Who Wants to Obtain The Silver Imperium Crystal?
Sailormoon: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Thanks to Castle Guard for inspiration ^_^
The rules are basically the same, only for lack of creativity, there are only five questions.
Richard Dawson: Oh come on!
Author: (whiney voice) Whaaaaat?
Richard: ...
Author: FINE!
(Richard disappears, Regis appears in his place)
Regis: It's time to play- WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE?
(bumbumbum)
(The Ten Girl Senshi line up around the edges of the set behind the podiums)
Author: (still up by hot seat) (bounces around nervously) Where the hell is Mamo-chan?
Senshi: Well, There's usually ten people down here, and since we ARE the main characters...
Author: ... Meh! (Outer Senshi disappear, Mamoru, Artemis, Naru, and Chibichibi appear in their places) There, see how much more interesting this will be! I love being the author. (runs offstage)
Regis: (stares offstage for a while) Thank god.
(Voice) I heard that! Don't push it, Philly!
Regis: A-HEM! Time for the first Fastest finger question! Everyone ready? Put these choices in the correct order from first to last! The question is-Order these characters in chronological order from their first appearance!
(Choices-Sailor Venus, Luna, Chibi Usa, Sailor Jupiter)
(BUMBUMBUM)
Regis: Now, let's see who got it right and in the fastest time!... Chibichibi?
Chibichibi: CHIBI! Chibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibi!!
Regis: (stares)... Quite! Let's begin!
(Chibichibi takes place in hot seat, babbling kawaiily) CHIBAH!
Regis: ... First question! For Sailor V's mask-(CHIBICHIBIchibichibi)-What are the main colors of Sailor Chibi Moon's Fuku?
A. Black and Grey
B. Navy and Orange
C. Pink pink and pink
D. Red and Blue
Chibichibi: Chibi....... Chibichibichibi. Chib, I, chibichibi. (grins sweetly, audience 'awwww's)
Regis: ... Uh, Final Answer?
ChibiChibi: Chibichibi.
Regis: Okay then.... THAT'S CORRECT FOR SAILOR V'S MASK!! (CHIBICHIB! CHI-BIII!) Next question-for Sailor Mercury's nifty computer thinger! What is the North American Dub Name of Momoko?
A. Momo
B. Peaches
C. Melissa
D. Who the hell knows, least of all the dubbers
Chibichibi: Chibi. CHI-BI. CHIBI.
Regis: *rolls eyes* Really. D, Final Answer.... THAT IS CORRECT FOR SAILOR MERCURY'S COMPUTER THINGER! (CHI! BI!) You're three questions away from The Silver Imperium Crystal! Question three- for Eternal Sailor Moon's henshin brooch-
Usagi: What the HELL?
Regis: What?
Usagi: That's mine, you theif!
Regis: MINE!
Usagi: MINE!
(A catfight breaks out, or rather bunny and dog fight) (Mamoru has to run out and break it up)
Mamoru: (shaking finger at Regis) Regis! I'd've expected more from you! And Usagi-Um... BAD!
(both cower, both have huge, tear filled eyes and quivering lips)
Makoto: Aww, Now Mamoru, why'd you go and do that!
Mamoru: I- I didn't mean to!
Makoto: SURE YOU DIDN'T!
(They get into it. Soon, Chibi Usa and Usagi have joined in on Mamoru's side and Rei is staring venomously at Regis, obviously sensing more game show host evil spirits. Minako has run out and found the cappuccino machine and this produces a Beavis-Cornholio effect. Naru manages to get attacked by an evil-doer of some sort as Artemis attempts to calm Minako, who has turned into Sailor V and is running screaming throughout the studio, scaring innocent bystanders)
(After a few minutes, whereupon one of Usagi's odango has been unraveled, Rei's ofuda have been chucked repeatedly at Regis, Minako is lost for good, and Ami has hidden behind her podium, hacking into the question database, mumbling something along the lines of "more smart in head head must be smart yes big big head brain intelligence much learning," Regis remembers what they are supposed to be doing and composes himself.)
(Regis smoothes hair and clears throat) Back to the game!
ChibiChibi resumes position on hot seat, a wallet in hand)
Regis: What the- how did you get that?
(Chibichibi shrugs cutely and presently commences tearing it to shreds. She eats a quarter or two and rips more than a few twenty dollar bills and credit cards to itsy bitsy bits)
(Regis catches a piece of plastic)
Regis: THIS IS MY WALLET! Why you little-! (Makes a dash for Chibichibi but she waddles out as fast as her Chibichibi legs will carry her, waving the remaining pieces of the wallet exultantly. Regis follows her, panting with exaustion.)
Author: ("surprised") Oh, no, I guess we will have to have Mamoru host... (grins)
Mamoru: (stares) ... Fine!
Author: (bounces away)
Mamoru: Now, since our contestant has-made off with the host's wallet-we'll have another Fastest Finger Question! Put these enemies in order from Earliest to Latest!
A. Mimette
B. Amazoness Quartet
C. Galaxia
D. Malachite
Mamoru: Now let's see who got it right in the fastest time-Ami Mizuno!
Ami: (screams) I IS SMART!
Mamoru: .... Yeah.
(Ami walks up to hot seat)
Mamoru: And now for your first question, for Sailor V's mask! Who was the last planetary Sailor Senshi to appear?
A. Pluto
B. Saturn
C. Chibi Moon
D. Mercury
Ami: Hmm. I know that Pluto is the last planetoid from the sun which is actually a astral body named Sol, and that Mercury is the first. Saturn is the sixth. The moon isn't a luminous body nor a planetoid but it is the closest unconstrained satellite to the Earth, in spite of the fact that the Chibi Moon is without exception unascertained. In the present it is Saturday, which is denominated subsequent to Saturn, the Greek Deus that is often associated with dissolution or death. He was customarily portrayed holding a scythe, which is why other things homogeneous with death have said contrivance, by way of illustration, the Grim Reaper.
Mamoru: (stare) Sure, um... Wanna use lifeline thingie?
Ami: NO! I IS SMART!!
Mamoru: Um... Sure.
Ami: (concentrates for a few minutes) Speaking chronologically, I am compelled to say that A is my definitive choice.
Mamoru: ... I'm sorry, the correct answer was Saturn.
Ami: B-b-but... I'm SMART...
Mamoru: (soothingly) I know. I know.
Ami: (bawls)
Usagi and ChibiUsa: (bawl in confusion)
(Suddenly Chibichibi darts in from nowhere, giggling excitedly and still waving the pathetic remnants of the abused wallet. She bounces into Mamoru's arms and begins hiccuping and tittering uncontrollably. Usagi, who has just stopped howling, sees Mamoru patting the exuberant toddler. Her lip begins to quiver and she runs up and smacks Mamoru with the henshin brooch.)
Usagi: MAMORU! You love her more than me!!
Mamoru: Usagi, she's three years old!
Usagi: (laments pitifully)
Voice Offstage: HAI! (Sailor V appears, a white cat clinging for his dear life to her hind bow)
(Mamoru begins to cuddle Usagi but is stopped by a jump kick to the side of the head by the masked super heroine. Rei has run off, sensing Regis' evil aura nearby. Ami is curled in the fetal position, mumbling 'I- I smartsmartKnowMuchintheheadI....' A huge bang is heard as Makoto makes out with a boom mic operator)
Mamoru: T-that's all the t-time we... have... (holds head) See you next time on....
(Usagi, ChibiUsa, Author, and Michiru [who has appeared out of nowhere] all run up and try to make out with Mamoru. Naru runs screaming past the cameras with at least a dozen assorted monsters-of-the-days after her. Rei screams her evil-be-gone-prayers as she clings to Regis' shoulders while he screams bloody murder. Minako dances around slapping people's butts with her love chain, giggling maniacally. Makoto and the boom mic operator fall on the floor and get a little too graphic for Millionaire. Throughout all the choas, Chibichibi prances adorably about the crowd, pausing every now and then to cough up a quarter [which she promptly eats again])
Everyone: WHO WANTS TO OBTAIN THE SILVER IMPERIUM CRYSTAL!!
Sailormoon: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Thanks to Castle Guard for inspiration ^_^
The rules are basically the same, only for lack of creativity, there are only five questions.
Richard Dawson: Oh come on!
Author: (whiney voice) Whaaaaat?
Richard: ...
Author: FINE!
(Richard disappears, Regis appears in his place)
Regis: It's time to play- WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE?
(bumbumbum)
(The Ten Girl Senshi line up around the edges of the set behind the podiums)
Author: (still up by hot seat) (bounces around nervously) Where the hell is Mamo-chan?
Senshi: Well, There's usually ten people down here, and since we ARE the main characters...
Author: ... Meh! (Outer Senshi disappear, Mamoru, Artemis, Naru, and Chibichibi appear in their places) There, see how much more interesting this will be! I love being the author. (runs offstage)
Regis: (stares offstage for a while) Thank god.
(Voice) I heard that! Don't push it, Philly!
Regis: A-HEM! Time for the first Fastest finger question! Everyone ready? Put these choices in the correct order from first to last! The question is-Order these characters in chronological order from their first appearance!
(Choices-Sailor Venus, Luna, Chibi Usa, Sailor Jupiter)
(BUMBUMBUM)
Regis: Now, let's see who got it right and in the fastest time!... Chibichibi?
Chibichibi: CHIBI! Chibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibichibi!!
Regis: (stares)... Quite! Let's begin!
(Chibichibi takes place in hot seat, babbling kawaiily) CHIBAH!
Regis: ... First question! For Sailor V's mask-(CHIBICHIBIchibichibi)-What are the main colors of Sailor Chibi Moon's Fuku?
A. Black and Grey
B. Navy and Orange
C. Pink pink and pink
D. Red and Blue
Chibichibi: Chibi....... Chibichibichibi. Chib, I, chibichibi. (grins sweetly, audience 'awwww's)
Regis: ... Uh, Final Answer?
ChibiChibi: Chibichibi.
Regis: Okay then.... THAT'S CORRECT FOR SAILOR V'S MASK!! (CHIBICHIB! CHI-BIII!) Next question-for Sailor Mercury's nifty computer thinger! What is the North American Dub Name of Momoko?
A. Momo
B. Peaches
C. Melissa
D. Who the hell knows, least of all the dubbers
Chibichibi: Chibi. CHI-BI. CHIBI.
Regis: *rolls eyes* Really. D, Final Answer.... THAT IS CORRECT FOR SAILOR MERCURY'S COMPUTER THINGER! (CHI! BI!) You're three questions away from The Silver Imperium Crystal! Question three- for Eternal Sailor Moon's henshin brooch-
Usagi: What the HELL?
Regis: What?
Usagi: That's mine, you theif!
Regis: MINE!
Usagi: MINE!
(A catfight breaks out, or rather bunny and dog fight) (Mamoru has to run out and break it up)
Mamoru: (shaking finger at Regis) Regis! I'd've expected more from you! And Usagi-Um... BAD!
(both cower, both have huge, tear filled eyes and quivering lips)
Makoto: Aww, Now Mamoru, why'd you go and do that!
Mamoru: I- I didn't mean to!
Makoto: SURE YOU DIDN'T!
(They get into it. Soon, Chibi Usa and Usagi have joined in on Mamoru's side and Rei is staring venomously at Regis, obviously sensing more game show host evil spirits. Minako has run out and found the cappuccino machine and this produces a Beavis-Cornholio effect. Naru manages to get attacked by an evil-doer of some sort as Artemis attempts to calm Minako, who has turned into Sailor V and is running screaming throughout the studio, scaring innocent bystanders)
(After a few minutes, whereupon one of Usagi's odango has been unraveled, Rei's ofuda have been chucked repeatedly at Regis, Minako is lost for good, and Ami has hidden behind her podium, hacking into the question database, mumbling something along the lines of "more smart in head head must be smart yes big big head brain intelligence much learning," Regis remembers what they are supposed to be doing and composes himself.)
(Regis smoothes hair and clears throat) Back to the game!
ChibiChibi resumes position on hot seat, a wallet in hand)
Regis: What the- how did you get that?
(Chibichibi shrugs cutely and presently commences tearing it to shreds. She eats a quarter or two and rips more than a few twenty dollar bills and credit cards to itsy bitsy bits)
(Regis catches a piece of plastic)
Regis: THIS IS MY WALLET! Why you little-! (Makes a dash for Chibichibi but she waddles out as fast as her Chibichibi legs will carry her, waving the remaining pieces of the wallet exultantly. Regis follows her, panting with exaustion.)
Author: ("surprised") Oh, no, I guess we will have to have Mamoru host... (grins)
Mamoru: (stares) ... Fine!
Author: (bounces away)
Mamoru: Now, since our contestant has-made off with the host's wallet-we'll have another Fastest Finger Question! Put these enemies in order from Earliest to Latest!
A. Mimette
B. Amazoness Quartet
C. Galaxia
D. Malachite
Mamoru: Now let's see who got it right in the fastest time-Ami Mizuno!
Ami: (screams) I IS SMART!
Mamoru: .... Yeah.
(Ami walks up to hot seat)
Mamoru: And now for your first question, for Sailor V's mask! Who was the last planetary Sailor Senshi to appear?
A. Pluto
B. Saturn
C. Chibi Moon
D. Mercury
Ami: Hmm. I know that Pluto is the last planetoid from the sun which is actually a astral body named Sol, and that Mercury is the first. Saturn is the sixth. The moon isn't a luminous body nor a planetoid but it is the closest unconstrained satellite to the Earth, in spite of the fact that the Chibi Moon is without exception unascertained. In the present it is Saturday, which is denominated subsequent to Saturn, the Greek Deus that is often associated with dissolution or death. He was customarily portrayed holding a scythe, which is why other things homogeneous with death have said contrivance, by way of illustration, the Grim Reaper.
Mamoru: (stare) Sure, um... Wanna use lifeline thingie?
Ami: NO! I IS SMART!!
Mamoru: Um... Sure.
Ami: (concentrates for a few minutes) Speaking chronologically, I am compelled to say that A is my definitive choice.
Mamoru: ... I'm sorry, the correct answer was Saturn.
Ami: B-b-but... I'm SMART...
Mamoru: (soothingly) I know. I know.
Ami: (bawls)
Usagi and ChibiUsa: (bawl in confusion)
(Suddenly Chibichibi darts in from nowhere, giggling excitedly and still waving the pathetic remnants of the abused wallet. She bounces into Mamoru's arms and begins hiccuping and tittering uncontrollably. Usagi, who has just stopped howling, sees Mamoru patting the exuberant toddler. Her lip begins to quiver and she runs up and smacks Mamoru with the henshin brooch.)
Usagi: MAMORU! You love her more than me!!
Mamoru: Usagi, she's three years old!
Usagi: (laments pitifully)
Voice Offstage: HAI! (Sailor V appears, a white cat clinging for his dear life to her hind bow)
(Mamoru begins to cuddle Usagi but is stopped by a jump kick to the side of the head by the masked super heroine. Rei has run off, sensing Regis' evil aura nearby. Ami is curled in the fetal position, mumbling 'I- I smartsmartKnowMuchintheheadI....' A huge bang is heard as Makoto makes out with a boom mic operator)
Mamoru: T-that's all the t-time we... have... (holds head) See you next time on....
(Usagi, ChibiUsa, Author, and Michiru [who has appeared out of nowhere] all run up and try to make out with Mamoru. Naru runs screaming past the cameras with at least a dozen assorted monsters-of-the-days after her. Rei screams her evil-be-gone-prayers as she clings to Regis' shoulders while he screams bloody murder. Minako dances around slapping people's butts with her love chain, giggling maniacally. Makoto and the boom mic operator fall on the floor and get a little too graphic for Millionaire. Throughout all the choas, Chibichibi prances adorably about the crowd, pausing every now and then to cough up a quarter [which she promptly eats again])
Everyone: WHO WANTS TO OBTAIN THE SILVER IMPERIUM CRYSTAL!!