Oh Brother!
By: N-chan and C-chan
Chapter 6
Standard Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure these have to go on all of these chapters, but even if they don't they're here! You know I don't own any of this stuff…so please don't sue me! Now C-chan on the other hand…
C-chan: HEY!
N-chan: Just kidding! =^^=;;
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N-chan: And so, after a long time, another chapter has been typed by me! Gomen for the pathetic lack of updates, I just have so many things I'm typing and writing and a whole mess of other crap that always gets in the way! I'll try to update more!
Goku: OH MY GOD VEGETA! I HAVE….writer's block…..
Vegeta: Kakarot, I didn't know you even knew how to write!
Goku: I don't…
Goten: Oh Father, I'm so ashamed…
Gohan: HEY! That's my line!
Bura: Poor Father, always the last to know…
Older Goten: I like big butts and I cannot lie…
Older Trunks: But I don't have a big butt! I have a nice tight ass!
Older Goten: Oh yes, I know that Trunksie-kins!
Nuriko: No fair! You're not allowed to call people -kins!!
Everyone Else: *looks over at Nuriko and sweat drop*
Goten: Excuse me Sir, but why are you dressed as a girl?
Nuriko: I am NOT a Sir. I'm a girl! A REAL girl!
Gohan: What's that hamster doing in your pants!
Hotohori: He's having fun and so am I…
Goten: What's his name, mam?
Hotohori: *smiles happily* Tamahome! *in girly voice*
Nuriko: NO! Tama-kins is mine!! And why am I not in this fanfic anyways?
N-chan and C-chan: *sweat drop* Um, we didn't know who you were when we were writing this…
Nuriko: How could you not! I'm so cute and lovable!! *goes after N-chan and C-chan*
N-chan and C-chan: AHHHHH!!
Hotohori: *cuddling his hamster, Tamahome* Well, on with the fic! ^^ *in girly voice*
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Suddenly, the flap of Akane's tent opened to reveal Tira and Chocolat. "What's going on in-" Chocolat stopped speaking abruptly when her eyes fell on Ranma and Akane. "You!" Tira said, pointing at Ranma. "You're that evil sorcerer Saotome guy! I thought Akane took care of you!"
"What? Took care of…how many times do I gotta tell ya! I aien't a sorcerer!" Ranma said in an annoyed voice. "Yeah right, that's what they all say!" Chocolat said, going dominatrix. Tira followed suit. The dominatrix sisters went back to back and got ready to attack. Just then Marron came in, followed by a shirtless Gateau, who was grumbling. "What the hell is going on? Me an Marron were--not you again!" he yelled, noticing Ranma. Carrot stumbled in just then as well, having noticed all the commotion inside (he was stumbling because he had just been pitched somewhere by Ranko, obviously). "Hey wait, where did that Ranko chick go?" Carrot said, looking around. Everyone face faulted. "Leave it to my brother to think of that," Marron muttered. "That's not important right now, Darling. What's important right now is getting rid of this sorcerer once and for all!" Chocolat said. "Sorcerer…?" Carrot looked around again. Chocolat sighed and pointed at Ranma. "Oh, that guy…" Carrot said. "I aien't a sorcerer!!" Ranma yelled. But no one listened. They had already sprung into action. Chocolat lashed out with her garrote at Ranma's head, but he ducked and narrowly missed getting hit by it. It did, of course, slice a hole in the side of the tent, making a hole in it. Tira tried to get him with her whip, but he did a backhand spring, getting him out of danger, but causing Tira's whip to knock over the water heating device Akane had. The flame caused her sleeping bag to catch fire. Akane, who had been on the sleeping bag, screamed. "Akane!" Ranma yelled and jumped over, grabbing Akane and bolting through the hole in the tent, the Sorcerer Hunters on his heels.
Some twenty minutes later, the campsite was in ruins and the Sorcerer Hunters were searching for Ranma and Akane. They had lost sight of them in the darkness. Little did they know, Ranma and Akane were hiding in a tree, close to what used to be their campsite. "Are you okay?" Ranma asked Akane, who was still ion her pajamas, hugging her legs to her chest, leaning against the tree trunk. "Fine. What do you care anyway?" Akane snapped venomously. Ranma hmphed and turned his back. "I was jus wonderin, jeez Akane," Ranma grumbled. "Well I don't need you anyway. I could have saved myself just - wha!" Akane fell off the branch, cutting off her sentence. Ranma dove forward and grabbed her hand. "What were you saying about not needing my help?" Ranma said in a cocky voice. "Oh shut up and help me up already!" Akane growled, kicking her legs. Ranma helped her up. "Thanks," she muttered, sitting back against the tree trunk.
Meanwhile, down below:
"Where did that sorcerer take Akane?" muttered Tira, looking around. "I dunno, Tira. It seems like they just disappeared," Chocolat said, looking around as well. "Well we have to find them and get rid of that sorcerer."
"Yeah I know. And I hope we find him and kill him soon. I wanna go home!" Chocolat whined. "I know what you mean, sis," Tira said.
Meanwhile, back in the tree:
Ranma was looking off towards the horizon, where the first rays of dawn were showing. "Man, I hardly got any sleep!" Ranma said in annoyance and yawned. Then he shuddered. 'That guy came way too close for comfort to kissing me, and who knows what a diseased guy like that woulda tried after that,' Ranma thought. With a sigh, he shifted his weight, moving the thick branch slightly. He glanced over at Akane, making sure she didn't fall, only to see that she was sleeping peacefully, a leaning back against the tree trunk. A slight smile appeared on Ranma's face upon seeing this, and then he settled into a comfortable position. He fell asleep shortly, still with that slight smile on his face.
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Ranma: Oh my GOD! Why the hell am I acting so…affectionate?? Ewww!! Its so…girl-like!
Nuriko: Man, you really sound like a girl…hey, do you by any chance know where I can find some of that Jusenkyo water? Please? I'll pay you! I need some of that water from spring of drowned girl!
Ranma: Aren't you already a girl?
Nuriko: *sweatdrop* Of course I am! It's for my…friend! *pulls Hotohori in…still holding his hamster*
Hotohori: Do you need help? Do you have a chronic fear of bologna? Are you afraid of black dogs? Do you scream sometime anyone says the name V-
Harry: AHHH! Don't say that name!!!
Zaha: But I love my V-
Goku: NO! Vegeta's mine!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Hotohori: I was going to say Venus!
All Sailor Senshi: AHHH!!
Duo: Why aren't we in here yet!!! Its beginning to piss me off!
Heero: *whispers to Duo*
Duo: Yeah, me too Hee-chan.
Hotohori: Um? Excuse me? Who are you two?
Duo: Look! Even that overly feminine dude doesn't know who we are! We need to come in!
Carrot: Do I get any hot guys in this? I mean CHICKS! CHICKS!!
Chicken: Bawk?
C-chan: Oh my, and I didn't even get to ask them if they enjoyed this yet! No fair! Its my turn! *whines*
Nuriko: Anyways, we all hope you enjoyed this!
N-chan: *pushes Nuriko down* Hey! That's what I'M supposed to say!
C-chan: No! It was MY turn!!!
*Everyone continues arguing and the lights slowly fade out….yeah…that's it….*
By: N-chan and C-chan
Chapter 6
Standard Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure these have to go on all of these chapters, but even if they don't they're here! You know I don't own any of this stuff…so please don't sue me! Now C-chan on the other hand…
C-chan: HEY!
N-chan: Just kidding! =^^=;;
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N-chan: And so, after a long time, another chapter has been typed by me! Gomen for the pathetic lack of updates, I just have so many things I'm typing and writing and a whole mess of other crap that always gets in the way! I'll try to update more!
Goku: OH MY GOD VEGETA! I HAVE….writer's block…..
Vegeta: Kakarot, I didn't know you even knew how to write!
Goku: I don't…
Goten: Oh Father, I'm so ashamed…
Gohan: HEY! That's my line!
Bura: Poor Father, always the last to know…
Older Goten: I like big butts and I cannot lie…
Older Trunks: But I don't have a big butt! I have a nice tight ass!
Older Goten: Oh yes, I know that Trunksie-kins!
Nuriko: No fair! You're not allowed to call people -kins!!
Everyone Else: *looks over at Nuriko and sweat drop*
Goten: Excuse me Sir, but why are you dressed as a girl?
Nuriko: I am NOT a Sir. I'm a girl! A REAL girl!
Gohan: What's that hamster doing in your pants!
Hotohori: He's having fun and so am I…
Goten: What's his name, mam?
Hotohori: *smiles happily* Tamahome! *in girly voice*
Nuriko: NO! Tama-kins is mine!! And why am I not in this fanfic anyways?
N-chan and C-chan: *sweat drop* Um, we didn't know who you were when we were writing this…
Nuriko: How could you not! I'm so cute and lovable!! *goes after N-chan and C-chan*
N-chan and C-chan: AHHHHH!!
Hotohori: *cuddling his hamster, Tamahome* Well, on with the fic! ^^ *in girly voice*
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Suddenly, the flap of Akane's tent opened to reveal Tira and Chocolat. "What's going on in-" Chocolat stopped speaking abruptly when her eyes fell on Ranma and Akane. "You!" Tira said, pointing at Ranma. "You're that evil sorcerer Saotome guy! I thought Akane took care of you!"
"What? Took care of…how many times do I gotta tell ya! I aien't a sorcerer!" Ranma said in an annoyed voice. "Yeah right, that's what they all say!" Chocolat said, going dominatrix. Tira followed suit. The dominatrix sisters went back to back and got ready to attack. Just then Marron came in, followed by a shirtless Gateau, who was grumbling. "What the hell is going on? Me an Marron were--not you again!" he yelled, noticing Ranma. Carrot stumbled in just then as well, having noticed all the commotion inside (he was stumbling because he had just been pitched somewhere by Ranko, obviously). "Hey wait, where did that Ranko chick go?" Carrot said, looking around. Everyone face faulted. "Leave it to my brother to think of that," Marron muttered. "That's not important right now, Darling. What's important right now is getting rid of this sorcerer once and for all!" Chocolat said. "Sorcerer…?" Carrot looked around again. Chocolat sighed and pointed at Ranma. "Oh, that guy…" Carrot said. "I aien't a sorcerer!!" Ranma yelled. But no one listened. They had already sprung into action. Chocolat lashed out with her garrote at Ranma's head, but he ducked and narrowly missed getting hit by it. It did, of course, slice a hole in the side of the tent, making a hole in it. Tira tried to get him with her whip, but he did a backhand spring, getting him out of danger, but causing Tira's whip to knock over the water heating device Akane had. The flame caused her sleeping bag to catch fire. Akane, who had been on the sleeping bag, screamed. "Akane!" Ranma yelled and jumped over, grabbing Akane and bolting through the hole in the tent, the Sorcerer Hunters on his heels.
Some twenty minutes later, the campsite was in ruins and the Sorcerer Hunters were searching for Ranma and Akane. They had lost sight of them in the darkness. Little did they know, Ranma and Akane were hiding in a tree, close to what used to be their campsite. "Are you okay?" Ranma asked Akane, who was still ion her pajamas, hugging her legs to her chest, leaning against the tree trunk. "Fine. What do you care anyway?" Akane snapped venomously. Ranma hmphed and turned his back. "I was jus wonderin, jeez Akane," Ranma grumbled. "Well I don't need you anyway. I could have saved myself just - wha!" Akane fell off the branch, cutting off her sentence. Ranma dove forward and grabbed her hand. "What were you saying about not needing my help?" Ranma said in a cocky voice. "Oh shut up and help me up already!" Akane growled, kicking her legs. Ranma helped her up. "Thanks," she muttered, sitting back against the tree trunk.
Meanwhile, down below:
"Where did that sorcerer take Akane?" muttered Tira, looking around. "I dunno, Tira. It seems like they just disappeared," Chocolat said, looking around as well. "Well we have to find them and get rid of that sorcerer."
"Yeah I know. And I hope we find him and kill him soon. I wanna go home!" Chocolat whined. "I know what you mean, sis," Tira said.
Meanwhile, back in the tree:
Ranma was looking off towards the horizon, where the first rays of dawn were showing. "Man, I hardly got any sleep!" Ranma said in annoyance and yawned. Then he shuddered. 'That guy came way too close for comfort to kissing me, and who knows what a diseased guy like that woulda tried after that,' Ranma thought. With a sigh, he shifted his weight, moving the thick branch slightly. He glanced over at Akane, making sure she didn't fall, only to see that she was sleeping peacefully, a leaning back against the tree trunk. A slight smile appeared on Ranma's face upon seeing this, and then he settled into a comfortable position. He fell asleep shortly, still with that slight smile on his face.
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Ranma: Oh my GOD! Why the hell am I acting so…affectionate?? Ewww!! Its so…girl-like!
Nuriko: Man, you really sound like a girl…hey, do you by any chance know where I can find some of that Jusenkyo water? Please? I'll pay you! I need some of that water from spring of drowned girl!
Ranma: Aren't you already a girl?
Nuriko: *sweatdrop* Of course I am! It's for my…friend! *pulls Hotohori in…still holding his hamster*
Hotohori: Do you need help? Do you have a chronic fear of bologna? Are you afraid of black dogs? Do you scream sometime anyone says the name V-
Harry: AHHH! Don't say that name!!!
Zaha: But I love my V-
Goku: NO! Vegeta's mine!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Hotohori: I was going to say Venus!
All Sailor Senshi: AHHH!!
Duo: Why aren't we in here yet!!! Its beginning to piss me off!
Heero: *whispers to Duo*
Duo: Yeah, me too Hee-chan.
Hotohori: Um? Excuse me? Who are you two?
Duo: Look! Even that overly feminine dude doesn't know who we are! We need to come in!
Carrot: Do I get any hot guys in this? I mean CHICKS! CHICKS!!
Chicken: Bawk?
C-chan: Oh my, and I didn't even get to ask them if they enjoyed this yet! No fair! Its my turn! *whines*
Nuriko: Anyways, we all hope you enjoyed this!
N-chan: *pushes Nuriko down* Hey! That's what I'M supposed to say!
C-chan: No! It was MY turn!!!
*Everyone continues arguing and the lights slowly fade out….yeah…that's it….*