The LOTR messages!
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Oki, this is something me, and my friend have come up with. It's mainly Lily's work, but I had to answer a few didn't I?
You might notice that some of the msg are way to long to be sent as one msg over the phone no matter how much the words are shortened. Normally those come in two (or three) parts and I've put them together as one on these pages
Authors: Lily Tighfield of Tookbank
& me Pansy Baggins of Bag-End
Disclaimer: We own absolutely NOTHING!
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Sometimes its nice to answer the text-msg you get from your friends and thus enter her mad mad LOTR universe…
(Lily is obviously writing from Legolas point of view, while I (Pansy) am writing from Frodo's)
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Gandalf told me to leave Frodo alone… Can't he see the little shit is stalking *ME*? I'm practically being forced to take the Ring in return for pipe-weed I don't even have!
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Legolas is mad at me again. I just asked him for some weed, man. I don't know why he's so upset. Thought Elves were supposed to be nice.
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Hmpf! Now I've got a Ring I don't even want, which have made Boromir jealous, and Gandalf & Aragorn angry. On top of everything Frodo is demanding weed I don't have to give him.
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Gave Ring to Legolas. That was a big mistake, he didn't give me any pipe- weed... Maybe I should ask Gandalf… Have to get Ring back!
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Gave back Ring… Couldn't stand the crying and begging; Boromir is such a brat! Frodo wasn't too happy about getting the Ring back… guess he'd much rather have some weed…
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Got Ring back, would rather have some weed though. Anyway, asked Gandalf for some, he just told me to go away.
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Other Elves?
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Legolas:
Meet group of elf's yesterday. (Must be under 65 years as I didn't know 'em.) Almost killed one when he called Frodo shorty & took Pips mushrooms. –Only I can do that!!
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Frodo:
The Fellowship met elves the day before. Stole mushrooms from Pip & Sam's pans. Legolas didn't know 'em. He said they were too young for him to recognise 'em.
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Legolas:
That darn elf made Sam cry! No one but me is allowed to do that! Will get back pans back, then kill them. Hrm… dad said not to kill elves…(sulk) Will give them "special" mushrooms! (hehe)
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That's it for now. Thank you for the reviews, keep 'em coming! Will try to update, as soon as possible!
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Oki, this is something me, and my friend have come up with. It's mainly Lily's work, but I had to answer a few didn't I?
You might notice that some of the msg are way to long to be sent as one msg over the phone no matter how much the words are shortened. Normally those come in two (or three) parts and I've put them together as one on these pages
Authors: Lily Tighfield of Tookbank
& me Pansy Baggins of Bag-End
Disclaimer: We own absolutely NOTHING!
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Sometimes its nice to answer the text-msg you get from your friends and thus enter her mad mad LOTR universe…
(Lily is obviously writing from Legolas point of view, while I (Pansy) am writing from Frodo's)
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Gandalf told me to leave Frodo alone… Can't he see the little shit is stalking *ME*? I'm practically being forced to take the Ring in return for pipe-weed I don't even have!
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Legolas is mad at me again. I just asked him for some weed, man. I don't know why he's so upset. Thought Elves were supposed to be nice.
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Hmpf! Now I've got a Ring I don't even want, which have made Boromir jealous, and Gandalf & Aragorn angry. On top of everything Frodo is demanding weed I don't have to give him.
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Gave Ring to Legolas. That was a big mistake, he didn't give me any pipe- weed... Maybe I should ask Gandalf… Have to get Ring back!
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Gave back Ring… Couldn't stand the crying and begging; Boromir is such a brat! Frodo wasn't too happy about getting the Ring back… guess he'd much rather have some weed…
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Got Ring back, would rather have some weed though. Anyway, asked Gandalf for some, he just told me to go away.
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Other Elves?
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Legolas:
Meet group of elf's yesterday. (Must be under 65 years as I didn't know 'em.) Almost killed one when he called Frodo shorty & took Pips mushrooms. –Only I can do that!!
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Frodo:
The Fellowship met elves the day before. Stole mushrooms from Pip & Sam's pans. Legolas didn't know 'em. He said they were too young for him to recognise 'em.
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Legolas:
That darn elf made Sam cry! No one but me is allowed to do that! Will get back pans back, then kill them. Hrm… dad said not to kill elves…(sulk) Will give them "special" mushrooms! (hehe)
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That's it for now. Thank you for the reviews, keep 'em coming! Will try to update, as soon as possible!