Kiriska: Lalala...
Evil Coffee Strikes Again (Dan, dan, Daaaaahhh!)
Duo wakes up at 6:00, Saturday morning with a devious grin. He throws on some clothes, all black as usual. Wufei thinks I act like an idiot, well I'll just have to get some footage of him being an idiot, it will be sweet, thinks Duo as he makes his breakfast and warms a hot cup of cappachino. After breakfast Duo gathers his supplies; a video camrea he "burrowed" from Quatre a year ago, a white coffee mug, and a canister of coffee he brought home from France.
Duo headed cheerfully to Heero's apartment, thinking about his brillant plan. DING-DONG. An automatic recording went on: "If your name is Relena, please exit immediately, I'm not home." Duo laughed hysterically, "Hey, Heero! When'd you get that installed? Ya could've made a better message than that! Do you really think it'll work?" Heero opened the door and grinned sheepishly (Get the Press, we've just made history, here!) "Hey, like my new 'alarm'? I installed it yesterday." (Man, Heero would sound weird...happy.) Duo's grin spread wider, has Relena 'heard' it yet? I bet she'll love it. So, don'tcha wanna know why I'm here? I have this great plan! Ya know how Wufei..." Duo and Heero disappeared inside the apartment.
Half an hour later, they were a block from Wufei's town-house. "C'mon, hurry! It's already 6:45, Wufei'll be up any second." hissed Duo as they prowled towards the house. "Man, I hope he won't be as crazy as you when he drinks this..." mutters Heero. Duo snorts, "Aww, c'mon, I wasn't that bad, a 20-meter diving board...trashing homes with a lawn-mower, the Eifel Tower...nothin' big...it's not like I dressed in rags and did the hoola." Heero rolls his eyes. They find Wufei in the kitchen, preparing to brew coffee...perfect... When Wufei's back was turned, Duo carefully reached in the window and switched the cans of coffee.
Wufei reaches for the coffee, totalling absorbed in the morning paper...He takes a looong sip of the coffee...After breakfast Wufei, with his coffee, goes in the den and starts to watch some karate program. "Hey, Heero, does karate count as educational?" whispered Duo from his niche outside. Heero shrugged. Suddenly, hysterical laughter erupted from inside. Wufei was laughing insanely, a small line of drool hung from his mouth. Before Duo could whip out his camera, Wufei ran off.
"C'mon!" hissed Duo as they proceded to follow Wufei. Wufei didn't seem to notice he was still in his boxers...boxers with teenage mutant ninja turtles on them....Ladies coming out to get the morning paper scream and shriek as nutso Wufei runs down the street. Justiceboy finds the mailman! The mailman runs and screams. Wufei chases the mailman. The mailman finds the milkman! Wufei chases the mailman and the milkman! The mailman and milkman finds the paperboy! The mailman, milkman, and paperboy run from Justiceboy! (*hysterical laughter from author*)
Wufei's intrest in the mailman, milkman, and paperboy faded when he was the candy store. Wufei runs in and freaks out the lady at the counter. "M-May I help you s-sir?" spluttered the lady. Wufei nodded with his tougue sticking out like an idiot. Wufei jumped on the counter and grabs a bunch of snickers, "YES!! The most powerful candy in the world, stronger than all those weeeaaakkkkk candies!! Mawhahahahhaha!!!" The lady at the counter backs away sloooowly.
Too late, Wufei whips his head around and sloooowly walks towards the lady. "You shall not escape weak mortal woman! You shall suffer for the injustice of selling weak candies!! You are all weak fools!" Wufei exclaims. Heero and Duo enter the store, gathering it all on tape. Wufei turns around, "Nani? More weaklings to chanllenge me?" Wufei starts bombarding Heero and Duo with snickers. "Hey, hey, hey! Watch the camera! I paid a fortune for this thing!" complained Duo. "Paid? Didn't you get that from Quatre?" asked Heero, sheilding himself from the flying candies. "Uh..well..thats not the point!"
The Solitary Dragon runs out of candy and runs past Heero and Duo, and out the door. "Look Mommy, a guy in ninja turtles underwear!" yelled a little boy yelled. Wufei looked directly at the little boy. His mother shrieked as the insane one approached them. Wufei grabbed the little boy's hand and said............."Twinkle twinkle little star...!" The kid grinned and finished, "How I wonders what yous are!" The mother of the kid overcame her shock, grabbed the boy's hand and ran off.
Wufei looked confused, shrugged, and walked away. "Is that enough, Duo?" asked Heero as they watched Wufei run down the street yelling something about weak candies or something. Duo laughed, "Nah, lets get some more!" And they followed him until he broke out of his insane stage.
The next day, the group was supposed to meet up at Heero's place. Wufei started off the conversation, "The weirdest thing happened to me yesterday, I woke up in a candy store! And this woman was looking at me strangely." Duo couldn't controll himself, he burst out laughing. Wufei narrowed his eyes at Shinigami. "What is so funny, Maxwell?" Duo helplessly held up a tape. Wufei took it roughly and out it into Heero's VCR. Wufei stared at himself acting stupid for a full twenty seconds before screaming, "MAXWELLLLLLLL!!!", got up and started chasing Duo around.
"Hey! Hey! You didn't even get to the part at the zoo!!! Ow! Not the hair! Not the hair! Hey! Geez! That hurt! Owwwww!!" The rest of the group watched, rather amused as Wufei and Duo ran around the room in circles. Finally Wufei manages to catch Duo, lift him up and throw him out the window. "AHHHH!!" "Hey! I have to pay for that ya know." complained Heero. Trowa nodded. Quatre tsk-tsked. Wufei just stood there, still angry. "Hey....guys? Is anyone gonna help me here? Guys...?" a weak voice said from outside.
Kiriska: Insanity is good. Love insanity. I command ye. ~_^
Evil Coffee Strikes Again (Dan, dan, Daaaaahhh!)
Duo wakes up at 6:00, Saturday morning with a devious grin. He throws on some clothes, all black as usual. Wufei thinks I act like an idiot, well I'll just have to get some footage of him being an idiot, it will be sweet, thinks Duo as he makes his breakfast and warms a hot cup of cappachino. After breakfast Duo gathers his supplies; a video camrea he "burrowed" from Quatre a year ago, a white coffee mug, and a canister of coffee he brought home from France.
Duo headed cheerfully to Heero's apartment, thinking about his brillant plan. DING-DONG. An automatic recording went on: "If your name is Relena, please exit immediately, I'm not home." Duo laughed hysterically, "Hey, Heero! When'd you get that installed? Ya could've made a better message than that! Do you really think it'll work?" Heero opened the door and grinned sheepishly (Get the Press, we've just made history, here!) "Hey, like my new 'alarm'? I installed it yesterday." (Man, Heero would sound weird...happy.) Duo's grin spread wider, has Relena 'heard' it yet? I bet she'll love it. So, don'tcha wanna know why I'm here? I have this great plan! Ya know how Wufei..." Duo and Heero disappeared inside the apartment.
Half an hour later, they were a block from Wufei's town-house. "C'mon, hurry! It's already 6:45, Wufei'll be up any second." hissed Duo as they prowled towards the house. "Man, I hope he won't be as crazy as you when he drinks this..." mutters Heero. Duo snorts, "Aww, c'mon, I wasn't that bad, a 20-meter diving board...trashing homes with a lawn-mower, the Eifel Tower...nothin' big...it's not like I dressed in rags and did the hoola." Heero rolls his eyes. They find Wufei in the kitchen, preparing to brew coffee...perfect... When Wufei's back was turned, Duo carefully reached in the window and switched the cans of coffee.
Wufei reaches for the coffee, totalling absorbed in the morning paper...He takes a looong sip of the coffee...After breakfast Wufei, with his coffee, goes in the den and starts to watch some karate program. "Hey, Heero, does karate count as educational?" whispered Duo from his niche outside. Heero shrugged. Suddenly, hysterical laughter erupted from inside. Wufei was laughing insanely, a small line of drool hung from his mouth. Before Duo could whip out his camera, Wufei ran off.
"C'mon!" hissed Duo as they proceded to follow Wufei. Wufei didn't seem to notice he was still in his boxers...boxers with teenage mutant ninja turtles on them....Ladies coming out to get the morning paper scream and shriek as nutso Wufei runs down the street. Justiceboy finds the mailman! The mailman runs and screams. Wufei chases the mailman. The mailman finds the milkman! Wufei chases the mailman and the milkman! The mailman and milkman finds the paperboy! The mailman, milkman, and paperboy run from Justiceboy! (*hysterical laughter from author*)
Wufei's intrest in the mailman, milkman, and paperboy faded when he was the candy store. Wufei runs in and freaks out the lady at the counter. "M-May I help you s-sir?" spluttered the lady. Wufei nodded with his tougue sticking out like an idiot. Wufei jumped on the counter and grabs a bunch of snickers, "YES!! The most powerful candy in the world, stronger than all those weeeaaakkkkk candies!! Mawhahahahhaha!!!" The lady at the counter backs away sloooowly.
Too late, Wufei whips his head around and sloooowly walks towards the lady. "You shall not escape weak mortal woman! You shall suffer for the injustice of selling weak candies!! You are all weak fools!" Wufei exclaims. Heero and Duo enter the store, gathering it all on tape. Wufei turns around, "Nani? More weaklings to chanllenge me?" Wufei starts bombarding Heero and Duo with snickers. "Hey, hey, hey! Watch the camera! I paid a fortune for this thing!" complained Duo. "Paid? Didn't you get that from Quatre?" asked Heero, sheilding himself from the flying candies. "Uh..well..thats not the point!"
The Solitary Dragon runs out of candy and runs past Heero and Duo, and out the door. "Look Mommy, a guy in ninja turtles underwear!" yelled a little boy yelled. Wufei looked directly at the little boy. His mother shrieked as the insane one approached them. Wufei grabbed the little boy's hand and said............."Twinkle twinkle little star...!" The kid grinned and finished, "How I wonders what yous are!" The mother of the kid overcame her shock, grabbed the boy's hand and ran off.
Wufei looked confused, shrugged, and walked away. "Is that enough, Duo?" asked Heero as they watched Wufei run down the street yelling something about weak candies or something. Duo laughed, "Nah, lets get some more!" And they followed him until he broke out of his insane stage.
The next day, the group was supposed to meet up at Heero's place. Wufei started off the conversation, "The weirdest thing happened to me yesterday, I woke up in a candy store! And this woman was looking at me strangely." Duo couldn't controll himself, he burst out laughing. Wufei narrowed his eyes at Shinigami. "What is so funny, Maxwell?" Duo helplessly held up a tape. Wufei took it roughly and out it into Heero's VCR. Wufei stared at himself acting stupid for a full twenty seconds before screaming, "MAXWELLLLLLLL!!!", got up and started chasing Duo around.
"Hey! Hey! You didn't even get to the part at the zoo!!! Ow! Not the hair! Not the hair! Hey! Geez! That hurt! Owwwww!!" The rest of the group watched, rather amused as Wufei and Duo ran around the room in circles. Finally Wufei manages to catch Duo, lift him up and throw him out the window. "AHHHH!!" "Hey! I have to pay for that ya know." complained Heero. Trowa nodded. Quatre tsk-tsked. Wufei just stood there, still angry. "Hey....guys? Is anyone gonna help me here? Guys...?" a weak voice said from outside.
Kiriska: Insanity is good. Love insanity. I command ye. ~_^