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Evil Coffee 6 : Finial Victims
Quatre was holding a meeting, Trowa, Heero, Wufei, and many of their old comrades sat seated around a round table. (Ironic, ne?) They were discussing on the terms of a substance called 'Evil Coffee' Most of them had fallen victim to the dangerous drink. And Duo Maxwell was the cause of it all. No one knows where he gets it, or who manurfactures the product, but a large sip of it will render a being insane for up to a few hours.
A few weeks ago, Quatre had held a party and Duo had replaced all the drinks with Evil Coffee. Needless to say, things didn't go as planned. About a month before that incident, Wufei had falled victim of the coffee. And Duo himself had become insane 3 times due to the drink. This meeting was put together because they wanted to stop the coffee's range of terror once and for all.
"Does anyone know what company makes the stuff or where Duo buys it?" asked Quatre Raberba Winner, billionare. "No." replied Sally Po, Preventer. "Why does Duo do this?" wonders Trowa Barton, clown. "Hn." mumbles, Heero Yuy, formor professional assassin. Quatre shook his head, they were getting no where. "Well, I believe he does it to prove that he isn't the only idiot in the universe." "Pi gu..." mutters Wufei Chang. (Translation: Asshole) "We need to put a stop to this as soon as possible." said Zechs Marquise, Preventer, seriously. "Well, until we figure out a plan, no one drink anything that looks even the slightest bit like coffee." commands Trowa. Everyone nodded their head in agreement. "Meeting ajorned, I'll call another one if nessicary." Quatre waved his hands, signalling the end of the meeting.
Duo Maxwell, professional baka and chaos causer, who had been crouched outside the door listening to thier every word snickered and escaped out an open window. The devious Shinigami stopped at the small store in a narrow alley and picked up a few cans of Evil Coffee. The product had achieved much for him. He had two tapes at home of Evil Coffee victims. Now he had another plan. Only Heero, Quatre and Trowa hadn't suffered the insanity of the coffee, and so Duo planned to get them now.
Whoever made the coffee was improving the substance. They now came in different flavors and colors....The Great Shinigami went home to his shack. Don't be fooled! On the outside, it is a ordianry, dreary, old shack. On the inside, it's...well...interesting. Has all the essentails, including every game console you've ever hoped to own! Duo dug his backpack from a pile of laundry (clean or dirty? We don't know) Swiftly, he stuffed several cans of Evil Coffee in, along with the trusty ol' video camera, smoke bombs, and a baseball bat, for defense. (Yes, all these items magically fit inside a regular size backpack.)
Quatre, Heero, and Trowa sat in one of the many livining rooms of the Winner Mansion. They were the closest 'friends' of the coffee crazy Duo, and were discussing further, their plan to rid themselves of the nusuince called Evil Coffee. "It's simple. Kill Duo." Heero said in a monotone voice. "Heero, we've been through this, we don't have to kill him." Quatre said annoyed. Trowa shook his head, "All this thinking is tiring, how 'bout a drink?" Quatre nodded and ordered for some lemonade.
In the grand kitchen of the Winner Mansion, Shinigami was dressed like a cook, to his great disgust, but it was the only way. It seems that his victims had ordered lemonade. Duo pulled out the container of lemonade-flavored, clear yellow coffee and poured three full cups for the servent. Duo smiled to himself and went to change so he wouldn't miss the big event.
The drinks arrived, Trowa, Quatre and Heero took a nice long sip of the refreshing 'lemonade'. "That's funny," mumbled Quatre, "They must've started using a new brand of lemonade." But Trowa was staring at Heero, who's eyes went wide and was now proceding to drool all over the floor. Quatre's eyes went wide with shock, as he realized the horrifying truth, but then they went blank and the insanity started taking over...
Duo sat in a huge chandelier that huge posed over the room where his friends sat. The God of Death held the video camera firmly as Heero and Quatre began to lose their sanity. Heero grabbed the vase of flowers from the coffeetable (really ironic) and drank the water from it. Quatre started screaming things like 'Where the purple marble lives!' and 'Til the seagull eats the frying pan!' Trowa, the last to lose his sanity tried desperatly to hang on, but at long last his mind gave in. The silent clown became not-so-quiet. He wailed with a voice that could deafen opera singers, it was a miracle that Duo managed to stay on the chandelier as the crystal around him began to crack and split.
Heero took out a crayon (why does he have crayons with him?) and started scribbling 'Sarumokikaraochiru' (Even monkeys fall from trees) all over the walls, over where Sally Po had carved 'Omae o korosu' into the walls in their previous coffee adventure. Servents and guards started coming in to see what was wrong. And when they realized what was going on, many of them ran off to safety. The braver ones came back with tranquilizers.
Duo sat in the chandelier, giggling as his friends destroyed the room. Peaceful Quatre was throwing pillows at the servents and guards screaming, "Vampires! Back! Back I say! I'll tear out your liver! Back! Evil Demons!" When Heero got bored with the phrase 'sarumokikaraochiru' he went on to write 'oyasuminasai do-natsu-jin' (Good night doughtnut-people) all over the walls. Trowa's voice chased many people from the scene, but when he stopped, it was far worse. His hair had an elastic effect and he started catapulting various household items at the imcoming tranquilizer people.
Duo laughed. He laughed so hard he fell from his perch on the crystal chandelier. Shinigami landed on Trowa, then ran for it. He figured he'd gotten enough. Heero writing 'Good night doughtnut-people' all over the walls would provide him with plenty of teasing material.
The next morning, the incident was in the paper: "Evil Coffee Sighting at Winner Mansion." The world came to know about the Evil Coffee and the article went on to say how they didn't know who was behind it all. But Duo knew that Quatre knew and that they were going to be after him. The God of Death packed his thing and rushed out the back door just as the angry cries of his friends penetrated his home. Shinigami was going back to hiding. But it was worth it, ne?
*OWARI*
Chibi Fique: Kiriska no own Gundam Wing. Agree.
Chibi Sikeeh: I agree.
Chibi Fique: Laugh.
Chibi Sikeeh: Hahahahahahaha!
Chibi Fique: Review.
*Both Chibis watch you*
Evil Coffee 6 : Finial Victims
Quatre was holding a meeting, Trowa, Heero, Wufei, and many of their old comrades sat seated around a round table. (Ironic, ne?) They were discussing on the terms of a substance called 'Evil Coffee' Most of them had fallen victim to the dangerous drink. And Duo Maxwell was the cause of it all. No one knows where he gets it, or who manurfactures the product, but a large sip of it will render a being insane for up to a few hours.
A few weeks ago, Quatre had held a party and Duo had replaced all the drinks with Evil Coffee. Needless to say, things didn't go as planned. About a month before that incident, Wufei had falled victim of the coffee. And Duo himself had become insane 3 times due to the drink. This meeting was put together because they wanted to stop the coffee's range of terror once and for all.
"Does anyone know what company makes the stuff or where Duo buys it?" asked Quatre Raberba Winner, billionare. "No." replied Sally Po, Preventer. "Why does Duo do this?" wonders Trowa Barton, clown. "Hn." mumbles, Heero Yuy, formor professional assassin. Quatre shook his head, they were getting no where. "Well, I believe he does it to prove that he isn't the only idiot in the universe." "Pi gu..." mutters Wufei Chang. (Translation: Asshole) "We need to put a stop to this as soon as possible." said Zechs Marquise, Preventer, seriously. "Well, until we figure out a plan, no one drink anything that looks even the slightest bit like coffee." commands Trowa. Everyone nodded their head in agreement. "Meeting ajorned, I'll call another one if nessicary." Quatre waved his hands, signalling the end of the meeting.
Duo Maxwell, professional baka and chaos causer, who had been crouched outside the door listening to thier every word snickered and escaped out an open window. The devious Shinigami stopped at the small store in a narrow alley and picked up a few cans of Evil Coffee. The product had achieved much for him. He had two tapes at home of Evil Coffee victims. Now he had another plan. Only Heero, Quatre and Trowa hadn't suffered the insanity of the coffee, and so Duo planned to get them now.
Whoever made the coffee was improving the substance. They now came in different flavors and colors....The Great Shinigami went home to his shack. Don't be fooled! On the outside, it is a ordianry, dreary, old shack. On the inside, it's...well...interesting. Has all the essentails, including every game console you've ever hoped to own! Duo dug his backpack from a pile of laundry (clean or dirty? We don't know) Swiftly, he stuffed several cans of Evil Coffee in, along with the trusty ol' video camera, smoke bombs, and a baseball bat, for defense. (Yes, all these items magically fit inside a regular size backpack.)
Quatre, Heero, and Trowa sat in one of the many livining rooms of the Winner Mansion. They were the closest 'friends' of the coffee crazy Duo, and were discussing further, their plan to rid themselves of the nusuince called Evil Coffee. "It's simple. Kill Duo." Heero said in a monotone voice. "Heero, we've been through this, we don't have to kill him." Quatre said annoyed. Trowa shook his head, "All this thinking is tiring, how 'bout a drink?" Quatre nodded and ordered for some lemonade.
In the grand kitchen of the Winner Mansion, Shinigami was dressed like a cook, to his great disgust, but it was the only way. It seems that his victims had ordered lemonade. Duo pulled out the container of lemonade-flavored, clear yellow coffee and poured three full cups for the servent. Duo smiled to himself and went to change so he wouldn't miss the big event.
The drinks arrived, Trowa, Quatre and Heero took a nice long sip of the refreshing 'lemonade'. "That's funny," mumbled Quatre, "They must've started using a new brand of lemonade." But Trowa was staring at Heero, who's eyes went wide and was now proceding to drool all over the floor. Quatre's eyes went wide with shock, as he realized the horrifying truth, but then they went blank and the insanity started taking over...
Duo sat in a huge chandelier that huge posed over the room where his friends sat. The God of Death held the video camera firmly as Heero and Quatre began to lose their sanity. Heero grabbed the vase of flowers from the coffeetable (really ironic) and drank the water from it. Quatre started screaming things like 'Where the purple marble lives!' and 'Til the seagull eats the frying pan!' Trowa, the last to lose his sanity tried desperatly to hang on, but at long last his mind gave in. The silent clown became not-so-quiet. He wailed with a voice that could deafen opera singers, it was a miracle that Duo managed to stay on the chandelier as the crystal around him began to crack and split.
Heero took out a crayon (why does he have crayons with him?) and started scribbling 'Sarumokikaraochiru' (Even monkeys fall from trees) all over the walls, over where Sally Po had carved 'Omae o korosu' into the walls in their previous coffee adventure. Servents and guards started coming in to see what was wrong. And when they realized what was going on, many of them ran off to safety. The braver ones came back with tranquilizers.
Duo sat in the chandelier, giggling as his friends destroyed the room. Peaceful Quatre was throwing pillows at the servents and guards screaming, "Vampires! Back! Back I say! I'll tear out your liver! Back! Evil Demons!" When Heero got bored with the phrase 'sarumokikaraochiru' he went on to write 'oyasuminasai do-natsu-jin' (Good night doughtnut-people) all over the walls. Trowa's voice chased many people from the scene, but when he stopped, it was far worse. His hair had an elastic effect and he started catapulting various household items at the imcoming tranquilizer people.
Duo laughed. He laughed so hard he fell from his perch on the crystal chandelier. Shinigami landed on Trowa, then ran for it. He figured he'd gotten enough. Heero writing 'Good night doughtnut-people' all over the walls would provide him with plenty of teasing material.
The next morning, the incident was in the paper: "Evil Coffee Sighting at Winner Mansion." The world came to know about the Evil Coffee and the article went on to say how they didn't know who was behind it all. But Duo knew that Quatre knew and that they were going to be after him. The God of Death packed his thing and rushed out the back door just as the angry cries of his friends penetrated his home. Shinigami was going back to hiding. But it was worth it, ne?
*OWARI*
Chibi Fique: Kiriska no own Gundam Wing. Agree.
Chibi Sikeeh: I agree.
Chibi Fique: Laugh.
Chibi Sikeeh: Hahahahahahaha!
Chibi Fique: Review.
*Both Chibis watch you*