Theme Songs- Ch.5- The songs I would sing to the Fellowship
Disclaimer: I wish.
A/N: Remember these are the songs I WOULD SING TO THE FELLOWSHIP.
My song for Legolas- "Beautiful Stranger" by Madonna
Legolas, you are such a beautiful stranger.
When I first looked into your eyes,
I was smitten with your archer vibe.
My mind was drowned in love with time,
While all the girls were joinin' the line
(chorus)
I love you so much,
I long for your touch
And everybody knows,
And everybody goes,
"You're obsessing way too much"
But I really don't care.
My song for Merry and Pippin- "The Party Song" by I dunno
The Party bus is comin'
And everybody is jumpin'
From Texas to Mirkwood
Everybody tryin' to look good!
Why, you ask, is this happenin'
And everybody's laughin'
Cuz Merry and Pippin are comin'
And they get the party jumpin'
Hey now, Hey now!
Hear what we say now!
Merry and Pippin liven up any party!
Hey now, Hey now!
Hear what we say now!
We'll come party with you!……..
My song for Aragorn- "Oh where is my hairbrush?" by Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales
Oh wheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrre is your shampoo??
Oh wheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrre is your shampoo??
Oh where oh where you smell like mare oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrre is you shampoo??
My song for Arwen- Actually I am not going to find a song for her because I hate her in the movie!! Liv Tyler is pretty and she is a great actor and all, but her voice in the movie is sooooooo…….weird. It sounds like it was put through a processor, which I think it was. So I just have one thing to say, I HATE HER VOICE!! That is all.
My song for Frodo- "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil
Oh Frodo, you're so fine!
You're big blue eyes just blow my mind!
Hey Frodo! Hey Frodo!
My song for Sam- "What if God was one of us??" by I dunno
Why does everyone think you're gay?
Do you wonder this everyday?
I can tell you why people think this way.
Because in the book you act so gay!
But I dunno, this is just my say.
I guess you can toss this thought away like a bag of hay.
My song for Boromir- "Ray of Light" by Madonna
There is a tunnel of the light!
There is a tunnel of the light!
At the end of your li-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-fe!
My song for Gandalf- "Fat Lip" by Sum 41
I wanna go and waste my time!
Makin' everyone sit around and waste their time!
I'm makin' everybody get in line!
To talk to me about their problems!
Dun nun nuh, Dun nun nuh uh, dun nun nuh, Dun nun nuh uh……..
(A/N: That was kinda stupid, I know, but that's how I feel about Gandalf. He makes everyone sit around and wait on him to tell them what to do and he takes forever! It's really annoying. )
My song for Gimli- "Everybody wants to rule the world" by I dunno
Nobody cares about what happens to me……
Author: (yells) That's exactly it!!! Nobody cares about you Gimli!!! It's all about Legolas!!!
Please R&R!! Don't forget to contribute songs!!!
Disclaimer: I wish.
A/N: Remember these are the songs I WOULD SING TO THE FELLOWSHIP.
My song for Legolas- "Beautiful Stranger" by Madonna
Legolas, you are such a beautiful stranger.
When I first looked into your eyes,
I was smitten with your archer vibe.
My mind was drowned in love with time,
While all the girls were joinin' the line
(chorus)
I love you so much,
I long for your touch
And everybody knows,
And everybody goes,
"You're obsessing way too much"
But I really don't care.
My song for Merry and Pippin- "The Party Song" by I dunno
The Party bus is comin'
And everybody is jumpin'
From Texas to Mirkwood
Everybody tryin' to look good!
Why, you ask, is this happenin'
And everybody's laughin'
Cuz Merry and Pippin are comin'
And they get the party jumpin'
Hey now, Hey now!
Hear what we say now!
Merry and Pippin liven up any party!
Hey now, Hey now!
Hear what we say now!
We'll come party with you!……..
My song for Aragorn- "Oh where is my hairbrush?" by Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales
Oh wheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrre is your shampoo??
Oh wheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrre is your shampoo??
Oh where oh where you smell like mare oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrre is you shampoo??
My song for Arwen- Actually I am not going to find a song for her because I hate her in the movie!! Liv Tyler is pretty and she is a great actor and all, but her voice in the movie is sooooooo…….weird. It sounds like it was put through a processor, which I think it was. So I just have one thing to say, I HATE HER VOICE!! That is all.
My song for Frodo- "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil
Oh Frodo, you're so fine!
You're big blue eyes just blow my mind!
Hey Frodo! Hey Frodo!
My song for Sam- "What if God was one of us??" by I dunno
Why does everyone think you're gay?
Do you wonder this everyday?
I can tell you why people think this way.
Because in the book you act so gay!
But I dunno, this is just my say.
I guess you can toss this thought away like a bag of hay.
My song for Boromir- "Ray of Light" by Madonna
There is a tunnel of the light!
There is a tunnel of the light!
At the end of your li-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-fe!
My song for Gandalf- "Fat Lip" by Sum 41
I wanna go and waste my time!
Makin' everyone sit around and waste their time!
I'm makin' everybody get in line!
To talk to me about their problems!
Dun nun nuh, Dun nun nuh uh, dun nun nuh, Dun nun nuh uh……..
(A/N: That was kinda stupid, I know, but that's how I feel about Gandalf. He makes everyone sit around and wait on him to tell them what to do and he takes forever! It's really annoying. )
My song for Gimli- "Everybody wants to rule the world" by I dunno
Nobody cares about what happens to me……
Author: (yells) That's exactly it!!! Nobody cares about you Gimli!!! It's all about Legolas!!!
Please R&R!! Don't forget to contribute songs!!!