Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, you silly sod.
The Lab:
"Vegeta, I really don't think we should go in there." Goku said as he hesitated at the door to Bulma's lab. "Bulma told us not to. She was gonna test the new time thingy."
Vegeta continued to sneak into the lab. "Oh, please, Kakarott. Do you really think I would listen to anything that woman tells me to do?" he looked back over his shoulder. "Besides, your not a chicken, are you?"
Goku didn't want to be a chicken. He followed Vegeta into the lab.
Suddenly Vegeta stopped short. "Do you hear something, Kakarott?"
Goku held one hand to his ear. "Yeah, it sounds like moaning."
Vegeta could only think of one reason that there would be moaning in Bulma's lab when she told him to stay out. And very quickly he went from being curious to being mad.
"I am going to find out what that noise is!" Vegeta yelled, and stormed into the side room, where the noise had come from.
Inside, he and Goku saw a shocking sight. On the table sat Bulma, completely naked. And on top of her sat....
Master Roshi's turtle.
To be continued.....
Jerry Springer: Conclusion:
Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!....
Jerry: Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Jerry Springer show. If you're just joining us, tonight's topic is, 'I Killed Cell, and My Girlfriend's Father Took All The Credit'. For our first guest tonight, let's bring out Son Gohan!
Audience cheers the familiar guest as Gohan (Cell Games age) walks onstage.
Gohan: Hi, Jerry.
(A/N: I know Gohan and Videl did not even know each other after the cell games, but this is my fic, so I get to do what I want.)
Jerry: So, Gohan, why don't you tell us why you're here?
Gohan: Well, Jerry, I beat this evil guy named Cell. It took nearly everything I had. He even killed my dad!
Jerry: Wow. Bummer.
Gohan: Yeah. After that, I met this really cute girl that I liked a lot. But the problem was, her father took the credit for beating Cell. And she wouldn't believe a bad word about him!
Jerry: Wow, pretty tough, Gohan. So, where are this girl and her father now?
Gohan(shrugs): I dunno. Home, I guess.
Jerry: Well, we have a surprise for you Gohan. Because right backstage, we have the man himself, Mister Satan! Let's bring him out!
The crowd lets out a flooring burst of boos as Mr. Satan jumps onstage, does a series of poses, and sits down.
Mr. Satan: Hiya, Jerry!
Jerry: Hello, Mr. Satan. Do you know why we brought you here today?
Mr. Satan(looking modest): Well, I expect you want to ask me about beating Cell...
Jerry: Ironically, Mr. Satan, that's exactly right, but probably not in the way you think. Because we have here a young man who claims that HE defeated Cell.
Mr. Satan(noticing Gohan for the first time, and becoming very afraid):Oh. kid. Well, I, uhh....
Suddenly a red light is seen coming from backstage.
Jerry(nervously): Gohan, you didn't bring your mom with you this time, did you?
Gohan(smiling innocently): Oh, no. I brought Videl this time.
At the Son house.....
Vegeta: Kakarott, look at this!
Goku: What is it, Vegeta?
Vegeta(doing a hand stand): I can stand on my hands!
Goku: Oh. Cool.
Vegeta's New Attack:
Goku sat in front of his house in a lawn chair, trying to get some sun. He was just getting ready to turn over and tan his back when Vegeta walked up.
"Hey, Veggie!" Goku said. "Hey, how come you've got a fish?"
Vegeta was indeed carrying a nearly six foot fish over one shoulder.
"Today, I will defeat you!" Vegeta yelled. "You will fell the power of the new attack I have developed!"
Goku sighed. "Not this again."
Vegeta held the fish up like a club.
"FINAL FISH!!" he screamed, and hit Goku with the fish.
Then he walked away.
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I won't be writing any more Jerry Springer, for the sole reason that I'm getting tired of writing them, and you guys must be tired of reading them. Stick around for more of though!
Ja ne!
Arda the Vampyre
The Lab:
"Vegeta, I really don't think we should go in there." Goku said as he hesitated at the door to Bulma's lab. "Bulma told us not to. She was gonna test the new time thingy."
Vegeta continued to sneak into the lab. "Oh, please, Kakarott. Do you really think I would listen to anything that woman tells me to do?" he looked back over his shoulder. "Besides, your not a chicken, are you?"
Goku didn't want to be a chicken. He followed Vegeta into the lab.
Suddenly Vegeta stopped short. "Do you hear something, Kakarott?"
Goku held one hand to his ear. "Yeah, it sounds like moaning."
Vegeta could only think of one reason that there would be moaning in Bulma's lab when she told him to stay out. And very quickly he went from being curious to being mad.
"I am going to find out what that noise is!" Vegeta yelled, and stormed into the side room, where the noise had come from.
Inside, he and Goku saw a shocking sight. On the table sat Bulma, completely naked. And on top of her sat....
Master Roshi's turtle.
To be continued.....
Jerry Springer: Conclusion:
Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!....
Jerry: Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Jerry Springer show. If you're just joining us, tonight's topic is, 'I Killed Cell, and My Girlfriend's Father Took All The Credit'. For our first guest tonight, let's bring out Son Gohan!
Audience cheers the familiar guest as Gohan (Cell Games age) walks onstage.
Gohan: Hi, Jerry.
(A/N: I know Gohan and Videl did not even know each other after the cell games, but this is my fic, so I get to do what I want.)
Jerry: So, Gohan, why don't you tell us why you're here?
Gohan: Well, Jerry, I beat this evil guy named Cell. It took nearly everything I had. He even killed my dad!
Jerry: Wow. Bummer.
Gohan: Yeah. After that, I met this really cute girl that I liked a lot. But the problem was, her father took the credit for beating Cell. And she wouldn't believe a bad word about him!
Jerry: Wow, pretty tough, Gohan. So, where are this girl and her father now?
Gohan(shrugs): I dunno. Home, I guess.
Jerry: Well, we have a surprise for you Gohan. Because right backstage, we have the man himself, Mister Satan! Let's bring him out!
The crowd lets out a flooring burst of boos as Mr. Satan jumps onstage, does a series of poses, and sits down.
Mr. Satan: Hiya, Jerry!
Jerry: Hello, Mr. Satan. Do you know why we brought you here today?
Mr. Satan(looking modest): Well, I expect you want to ask me about beating Cell...
Jerry: Ironically, Mr. Satan, that's exactly right, but probably not in the way you think. Because we have here a young man who claims that HE defeated Cell.
Mr. Satan(noticing Gohan for the first time, and becoming very afraid):Oh. kid. Well, I, uhh....
Suddenly a red light is seen coming from backstage.
Jerry(nervously): Gohan, you didn't bring your mom with you this time, did you?
Gohan(smiling innocently): Oh, no. I brought Videl this time.
At the Son house.....
Vegeta: Kakarott, look at this!
Goku: What is it, Vegeta?
Vegeta(doing a hand stand): I can stand on my hands!
Goku: Oh. Cool.
Vegeta's New Attack:
Goku sat in front of his house in a lawn chair, trying to get some sun. He was just getting ready to turn over and tan his back when Vegeta walked up.
"Hey, Veggie!" Goku said. "Hey, how come you've got a fish?"
Vegeta was indeed carrying a nearly six foot fish over one shoulder.
"Today, I will defeat you!" Vegeta yelled. "You will fell the power of the new attack I have developed!"
Goku sighed. "Not this again."
Vegeta held the fish up like a club.
"FINAL FISH!!" he screamed, and hit Goku with the fish.
Then he walked away.
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I won't be writing any more Jerry Springer, for the sole reason that I'm getting tired of writing them, and you guys must be tired of reading them. Stick around for more of though!
Ja ne!
Arda the Vampyre