the controller out the door.
The guards were there, one finally shot Duo with a super-strength elephant tranqulizer...
Duo collapes on the barf (yuk..) a weird grin plastered on his face. The guards picked him up and..Duo gets up! Wet, gooey chunks of whatever-that-guard-ate-for-breakfast clung to his face. (Ewww.) Duo let out a crackle of insanity and ran out the back door. He ran. And ran. And when he was done, he ran some more. He made it to Wufei's house...(For better or worse?) Wufei was on the porch meditating or something. Duo ran over him and into his house.(for worse)
"What the...MAXWELL!!!" Wufei got up and screamed after him. Duo ran through the house knocking over everything. Wufei followed him furiously, shrieking "You're gonna pay for this!" Duo ran out the back. Wufei is joined by Quatre, Quatre's guards, and Heero, who brought "Duo Nip" which was really cheetos and apple bits mixed together. The cornered Duo in the corner of the yard. Duo was screaming, "WOOOOGGAAAAFFFF!!" Heero had brought earmuffs. Quatre was holding a handful of Duo Nip and trying to get Duo close enough to the big, cannon-size tranquilzer parked out front. Duo approached him cautiously...grabbed the bag from Heero and ran through the fence!
Duo ran into a guy mowing his yard. He dumped the Duo Nip into this mouth, spilling a lot of it. Then he grabbed the lawn mower and headed straight for the guy's house. The poor guy freaked out and started calling for the police. Quatre and the others ran after the rampaging caffine-high boy with a lawn mower. Duo plowed through the back wall of the guy's house, the front wall of the guys house, the houses of three other people, and headed towards the field where the circus was unloading...Unfortunatly, the caffine rush was wearing off. Duo got back enough sence to not ran the lawn mower into the elephant.
He ran towards Catherine's trailer...Trowa spotted him, dropped the stuff he was holding and ran towards the disaster-about-to-happen. Duo turned off the mower, and knocked on the door, like the normal person he wasn't. Catherine opened the door and screamed. Duo had puffed up his cheeked and was pulling on his ears, and was rolling his eyes around. Catherine slammed the door, Duo ran through the door. Trowa ran inside. The lights went out inside the trailer. A lot of screaming and yelling followed. Catherine exploded from the roof of the trailer and landed in some elephant muck a few yards away. Duo ran through the left wall and went off into the woods.
Trowa is joined the the others. When they found Duo, he was back at his shack, unconscious infront of the TV. (Which was Link lying there dead cuz he was beat up by zombies) They decided that the coffee had warn off and that it was safe to leave him. Quatre promised he'd pay for the damages ($5,875,771) The next morning when Quatre woke up, the first thing he saw was the huge live spider this face. Then all the little spiders around the room, then all the fake webs around the room. Quatre didn't even flinch. At least I know he's back to normal, thinks Quatre as he picks a tiny spider out of his ear.
Kiriska: Wasn't that great?
Return of the Evil Coffee
Another day, Duo rumages through his shack searching for sometime to drink. He literally dumps all the contents from his refridgerator, annoyed. "When was the last time I---" a brown container catches his eye. "Hey what's this? I don't remember getting this..oh well, it's a drink.." Duo brews the coffee, not noticing the strangely familiar warning label: Warning: Don't give to overactive beings. Don't watch educational TV or play video games afterwards. Don't drink more than one cup a day. Don't leave drinker unattended. Duo takes a nice loooong sip of the Evil Coffee.
Duo decides to play Zelda 64. A few minutes into the game, Duo gets another drink of coffee. Suddenly Duo finds himself screaming at the Poe that he was chasing. Duo yanks out the controller and starts running around the shack. Duo runs out of his shack, leaving the game on, and heads towards Quatre's giant mansion. Several guards run when they spot him; they weren't to shot him because he was a friend of Quatre's, but it's not like it was safe to stay put.
Duo jumped through a window, controller still in hand. Quatre hears him immediatly. Tables, vases, chairs, and pictures crash to the ground as the coffee insane Duo rampages through the house. As soon as Quatre realizes what has happened he ordered that a straight jacket and tranquilzers be brought, and made sure that the pool was filled. Duo got to the kitchen, the poor unsuspecting cooks were doomed...Pots and pans flew in every direction, knives and forks speared into food. All the while Duo was screaming stuff like, "Take that you mindless purple Poe! Giddup, Epona! You can run yer horse hinny faster than that! Ahhhhhh!! Zombies!"
Eventually, Quatre and some guards cornered Duo. Duo is crackling insanely and clutching to the controlller, whose cord is wrapped around his left leg. "Duo, Duo, calm down, yes that's it, good boy, calm down..." coaxed Quatre. Duo bolted, he ran through the guard, knocking him to one side. Duo ran down the hall, plowing through any and every obsticle in his way, holding the controller like a football. One guard grabbed hold of the trailing cord of the controller. Bad Move. Duo charged even faster, the poor guard was dragged through the halls.
The gone-insane God of Death burst through the front door and headed back towards his shack, still running at full speed, the guard still trailing from the cord. A troop of guards and Quatre followed closely. When Duo got home, he dumped the rest of the contents of the coffee can into his mouth, chewed and swallowed. This gave the guard time to spew, blow chunks, toss cookies, barf, puke, vomit, and throw up (suprising how many ways there are to say that) all over the floor. Duo giggled, put the coffee can on his head, duct taped it there and threw the controller out the door.
The guards were there, one finally shot Duo with a super-strength elephant tranqulizer...
Duo collapes on the barf (yuk..) a weird grin plastered on his face. The guards picked him up and..Duo gets up! Wet, gooey chunks of whatever-that-guard-ate-for-breakfast clung to his face. (Ewww.) Duo let out a crackle of insanity and ran out the back door. He ran. And ran. And when he was done, he ran some more. He made it to Wufei's house...(For better or worse?) Wufei was on the porch meditating or something. Duo ran over him and into his house.(for worse)
"What the...MAXWELL!!!" Wufei got up and screamed after him. Duo ran through the house knocking over everything. Wufei followed him furiously, shrieking "You're gonna pay for this!" Duo ran out the back. Wufei is joined by Quatre, Quatre's guards, and Heero, who brought "Duo Nip" which was really cheetos and apple bits mixed together. The cornered Duo in the corner of the yard. Duo was screaming, "WOOOOGGAAAAFFFF!!" Heero had brought earmuffs. Quatre was holding a handful of Duo Nip and trying to get Duo close enough to the big, cannon-size tranquilzer parked out front. Duo approached him cautiously...grabbed the bag from Heero and ran through the fence!
Duo ran into a guy mowing his yard. He dumped the Duo Nip into this mouth, spilling a lot of it. Then he grabbed the lawn mower and headed straight for the guy's house. The poor guy freaked out and started calling for the police. Quatre and the others ran after the rampaging caffine-high boy with a lawn mower. Duo plowed through the back wall of the guy's house, the front wall of the guys house, the houses of three other people, and headed towards the field where the circus was unloading...Unfortunatly, the caffine rush was wearing off. Duo got back enough sence to not ran the lawn mower into the elephant.
He ran towards Catherine's trailer...Trowa spotted him, dropped the stuff he was holding and ran towards the disaster-about-to-happen. Duo turned off the mower, and knocked on the door, like the normal person he wasn't. Catherine opened the door and screamed. Duo had puffed up his cheeked and was pulling on his ears, and was rolling his eyes around. Catherine slammed the door, Duo ran through the door. Trowa ran inside. The lights went out inside the trailer. A lot of screaming and yelling followed. Catherine exploded from the roof of the trailer and landed in some elephant muck a few yards away. Duo ran through the left wall and went off into the woods.
Trowa is joined the the others. When they found Duo, he was back at his shack, unconscious infront of the TV. (Which was Link lying there dead cuz he was beat up by zombies) They decided that the coffee had warn off and that it was safe to leave him. Quatre promised he'd pay for the damages ($5,875,771) The next morning when Quatre woke up, the first thing he saw was the huge live spider this face. Then all the little spiders around the room, then all the fake webs around the room. Quatre didn't even flinch. At least I know he's back to normal, thinks Quatre as he picks a tiny spider out of his ear.
Kiriska: Wasn't that great?