Kiriska: Where does it end?
Evil Coffee 5: Party Chaos
Duo yawned, another day was beginning....at 1 pm in the afternoon. The alarm clock was dead, as usual at the side of his 'bed'. "Another day of peace...what am I gonna do today that's gonna cause chaos?" wondered Duo aloud. He laughed remembering the time he had gotten Wufei to drink Evil Coffee. (Refer to Evil Coffee Strikes Again) Then, an idea sprouted in Shinigami's head. Duo grinned, today would be when he made another one of his poor friends consume Evil Coffee.
The God of Death stuffed some food (Old milk, raw hotdogs, and cottage cheese) in his mouth, grabbed a can of Evil Coffee and a video camera and ran out the door. Duo arrived at the circus and was about to go looking for Trowa when he overheard a conversation between Catherine and the circus manager. "Yeah, Trowa is leaving at 6 to go to a party his friend is hosting." Duo's devious grin spread wider. Today was Quatre's party. How could he have forgotten? A new idea grew in Duo's mind like mold on bread.
Duo left the circus without seeing Trowa. He went to the coffee shop and restocked on Evil Coffee. He left with three cans, making four total. He also stopped at Walgreens to pick up extra tapes, he was gonna have a lot to tape when this was done with. His last stop was home, where he got a helmet and a spear, for defense purposes. At 5:45 Shinigami headed towards Quatre's mansion. Our mischieveous Gundam pilot went inside, without having Quatre notice him and replaced all drinks with coffee. (A/N: o_O)
Then the guests started arriving. Duo stuffed the empty coffee cans into the trash before anyone noticed. "Hey Duo! You're here! When did you come? I didn't see you!" the blonde arab greeted him with a smile. (As usual) Duo grinned, "I just got here." he lied. Trowa and Heero arrived. "Hey Heero! Here for some fun?" chirped Duo. "Hn." replied Heero. "That's great, I am too!" answered Duo. Trowa rolled his eyes, "Where's Wufei." Quatre shrugged, "Probably deciding whether or not putting up with Duo is worth it." he said matter-of-factly.
The lasts of the guests arrived, including all of the 'good guys' in the war and Wufei. (I didn't write that! *laughter in bkgrnd*) "Hey Wuffie!!" Duo bounced towards his 'friend'. "What do you want Maxwell?" Wufei demanded. "I just wanted to say, 'HI'! Geez! I haven't even idone/i anything yet!" Duo laughed. "I'm sure that will change soon." Wufei grumbled. Duo just kept grinning. "He's up to something." Quatre muttered to Heero. "Hn."
The guests started on the refreshments...which included the drinks. "Blah! This tastes like coffee!" Quatre spit out what was supposed to be chocolate milk. (Chocolate milk at a party? What has the world come to?) Duo wandered off innocently, looking for his video camera. "Lemme have a taste." suggested Trowa. He tasted some, "Blah, you're right it does." Horror spread across Quatre's face, "He wouldn't." Trowa figured it out, "He would." Wufei snorted, "He did."
Lucezia Noin bounced on the table, dishes of food flew across the room. Relena Peacecraft (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) was throwing food at everyone and screaming, "FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT!" "I knew it." grumbled Wufei as he and the other three pilots crawled out of the way. "I thought they had to watch TV first!" screamed Quatre. "Guess they reformulated it." sighed Trowa. Zechs Marquise (Miliardo Peacecraft, Preventer Wind, whatever his name is now!) was hooting like a monkey and jumping from table to
table.
The guests that hadn't had a drink of the insanity causing coffee fled in panic. "Where's Duo?!?" shouted Wufei. "I don't know!" Quatre was searching franticly for Shinigami. Relena ran from the room, screeching about pools and water. "Oh, no. The pool was just drained this morning and I don't think it was filled yet." Quatre yelled as he ran after Relena. "So?" Heero wondered. "Come on, Yuy." Wufei dragged him towards the pool area.
Meanwhile, Duo was gathering everything on tape, including Sally Po taking a knife and carving 'Omae o korosu' all over the walls, and Howard doing the chicken dance in the cocktail sauce. Mariamiya was headbutting with Lady Une, they looked like big horn sheep because they both had bananas duct taped to their heads. Zechs proceded in using the fine china as frisbees and threw them to Hilde, who thought she was a dog. But she missed every single 'frisbee'.
Relena had, indeed, jumped off the 30-meter high dive into an empty pool, and survived with nothing more than a bruise. (*snicker*) Heero was laughing uncontrollably (Very scary) while Quatre, Trowa and Wufei continued to chase the vice forgien minister around the mansion. While they did, they saw the strangest sights; endless rolls of scattered toliet paper made designs in the hallway. Apples and bananas were stuck in chandleiers. And Dorothy was taping chucks of the eyebrows to the wall. (She cut them off!)
Relena ran into a wall several times and then through a door. She dumped a can of blue paint onto herself and ran around the hall screaming 'I'm SUPERMAN!', crashing into severla people, including Wufei. "bWEAK WOMAN! THIS IS INJUSTICE! I GET DIBS ON MAXWELL WHEN WE FIND HIM!!!/b" he screamed. Heero, Quatre and Trowa sweatdropped. Relena ran out the door and into the street, where several disbelieving people went, "Miss Relena???".
Duo who was very satisfyed with his tape decided to go home before his friends found him. He had a very long tape of old comrades doing the insanist things. Like when Rashid, one of Quatre's men, started sing 'On top of Speggetii' while stuffing mustard and chopped liver into his mouth. Or when Noin got hold of a razor and shaved a nice amount of hair from Zechs while he was stuffing cherries up his nose.
The party endded as soon as everyone came to their senses. They all shrieked and started saying rude words. Quatre was kind enough to not tell them who was responsible for the incident, although Wufei had demanded he tell them. Trowa and Wufei played pranks on Duo all week, but the Great Shinigami was too happy to be spoiled so easily. On Tuesday of the next week, the tapes that Duo took of 'Party Insane' were broadcasted on spacewide television. Needless to say, he had to leave the colony.
*OWARI*
Chibi Sikeeh: Kiriska don't own Gundam Wing.
Chibi Fique: How come we didn't get to say this before the story?
Kiriska: Cuz it's the Evil Coffee tradition.
Chibi Fique: Oh.
Kiriska: I know it's pretty short, but not too bad, ne?
Chibi Sikeeh: Please review!
Kiriska: And by the way, Quatre and Trowa weren't affected cuz they didn't drink enough of it. But don't worry, they will fall victims soon enough. *evil grin*
Chibi Fique: Uh-oh.
Evil Coffee 5: Party Chaos
Duo yawned, another day was beginning....at 1 pm in the afternoon. The alarm clock was dead, as usual at the side of his 'bed'. "Another day of peace...what am I gonna do today that's gonna cause chaos?" wondered Duo aloud. He laughed remembering the time he had gotten Wufei to drink Evil Coffee. (Refer to Evil Coffee Strikes Again) Then, an idea sprouted in Shinigami's head. Duo grinned, today would be when he made another one of his poor friends consume Evil Coffee.
The God of Death stuffed some food (Old milk, raw hotdogs, and cottage cheese) in his mouth, grabbed a can of Evil Coffee and a video camera and ran out the door. Duo arrived at the circus and was about to go looking for Trowa when he overheard a conversation between Catherine and the circus manager. "Yeah, Trowa is leaving at 6 to go to a party his friend is hosting." Duo's devious grin spread wider. Today was Quatre's party. How could he have forgotten? A new idea grew in Duo's mind like mold on bread.
Duo left the circus without seeing Trowa. He went to the coffee shop and restocked on Evil Coffee. He left with three cans, making four total. He also stopped at Walgreens to pick up extra tapes, he was gonna have a lot to tape when this was done with. His last stop was home, where he got a helmet and a spear, for defense purposes. At 5:45 Shinigami headed towards Quatre's mansion. Our mischieveous Gundam pilot went inside, without having Quatre notice him and replaced all drinks with coffee. (A/N: o_O)
Then the guests started arriving. Duo stuffed the empty coffee cans into the trash before anyone noticed. "Hey Duo! You're here! When did you come? I didn't see you!" the blonde arab greeted him with a smile. (As usual) Duo grinned, "I just got here." he lied. Trowa and Heero arrived. "Hey Heero! Here for some fun?" chirped Duo. "Hn." replied Heero. "That's great, I am too!" answered Duo. Trowa rolled his eyes, "Where's Wufei." Quatre shrugged, "Probably deciding whether or not putting up with Duo is worth it." he said matter-of-factly.
The lasts of the guests arrived, including all of the 'good guys' in the war and Wufei. (I didn't write that! *laughter in bkgrnd*) "Hey Wuffie!!" Duo bounced towards his 'friend'. "What do you want Maxwell?" Wufei demanded. "I just wanted to say, 'HI'! Geez! I haven't even idone/i anything yet!" Duo laughed. "I'm sure that will change soon." Wufei grumbled. Duo just kept grinning. "He's up to something." Quatre muttered to Heero. "Hn."
The guests started on the refreshments...which included the drinks. "Blah! This tastes like coffee!" Quatre spit out what was supposed to be chocolate milk. (Chocolate milk at a party? What has the world come to?) Duo wandered off innocently, looking for his video camera. "Lemme have a taste." suggested Trowa. He tasted some, "Blah, you're right it does." Horror spread across Quatre's face, "He wouldn't." Trowa figured it out, "He would." Wufei snorted, "He did."
Lucezia Noin bounced on the table, dishes of food flew across the room. Relena Peacecraft (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) was throwing food at everyone and screaming, "FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT!" "I knew it." grumbled Wufei as he and the other three pilots crawled out of the way. "I thought they had to watch TV first!" screamed Quatre. "Guess they reformulated it." sighed Trowa. Zechs Marquise (Miliardo Peacecraft, Preventer Wind, whatever his name is now!) was hooting like a monkey and jumping from table to
table.
The guests that hadn't had a drink of the insanity causing coffee fled in panic. "Where's Duo?!?" shouted Wufei. "I don't know!" Quatre was searching franticly for Shinigami. Relena ran from the room, screeching about pools and water. "Oh, no. The pool was just drained this morning and I don't think it was filled yet." Quatre yelled as he ran after Relena. "So?" Heero wondered. "Come on, Yuy." Wufei dragged him towards the pool area.
Meanwhile, Duo was gathering everything on tape, including Sally Po taking a knife and carving 'Omae o korosu' all over the walls, and Howard doing the chicken dance in the cocktail sauce. Mariamiya was headbutting with Lady Une, they looked like big horn sheep because they both had bananas duct taped to their heads. Zechs proceded in using the fine china as frisbees and threw them to Hilde, who thought she was a dog. But she missed every single 'frisbee'.
Relena had, indeed, jumped off the 30-meter high dive into an empty pool, and survived with nothing more than a bruise. (*snicker*) Heero was laughing uncontrollably (Very scary) while Quatre, Trowa and Wufei continued to chase the vice forgien minister around the mansion. While they did, they saw the strangest sights; endless rolls of scattered toliet paper made designs in the hallway. Apples and bananas were stuck in chandleiers. And Dorothy was taping chucks of the eyebrows to the wall. (She cut them off!)
Relena ran into a wall several times and then through a door. She dumped a can of blue paint onto herself and ran around the hall screaming 'I'm SUPERMAN!', crashing into severla people, including Wufei. "bWEAK WOMAN! THIS IS INJUSTICE! I GET DIBS ON MAXWELL WHEN WE FIND HIM!!!/b" he screamed. Heero, Quatre and Trowa sweatdropped. Relena ran out the door and into the street, where several disbelieving people went, "Miss Relena???".
Duo who was very satisfyed with his tape decided to go home before his friends found him. He had a very long tape of old comrades doing the insanist things. Like when Rashid, one of Quatre's men, started sing 'On top of Speggetii' while stuffing mustard and chopped liver into his mouth. Or when Noin got hold of a razor and shaved a nice amount of hair from Zechs while he was stuffing cherries up his nose.
The party endded as soon as everyone came to their senses. They all shrieked and started saying rude words. Quatre was kind enough to not tell them who was responsible for the incident, although Wufei had demanded he tell them. Trowa and Wufei played pranks on Duo all week, but the Great Shinigami was too happy to be spoiled so easily. On Tuesday of the next week, the tapes that Duo took of 'Party Insane' were broadcasted on spacewide television. Needless to say, he had to leave the colony.
*OWARI*
Chibi Sikeeh: Kiriska don't own Gundam Wing.
Chibi Fique: How come we didn't get to say this before the story?
Kiriska: Cuz it's the Evil Coffee tradition.
Chibi Fique: Oh.
Kiriska: I know it's pretty short, but not too bad, ne?
Chibi Sikeeh: Please review!
Kiriska: And by the way, Quatre and Trowa weren't affected cuz they didn't drink enough of it. But don't worry, they will fall victims soon enough. *evil grin*
Chibi Fique: Uh-oh.