Disclaimer: it was raining at the bus top where I had to wait for half an (edited) hour then some stupid little (edited) ran up and messed my hair up then I had to sit on the floor and wait for a ride back to my house for another quarter of an hour and you want a disclaimer???????? FINE! I DON'T OWN THEM!
*coughs* sorry bad day at school but anyways.... This is the linking part of the story that leads on to revenge is a dish best served cold......
It was cold outside of Quatres house and bee was feeling the worst of it the angel out fit she was wearing was receiving quite a few reactions from the early morning shoppers. The worst Highlight or lowlight of this (it depends on how you look at it) was when a really shifty looking guy offered her quite a lot of money for her "services" as he put it and got quite offended when he was hit around the head with a make up kit.
The other authors were, as a matter of fact, relaxing with a nice cup of caffeine... i mean coffee (the author of this story may be British but Refuses to drink tea on the grounds that it stains your teeth, is stereotypical and quite frankly tastes disgusting) They were just adding the milk when the front door swung open revealing an extremely pissed off angel.
'Why?'
'Hi bee' grinned Gypsy nervously
'Ummmm how did you get back?' questioned Link
' I walked, it wasn't pleasant'
'Oh?' gulped Akurei
' AS a matter of fact I was mistaken for many things' Raine grinned and opened her mouth to ask what but was beaten to it by bee as she stared at her and said in quite a menacing tone
' I was called a Playboy bunny on holiday, a children's entertainer, an adult entertainer, a mad woman, a "vile and evil temptress that should be locked up" and a prostitute, as a matter of fact' the other authoresses burst out laughing but suddenly shut up when she added
'And the gundam lads thought I was the tooth fairy.' They blinked, that was when bee went psycho and lunged at Raine the mallet appearing in her hand as if by magic. The others didn't think they'd ever forget the war cry that bee used
"DO-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-ITS-LIKE-WAKING-UP-TO-WUFEI-FIRST-THING-IN-THE-MORNING-AND-GETTING-OUT-BEFORE-HE-REALISES-YOU-JUST-MADE-HIM-LOOK-LIKE-A-DANCER-FROM-THE-MOULIN-ROUGE-?"
The others had to agree that no they didn't know what that felt like and each prayed that they would never find out. The battle that ensued was brief and vicious and ended up with the four other authors being trussed up like a pig on a spit and placed in the middle of the room.
'Now' smiled bee ' I believe you all now owe me something.' the four tied up girls shared looks of terror
'What do we owe you?' inquired Raine raising an eyebrow 'I think we gave you just what you wanted, Wufei' she sighed the name and fluttered her eyelashes dramatically. bee blushed hotly
'That's a lie and you know it, besides you all wanted to go on a holiday and we still are' the others looked at each other and grinned 'the only difference is we're going to England.'
There was a collective groan
Then four thumps
Then the sound of four female authoresses being unconscious and dragged out to the car while bee chatted to each of the unresponsive bodies along the way
'We're staying at a friends place, quite nice it is with a swimming pool set in the countryside of the peak district *sigh* I miss England, and anyway who want's to be around here when the Pilots want revenge on us?' there was the sound of the wind and a few passing cars before she added 'That's what I thought!'
^_^ Now go read REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD. S'great .........it was my birthday on Monday so please be nice and review?
*coughs* sorry bad day at school but anyways.... This is the linking part of the story that leads on to revenge is a dish best served cold......
It was cold outside of Quatres house and bee was feeling the worst of it the angel out fit she was wearing was receiving quite a few reactions from the early morning shoppers. The worst Highlight or lowlight of this (it depends on how you look at it) was when a really shifty looking guy offered her quite a lot of money for her "services" as he put it and got quite offended when he was hit around the head with a make up kit.
The other authors were, as a matter of fact, relaxing with a nice cup of caffeine... i mean coffee (the author of this story may be British but Refuses to drink tea on the grounds that it stains your teeth, is stereotypical and quite frankly tastes disgusting) They were just adding the milk when the front door swung open revealing an extremely pissed off angel.
'Why?'
'Hi bee' grinned Gypsy nervously
'Ummmm how did you get back?' questioned Link
' I walked, it wasn't pleasant'
'Oh?' gulped Akurei
' AS a matter of fact I was mistaken for many things' Raine grinned and opened her mouth to ask what but was beaten to it by bee as she stared at her and said in quite a menacing tone
' I was called a Playboy bunny on holiday, a children's entertainer, an adult entertainer, a mad woman, a "vile and evil temptress that should be locked up" and a prostitute, as a matter of fact' the other authoresses burst out laughing but suddenly shut up when she added
'And the gundam lads thought I was the tooth fairy.' They blinked, that was when bee went psycho and lunged at Raine the mallet appearing in her hand as if by magic. The others didn't think they'd ever forget the war cry that bee used
"DO-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-ITS-LIKE-WAKING-UP-TO-WUFEI-FIRST-THING-IN-THE-MORNING-AND-GETTING-OUT-BEFORE-HE-REALISES-YOU-JUST-MADE-HIM-LOOK-LIKE-A-DANCER-FROM-THE-MOULIN-ROUGE-?"
The others had to agree that no they didn't know what that felt like and each prayed that they would never find out. The battle that ensued was brief and vicious and ended up with the four other authors being trussed up like a pig on a spit and placed in the middle of the room.
'Now' smiled bee ' I believe you all now owe me something.' the four tied up girls shared looks of terror
'What do we owe you?' inquired Raine raising an eyebrow 'I think we gave you just what you wanted, Wufei' she sighed the name and fluttered her eyelashes dramatically. bee blushed hotly
'That's a lie and you know it, besides you all wanted to go on a holiday and we still are' the others looked at each other and grinned 'the only difference is we're going to England.'
There was a collective groan
Then four thumps
Then the sound of four female authoresses being unconscious and dragged out to the car while bee chatted to each of the unresponsive bodies along the way
'We're staying at a friends place, quite nice it is with a swimming pool set in the countryside of the peak district *sigh* I miss England, and anyway who want's to be around here when the Pilots want revenge on us?' there was the sound of the wind and a few passing cars before she added 'That's what I thought!'
^_^ Now go read REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD. S'great .........it was my birthday on Monday so please be nice and review?