Frodo Baggins of the Shire
By: Angua27
This next one was hard to decide what to do. It's supposed to be sung by some guys and Aldonza (Dulcinea) who is a prostitute. Somehow, I couldn't see putting Arwen in that position (stop thinking like that! You have bad minds!) so I changed it a bit and it actually makes sense! I can see it on Broadway already!
Song 2: They're all the Same (It's all the Same)
(scene: Picture in the movie when Gandalf and Elrond are talking. There's a courtyard behind them and this is where the Council is now. They are standing around the fountain in typical musical style. Somehow, they cannot hear either Gandalf or Elrond in the front, but they're able to make me happy by singing some parts. Yay! This is what they're singing:)
Elrond! Elrond!
We come for help! We come for help!
We come to Elrond for help!
(Elrond singing. He's answering Gandalf's comment about men being the ones to take over)
One age of men is like another
I don't know why or who's to blame
Each one's no better than his brother
They're all the same.
They're all the same.
Yes, I have learned that when pressure's on
They wish for fortune or for fame
Isildur had to put the ring on
They're all the same.
They're all the same.
So do not speak to me of men
I know they all
Grow old and die
We could give up before we start
They will fail
Like they did then
One age of men is like another
I don't know why or who's to blame
Each one's no better than his brother
They're all the same.
They're all the same.
Oh, I have seen too many kings
But they can't seem
To loose that ring
And I have said too many times
Throw that thing out
Or you'll be next
I do not like men and their brothers
I do not like the life they live
But I am me, I am Elrond
And help I give, I choose to give.
One age of men is like another
They're all the same
They're all the same (hits a really high note and Gandalf cringes)
(The Council [who have been dancing during this time])
ELROND!
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By: Angua27
This next one was hard to decide what to do. It's supposed to be sung by some guys and Aldonza (Dulcinea) who is a prostitute. Somehow, I couldn't see putting Arwen in that position (stop thinking like that! You have bad minds!) so I changed it a bit and it actually makes sense! I can see it on Broadway already!
Song 2: They're all the Same (It's all the Same)
(scene: Picture in the movie when Gandalf and Elrond are talking. There's a courtyard behind them and this is where the Council is now. They are standing around the fountain in typical musical style. Somehow, they cannot hear either Gandalf or Elrond in the front, but they're able to make me happy by singing some parts. Yay! This is what they're singing:)
Elrond! Elrond!
We come for help! We come for help!
We come to Elrond for help!
(Elrond singing. He's answering Gandalf's comment about men being the ones to take over)
One age of men is like another
I don't know why or who's to blame
Each one's no better than his brother
They're all the same.
They're all the same.
Yes, I have learned that when pressure's on
They wish for fortune or for fame
Isildur had to put the ring on
They're all the same.
They're all the same.
So do not speak to me of men
I know they all
Grow old and die
We could give up before we start
They will fail
Like they did then
One age of men is like another
I don't know why or who's to blame
Each one's no better than his brother
They're all the same.
They're all the same.
Oh, I have seen too many kings
But they can't seem
To loose that ring
And I have said too many times
Throw that thing out
Or you'll be next
I do not like men and their brothers
I do not like the life they live
But I am me, I am Elrond
And help I give, I choose to give.
One age of men is like another
They're all the same
They're all the same (hits a really high note and Gandalf cringes)
(The Council [who have been dancing during this time])
ELROND!
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