SPONGEBOB RPG

Plankton, small but deadly. He sat on his thimble, full of rage. Thinking of his next plan of sinister evil. "The robot was a complete failure, might as well not try it for a fifth time. Maybe... no, that can't work... what if I... no, too wet... AHA! No, wait... nah... THINK I SAY! THINK!" Plankton picks up a book next to him and slams it against his head. "THINK YOU IDIOT, THINK!" He stops after several hours of head banging and notices the book as if for the first time. The book says the following:

THE POWERS OF DARK MAGIC FOR DUMMIES

By: Hensen B. Blargenflargen

Plankton opens the book and starts reading, "Summoning: Easy as 1, 2, 3...find a... whenever you..." he reads on. "With this power I can rule the entire ocean! Let's see now, a simple chant... ah, there we go, Hyragrono plitzer voild monjorva!" The chum bucket explodes into millions of peices. Plankton lets out a sinister laugh "It's showtime..."

"What do you want to do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"SPONGEBOB!!!! I know what I wanna do today..." Patrick replies, he points to a jellyfish "Let's catch the jellyfish and train it to breakdance!!!!!!"

"YEAH!" They both drew their jellyfish nets and chased the jellyfish. Before the pair could catch it, there was a loud CRACK. The two loook to the source, it was a large castle with lightning around it far off in the distance. At that moment Mr. Krabbs ran up to Spongebob and Patrick and told them that Plankton was taking over the ocean! Spongebob narrowed his eyes and said, "Very well then, let's go kick some microscopic organizm!"

Spongebob took some essencial rations such as cassette players and lampshades, and set off onto the horizon with his trusty partner Patrick and his employer Mr. Krabbs, to fight the sinister powers of (Bum bum bum...) PLANKTON!