The Wuffywolf

Part five (Longer farewell Chapter!)

Duo ran into the room and ate everything, including the table. The ghostly figure lured all of the others into the room, and gave them what they had in their hands, the book, the cake and the CD. As if by magic, the three others were possessed by Duo.

Darkness_Ripple:...? What the!?

Sad_ash62: It's Duo's time to shine!

Duo was still eating the table and everything with it. On the other side of the table was the shadowy figure, who slapped Duo.

'What d'you think'ya doing?!!?!?!?!?' Shouted Duo. The figure covered his ears. 'I'm eating, Y'KNOW?!'

The figure pulled duo through a wall. Through the wall was a huge cliff, which Duo was on the end of.

'Is this it loike!? A buffet then a trip to the seaside?!' Duo shouted again. Behind him was the shadowy figure, who pushed duo off the edge...

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!'

--Rather sickening splat--

Sad_ash62: Waaaaaaaaaa No Duo!

The figure returned to the main room. Next up was Trowa, who had started reading the book. His eyes were blurred. He dropped the book, got up and walked through the wall too...

'Trowa,' whispered the figure. 'Down there is a land of unread books. Jump down, and you can read them.'

Trowa jumped off the end, and once again...

--Another rather sickening splat--

The figure entered the other room again. Next up was Heero, who was eating the cake. Inside of the cake was a large batch of strong poison, which Heero bit into...

--Eyes widen... Is coughing up blood... Chokes--

The last one in the room was the Wuffywolf, who'd seen what had happened. The figure moved over to him, and gave him a pie.

'A pie? Is that it? Well, I'm not eating it. Its got poison in it.' Said Wuffywolf. 'I saw what you did to Heero. He was poisoned and choked on his own blood. That won't happen to me.'

The figure growled. 'Wuffywolf, I'm sorry but, this is the world's last pie... Take it, it is sacred!'

Wuffywolf's eyes widened. 'L...Last pie?' He quivered. 'HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT PIES? Their thick crust... Their soft inside... Not knowing what flavour it is...'

Wuffywolf was in a muddle. All of a sudden, he ran to the wall and threw himself off the cliff too, hoping to find pies... But failing

--Yet another rather sickening splat--

Darkness_Ripple: They... All died?

Sad_ash62: Looks like it. Shame really.

Darkness_Ripple: Whatever happened to Quatre?

Sad_ash62: Let's find out!

Quatre appeared in the room. Looking around, there was Heero, Duo, Trowa and Wuffywolf lying on the floor.

'They're...' he whispered. 'Dead.'

Quatre began to cry. His tears hit a piece of the pie that had dropped off the table when it was there. It began to mutate, and when Quatre ate it...

'Superkitty II! Fighter of luv and justice!' cried Quatre. Using powers, he revived the G-boys and became human...

The others looked about. They all hugged each other, and celebrated. Duo was running about, and so, we leave you with Duo's words of wisdom...

'Merry Christmas, everybody!'

Darkness_Ripple: o.O That was... Strange

Sad_ash62: No kidding! Merry Christmas?! It's not even Easter!

Darkness_Ripple: I know, but that makes it funny ^-^