The LOTR messages!
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Oki, this is something me, and my friend have come up with. It's mainly Lily's work, but I had to answer a few didn't I?
You might notice that some of the msg are way to long to be sent as one msg over the phone no matter how much the words are shortened. Normally those come in two (or three) parts and I've put them together as one on these pages
Authors: Lily Tighfield of Tookbank
& me Pansy Baggins of Bag-End
Disclaimer: You know the drill!
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Legolas and his hobbit-madness:
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Legolas not in a very good mood lately. Gandalf told me Sam's going on Legolas nerves alot. Wonder why he doesn't just move them somewhere else so Sam doesn't have to walk on them all the time…
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Pippin asked if it needed any help moving my nerves… Told Mr. Shorty to do something more constructive with his free time for once. Now him and Merry are off to look for mushrooms
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Frodo is hooked on that awful pipe-weed... Asked me again this morning before the others were awake. Told the little guy to get lost, as he's already asked me 56 times since yesterday. Offered to give me tacky ring again. Almost took it. Thought I could throw it off a cliff or something. Maybe even give it to Boromir if he asked nicely. Would probably annoy Gandalf a lot. Hehe.
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Sam asked for autograph again! Almost hit him, but dad always said not to hit things that are smaller. Pippin and Merry high on mushrooms again. Gandalf blaming Gimli for not looking after them like he should. Hehe, guess who gave them mushrooms?! Gave last mushroom to Frodo to make him relaxed and happy. Easier to kill him when he's not looking scared. Didn't know Gandalf could see around corners!
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Gandalf really angry. Haven't seen a guy that angry since 1074 when I kissed beautiful married elf girl at party. Maybe in 2041 when I crashed dad's favourite horse...Anyway. Told me to leave Frodo alone. Didn't want to let laughing hobbit go, but what could I do? Will kill him later when Gandalf sleeps.
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Gandalf not very sleepy tonight. (Sulk)
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Aragorn wants us to visit Galadriel. Hate that elf-queen. Always showing off by talking in my head. Dad always say not to show hate in your face as it can make you look more ugly. Anyway. Found nice mushroom for Haldir. Haha.
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Haldir doesn't like mushrooms (sulk) Gave it to Frodo. Didn't make him silly like other mushrooms! Gandalf said he wasn't dead. Just sleeping with eyes open. (sulk)
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Going to Gondor. Wanted to leave hobbits with Galadriel. Gandalf said no. Wanted to take boat. Aragorn said no. Argh! Aragorn and Gandalf are always so bossy!
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Been walking for days now. Wish I had my horse. But nooo... we had to start out from Rivendell on foot... Hope Arwen is looking after it as she promised... Knowing her, she's probably taken it for a ride and ruined it. So typical really! And it was brand new too! Only been ridden by an old elf- lady every now and then... Got it cheap to... ha! That oldie had no clue about its value, a real classic! All the other elfs were so envious.. But could I bring it? Noo... What use is a horse if you can't bloody sit on it instead of walking cross-country?
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Damn that senile old grumpy wizard! And all those dwarfs! All five of them are starting to get on my nerves! Then there's Boromir and Aragorn... dirty bastards! Have they never heard of *soap*!? Hmm... gotta go and wash my hair in the river before Boromir finds it an uses it as a potty...
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Walking to Gondor. Feel so stupid surrounded by little guys. Don't want to meet anyone I know. Frodo asked about pipe-weed again. Almost pushed him off the road. What was it dad said about pushing...
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Hair not looking as nice as yesterday. Think Gandalf told Frodo not to ask me for pipe-weed. Love Gandalf!
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Hate Gandalf! Gave Sam paper and ink. As if he was gonna write his mom! Can't even write his own name! Asked Gimli to take Sam into woods and make him get lost. Hehe!
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Argh! Gimli says wood is to little to get lost in. "12 trees are not enough Legolas." –When did he become such an expert on woods?! Might have to kill hairy-man too now…
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Quiet day. Frodo asked for pipe-weed again. Gandalf got quite upset. Went on & on about excessive use of force. Don't know what the fuss is all about as I only hit Frodo once…
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Sam told everyone I'm afraid of spiders… so no fair! Now they think I'm a wimp! 556 years of intensive therapy down the drain… Know dad said not too hit things that are smaller, but don't think he meant Hobbits… Argh, it's too late! –Gandalf's *always* ruining my fun! (Sulk.) It's not as if I was gonna hurt Sam too badly…
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Ops! Did I forget to tell Frodo about the hole in the ground? Silly me. Must have slipped my mind completely!
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Ah! Oh no! Hair's a mess… Can't breathe… *Must* brush hair!… Ahh…
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This has been the best day ever! I've never had so much fun! First we kill orcs, then they kill Boromir & take Shorty & Merry. Then Frodo & Sam leaves!! Haha!
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Thank you very much for the nice reviews, pleas R&R and tell us what you think of the latest additions, and if this is something we should continue.
If you'd like to understand more of the "inside-jokes", pleas visit this web-site: http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/
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Oki, this is something me, and my friend have come up with. It's mainly Lily's work, but I had to answer a few didn't I?
You might notice that some of the msg are way to long to be sent as one msg over the phone no matter how much the words are shortened. Normally those come in two (or three) parts and I've put them together as one on these pages
Authors: Lily Tighfield of Tookbank
& me Pansy Baggins of Bag-End
Disclaimer: You know the drill!
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Legolas and his hobbit-madness:
---
Legolas not in a very good mood lately. Gandalf told me Sam's going on Legolas nerves alot. Wonder why he doesn't just move them somewhere else so Sam doesn't have to walk on them all the time…
---
Pippin asked if it needed any help moving my nerves… Told Mr. Shorty to do something more constructive with his free time for once. Now him and Merry are off to look for mushrooms
---
Frodo is hooked on that awful pipe-weed... Asked me again this morning before the others were awake. Told the little guy to get lost, as he's already asked me 56 times since yesterday. Offered to give me tacky ring again. Almost took it. Thought I could throw it off a cliff or something. Maybe even give it to Boromir if he asked nicely. Would probably annoy Gandalf a lot. Hehe.
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Sam asked for autograph again! Almost hit him, but dad always said not to hit things that are smaller. Pippin and Merry high on mushrooms again. Gandalf blaming Gimli for not looking after them like he should. Hehe, guess who gave them mushrooms?! Gave last mushroom to Frodo to make him relaxed and happy. Easier to kill him when he's not looking scared. Didn't know Gandalf could see around corners!
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Gandalf really angry. Haven't seen a guy that angry since 1074 when I kissed beautiful married elf girl at party. Maybe in 2041 when I crashed dad's favourite horse...Anyway. Told me to leave Frodo alone. Didn't want to let laughing hobbit go, but what could I do? Will kill him later when Gandalf sleeps.
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Gandalf not very sleepy tonight. (Sulk)
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Aragorn wants us to visit Galadriel. Hate that elf-queen. Always showing off by talking in my head. Dad always say not to show hate in your face as it can make you look more ugly. Anyway. Found nice mushroom for Haldir. Haha.
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Haldir doesn't like mushrooms (sulk) Gave it to Frodo. Didn't make him silly like other mushrooms! Gandalf said he wasn't dead. Just sleeping with eyes open. (sulk)
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Going to Gondor. Wanted to leave hobbits with Galadriel. Gandalf said no. Wanted to take boat. Aragorn said no. Argh! Aragorn and Gandalf are always so bossy!
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Been walking for days now. Wish I had my horse. But nooo... we had to start out from Rivendell on foot... Hope Arwen is looking after it as she promised... Knowing her, she's probably taken it for a ride and ruined it. So typical really! And it was brand new too! Only been ridden by an old elf- lady every now and then... Got it cheap to... ha! That oldie had no clue about its value, a real classic! All the other elfs were so envious.. But could I bring it? Noo... What use is a horse if you can't bloody sit on it instead of walking cross-country?
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Damn that senile old grumpy wizard! And all those dwarfs! All five of them are starting to get on my nerves! Then there's Boromir and Aragorn... dirty bastards! Have they never heard of *soap*!? Hmm... gotta go and wash my hair in the river before Boromir finds it an uses it as a potty...
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Walking to Gondor. Feel so stupid surrounded by little guys. Don't want to meet anyone I know. Frodo asked about pipe-weed again. Almost pushed him off the road. What was it dad said about pushing...
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Hair not looking as nice as yesterday. Think Gandalf told Frodo not to ask me for pipe-weed. Love Gandalf!
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Hate Gandalf! Gave Sam paper and ink. As if he was gonna write his mom! Can't even write his own name! Asked Gimli to take Sam into woods and make him get lost. Hehe!
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Argh! Gimli says wood is to little to get lost in. "12 trees are not enough Legolas." –When did he become such an expert on woods?! Might have to kill hairy-man too now…
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Quiet day. Frodo asked for pipe-weed again. Gandalf got quite upset. Went on & on about excessive use of force. Don't know what the fuss is all about as I only hit Frodo once…
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Sam told everyone I'm afraid of spiders… so no fair! Now they think I'm a wimp! 556 years of intensive therapy down the drain… Know dad said not too hit things that are smaller, but don't think he meant Hobbits… Argh, it's too late! –Gandalf's *always* ruining my fun! (Sulk.) It's not as if I was gonna hurt Sam too badly…
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Ops! Did I forget to tell Frodo about the hole in the ground? Silly me. Must have slipped my mind completely!
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Ah! Oh no! Hair's a mess… Can't breathe… *Must* brush hair!… Ahh…
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This has been the best day ever! I've never had so much fun! First we kill orcs, then they kill Boromir & take Shorty & Merry. Then Frodo & Sam leaves!! Haha!
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Thank you very much for the nice reviews, pleas R&R and tell us what you think of the latest additions, and if this is something we should continue.
If you'd like to understand more of the "inside-jokes", pleas visit this web-site: http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/