The LOTR messages!
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These are texts-messages I get from my friend Lily every now and then over my phone. They weren't really ment to be shared with anyone else, but I found them rather funny and thought others would too. There's kinda a "theme" going on, meaning some of the texts are follow-ups i.e written and sent on the same days. While others are just "stand-alone" entries at the moment (somethimes I get one that sort of continues the story-line..) Mostly she's writing from Legolas' point of view, but every now and then, Frodo, Sam and Pippin have a say in the whole thing"
Authors: Lily Tighfield of Tookbank
& me Pansy Baggins of Bag-End
Disclaimer: We don't own shit, or any of the characters involved…if you can figure out whom… :-) We both own a copy of the book, but that's it.
Lily wants me to point out that
'The LOTR Very Secret Diaries' has been a great inspiration because knowing we (my friends and I) have read it, she can write stuff without having to explain them by sending extra text messages i.e Gandalfs pointy hat etc...." Ahh! and: "Personally neither of us thinks Sam's gay, we find Frodo very cute and dont believe Legolas is paranoid
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Frodo's thoughts on missing half the fellowship:
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Can't find Aragorn, Boromir or Gimli anywhere… swear I saw them with Sam earlier… when I asked, he told me not to worry… I truly am lucky to have such a good friend.
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I think Gandalf is a bit upset over something Sam did… Can't be the tomato, cos I'm sure Merry ate it… Aragorn, Boromir & Gimli are still missing… maybe they got lost.
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Gandalf is so nice. He took the heavy sword away from Sam. He must be worried that Sam is carrying too much. Still not found Aragorn, Gimli & Boromir.
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Can't find Gandalf anywhere… at least he gave back Sam's sword before he left… wonder where he's gone… I'm glad Sam is with me. He is like the brother I never had…
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Legolas' thoughts on missing half the fellowship:
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I know what's going on. I've 2000 years of experience. –Sam knows there's orcs out there & he's showing them too everyone but ME! That's why Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir & Gandalf are gone… they're fighting orcs!!
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I'm gonna complain too the tour operator –"experience the slaying of orcs in their natural environment" my ass! Can't see no orcs & Sam won't tell me where they are hiding! Argh!
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No orcs today either… Am afraid I'm getting paranoid… Every time I look or talk to Frodo, Sam gets this look in his eyes… Hair starting to frustrate me again…
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Found Gandalf's pointy hat today… must have lost it fighting those orcs… Frodo's face lit up when I gave it to him… Sam gave me that *look* again… No orcs yet…
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This chapter contains msg written by Lily, some off mine will appear later on.
Ok, hope you liked it. Please R+R and tell us what you think.
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These are texts-messages I get from my friend Lily every now and then over my phone. They weren't really ment to be shared with anyone else, but I found them rather funny and thought others would too. There's kinda a "theme" going on, meaning some of the texts are follow-ups i.e written and sent on the same days. While others are just "stand-alone" entries at the moment (somethimes I get one that sort of continues the story-line..) Mostly she's writing from Legolas' point of view, but every now and then, Frodo, Sam and Pippin have a say in the whole thing"
Authors: Lily Tighfield of Tookbank
& me Pansy Baggins of Bag-End
Disclaimer: We don't own shit, or any of the characters involved…if you can figure out whom… :-) We both own a copy of the book, but that's it.
Lily wants me to point out that
'The LOTR Very Secret Diaries' has been a great inspiration because knowing we (my friends and I) have read it, she can write stuff without having to explain them by sending extra text messages i.e Gandalfs pointy hat etc...." Ahh! and: "Personally neither of us thinks Sam's gay, we find Frodo very cute and dont believe Legolas is paranoid
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Frodo's thoughts on missing half the fellowship:
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Can't find Aragorn, Boromir or Gimli anywhere… swear I saw them with Sam earlier… when I asked, he told me not to worry… I truly am lucky to have such a good friend.
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I think Gandalf is a bit upset over something Sam did… Can't be the tomato, cos I'm sure Merry ate it… Aragorn, Boromir & Gimli are still missing… maybe they got lost.
---
Gandalf is so nice. He took the heavy sword away from Sam. He must be worried that Sam is carrying too much. Still not found Aragorn, Gimli & Boromir.
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Can't find Gandalf anywhere… at least he gave back Sam's sword before he left… wonder where he's gone… I'm glad Sam is with me. He is like the brother I never had…
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Legolas' thoughts on missing half the fellowship:
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I know what's going on. I've 2000 years of experience. –Sam knows there's orcs out there & he's showing them too everyone but ME! That's why Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir & Gandalf are gone… they're fighting orcs!!
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I'm gonna complain too the tour operator –"experience the slaying of orcs in their natural environment" my ass! Can't see no orcs & Sam won't tell me where they are hiding! Argh!
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No orcs today either… Am afraid I'm getting paranoid… Every time I look or talk to Frodo, Sam gets this look in his eyes… Hair starting to frustrate me again…
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Found Gandalf's pointy hat today… must have lost it fighting those orcs… Frodo's face lit up when I gave it to him… Sam gave me that *look* again… No orcs yet…
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This chapter contains msg written by Lily, some off mine will appear later on.
Ok, hope you liked it. Please R+R and tell us what you think.