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A/N: More random bits of insanity. Arda has lost his mind.
Saiyajin Tales: A Parody of vegetables.
Scene: a blank white expanse. Off camera, voices are heard.
Vegeta: No! I will not wear that, Kakarott!
Goku: Oh, come on, Vegeta! it's for Bura!
Vegeta: (sighs) Oh, all right. But you owe me, baka!
Goku is seen hopping out into the white stage, wearing a cucumber costume, his legs, head, and arms sticking out. He is carrying a tuba.
Goku: (Waves, then begins to play)
Vegeta hops out onto stage, wearing a tomato costume, his hair sticking out the top, legs out the bottom, and face visible in front.
Vegeta: (singing in a drab, tuneless voice) If you'd like to talk to a saiyajin, if a namek can make you smile, if you'd like to waltz with a changeling, up and...... (stops singing)
All right, that's it! I refuse to be a part of this anymore!!
Vegeta pulls the tomato costume off his head and stomps off stage. After a slight pause, Goku picks up the tomato costume.
Goku: (mimicking Vegeta's voice) Have we got a show for you!
The entire DBZ/GT cast, including villains, rushes out and forms a kick line, singing.
All Cast: Saiyajin Taaaaaales, Saiyajin Taaaaales, Saiyajin Taaaaaales, SaiyajinTa....
Vegeta: No STOP IT!!! FINAL FLASH!!!!
BOOM!!
Jerry Springer, part 2:
Jerry: "Okay, if you just joined us, today's topic is 'My Little Brother's Best Friend's Mother's Ex-Boyfriend Is Trying To Have Sex With Me'. today, we have with us Son Gohan." Under his breath Jerry mutters "Let's hope the audience lives through this one."
Gohan: Hi, Jerry.
Jerry: Hi. Gohan. So, why don't you tell us why you're here today.
Gohan: Well, it's like this. A guy I know named Yamucha has been following me. Everywhere I go, he's there, and he stares at me. and the worst part is, he's dressed in women's undergarments!
Audience: BOOOO!!!!
Gohan: And a few times, he's even sent me letters and notes, telling me to meet him for some 'private time'.
Audience: BOOOOO!!!
Jerry: Well, Gohan, have you told anyone about this?
Gohan: No Jerry, and it's only because I don't want Yamucha to end up in jail. I mean, I'm eleven years old! But it's really starting to get to me.
Jerry: Well, we have a surprise for you, Gohan. We just happen to have Yamucha backstage.
Gohan look around at the door from the backstage area.
Jerry: All right, so let's bring out Yamucha!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yamucha: (wearing a tube top, black panties, a garter belt, pink stockings, and a feather boa) Yeah, boo me all you want. You don't know me! (He sits next to Gohan, crossing his legs and giving the young saiyajin THE EYE)
Gohan: AHH!!! (gets up and moves to another chair.)
Jerry: Hello, Yamucha. Why don't you tell us why you want Gohan to bed with you.
Yamucha: Well, I've always wanted an innocent young boy to play with.
Suddenly a red glow begins to come from back stage.
Jerry: uhhh, Gohan, is that what I think it is?
Gohan: Well, I did bring my mother with me....
back at the Son house.....
Goku: hey, Vegeta!
Vegeta: (emerging from kitchen) What is it, Kakarott?
Goku: That lady that looks like ChiChi is back on Jerry Springer, except this time she's beating on this guy that looks like Yamucha in drag!!
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Well, that didn't make any sense at all. Review ppl!
Ja ne!
Arda the Vampyre
A/N: More random bits of insanity. Arda has lost his mind.
Saiyajin Tales: A Parody of vegetables.
Scene: a blank white expanse. Off camera, voices are heard.
Vegeta: No! I will not wear that, Kakarott!
Goku: Oh, come on, Vegeta! it's for Bura!
Vegeta: (sighs) Oh, all right. But you owe me, baka!
Goku is seen hopping out into the white stage, wearing a cucumber costume, his legs, head, and arms sticking out. He is carrying a tuba.
Goku: (Waves, then begins to play)
Vegeta hops out onto stage, wearing a tomato costume, his hair sticking out the top, legs out the bottom, and face visible in front.
Vegeta: (singing in a drab, tuneless voice) If you'd like to talk to a saiyajin, if a namek can make you smile, if you'd like to waltz with a changeling, up and...... (stops singing)
All right, that's it! I refuse to be a part of this anymore!!
Vegeta pulls the tomato costume off his head and stomps off stage. After a slight pause, Goku picks up the tomato costume.
Goku: (mimicking Vegeta's voice) Have we got a show for you!
The entire DBZ/GT cast, including villains, rushes out and forms a kick line, singing.
All Cast: Saiyajin Taaaaaales, Saiyajin Taaaaales, Saiyajin Taaaaaales, SaiyajinTa....
Vegeta: No STOP IT!!! FINAL FLASH!!!!
BOOM!!
Jerry Springer, part 2:
Jerry: "Okay, if you just joined us, today's topic is 'My Little Brother's Best Friend's Mother's Ex-Boyfriend Is Trying To Have Sex With Me'. today, we have with us Son Gohan." Under his breath Jerry mutters "Let's hope the audience lives through this one."
Gohan: Hi, Jerry.
Jerry: Hi. Gohan. So, why don't you tell us why you're here today.
Gohan: Well, it's like this. A guy I know named Yamucha has been following me. Everywhere I go, he's there, and he stares at me. and the worst part is, he's dressed in women's undergarments!
Audience: BOOOO!!!!
Gohan: And a few times, he's even sent me letters and notes, telling me to meet him for some 'private time'.
Audience: BOOOOO!!!
Jerry: Well, Gohan, have you told anyone about this?
Gohan: No Jerry, and it's only because I don't want Yamucha to end up in jail. I mean, I'm eleven years old! But it's really starting to get to me.
Jerry: Well, we have a surprise for you, Gohan. We just happen to have Yamucha backstage.
Gohan look around at the door from the backstage area.
Jerry: All right, so let's bring out Yamucha!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yamucha: (wearing a tube top, black panties, a garter belt, pink stockings, and a feather boa) Yeah, boo me all you want. You don't know me! (He sits next to Gohan, crossing his legs and giving the young saiyajin THE EYE)
Gohan: AHH!!! (gets up and moves to another chair.)
Jerry: Hello, Yamucha. Why don't you tell us why you want Gohan to bed with you.
Yamucha: Well, I've always wanted an innocent young boy to play with.
Suddenly a red glow begins to come from back stage.
Jerry: uhhh, Gohan, is that what I think it is?
Gohan: Well, I did bring my mother with me....
back at the Son house.....
Goku: hey, Vegeta!
Vegeta: (emerging from kitchen) What is it, Kakarott?
Goku: That lady that looks like ChiChi is back on Jerry Springer, except this time she's beating on this guy that looks like Yamucha in drag!!
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Well, that didn't make any sense at all. Review ppl!
Ja ne!
Arda the Vampyre