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A/N: Well, after not updating this fic for about ten years, I suppose I could give it some attention. I have been taking a bit of time off of my humor fics in favor of more serious stories. But. I find I miss writing about the z senshi stoned, so I will now continue!
PS: Special thanks to Chibi Mirai Gogeta and B-Chan the Psycho Saiyan Sorceress for their constant reviewing of my more serious fics, Morgoth the Demon and The Dark Half. You guys rule!
Last time on the Marijuana Chronicles, Bulma was hosting a dinner party, the stoner androids accidentally lost their pot cookies, and the z senshi's families and friends are now munching them. Goten, Trunks, Bura, Pan, and Marron are going to play truth or dare, ChiChi and Bulma are going to have their husbands act out the civil war, and Mr. Satan was oogling Yamucha in women's underwear.
"Wow, Vegeta. this tobacco is really good stuff." Goku said.
"Yes, indeed." Vegeta said. He passed a lit pipe to Goku.
"I wonder what our wives are doing now?" Goku said.
"Probably eating."
Goku nodded. Vegeta nodded. Then they both burst out laughing.
"I am beginning to understand why humans like to smoke tobacco so much." Vegeta said, staring at the ceiling. He and Goku were sitting on a couch in the capsule corp.'s rec. room. Everyone else was currently on the other side of the building.
Suddenly Goku shook Vegeta's shoulder. "Hey, Veggie! I think someone just walked past the window!"
Vegeta stood up. "What? Someone would dare disturb my home! I will destroy them!"
Goku opened the window and they both climbed out quietly. Two shadowy figures were standing only a few feet away. The saiyajin jumped and tackled them.
"Where are those costumes!?" Bulma yelled in exasperation. She and ChiChi were deep into the capsule corp. basement, so far down that even Bulma had only been there once or twice.
"You're just pretending not to find them." ChiChi said. She was going to continue, but she forgot what she had been saying.
"Oh, well. Let's go back upstairs and get some more of those cookies!" Bulma said.
ChiChi nodded. She was feeling very tired....
Bulma held the flashlight (the basement was completely dark) and looked around the immense basement that ran the whole length and width of the building.
"Uhh.... ChiChi?" Bulma said hesitantly.
"Hmmm?" ChiChi sat down on the ground.
"Do you know where we are? Which way did we come from?"
ChiChi shrugged.
Bulma struggled to make herself think. Had they come from the left? Everything seemed kind of blurry.... she couldn't focus her eyes.
"Have a seat." ChiChi said in the middle of a yawn. "The floor feels very soft."
Bulma looked down. "ChiChi, it's concrete." But she sat down anyway.
In a second they were both asleep.
"Okay, my turn." Marron said in a slurred voice. They had all moved up to Trunks' room. Marron and Goten were sitting against the wall on the bed, Bura and Pan sat on bean bags, and Trunks sat in an easy chair.
"I pick..... Goten!" Marron said. "Truth or dare?"
Goten seemed to think very hard.
"Uhh.... truth!"
"Okay..... umm..." Marron rested her head in her hand and thought. "Uh, do you have a secret crush on Trunks?"
She had hoped he would freak out, but he only shook his head. "Nope. Okay, so it's my turn. I pick.... Trunks!"
Trunks had been staring at the pattern of the carpet, and hearing his name, he jerked his head up. "What?"
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare." Trunks said confidently.
"Okay...." Goten sat in thought. "I dare you too......"
He scratched his head. Then his eyes lit up. "I know! I dare you to go downstairs and tell my mom that Gohan is an idiot!"
Trunks' eyes grew wide. "She'll kill me, Goten!"
Goten smiled. "I know."
Trunks reluctantly got up and began to walk downstairs. The others followed him.
When he got to the room that everyone was in, they saw something very funny...
Krillin was on the table with android Eighteen. They were both stark naked except for towels around their waists and heads. They were doing the lambada.
"Oh my KAMI!!!" Marron yelled out and bolted back up the stairs. The others followed a second later. They went into Trunks' room and locked the door.
"Did I...." Goten gulped as they all sat beck down in their former positions, "Did I just see.... what I think I saw?"
Pan nodded.
Trunks snickered.
"What's so funny?!" Marron yelled.
"I saw your mom's boobs." Trunks laughed.
Marron scowled at him. "Oh, shut up."
Goten shook his head back and forth. "All that excitement has just killed my buzz." He said. "Got any spare weed, Trunks?"
Trunks smiled. "Right in the ol' secret spot!" he said, reaching under his matress. He produced a bag about the size of a pack of cigarettes. "Just enough to get us all high again!"
from under his bed, he pulled the bong they ha been using earlier. It was about a foot high and had two chambers. It was a clear green, and said 'The Monster' on the side.
"The Monster!!" Goten yelled out, slapping Trunks a high five.
"Just the right bong for the occasion." Trunks said. He looked around his room and found a bottle of Mt. Dew on the desk. He poured some into the first chamber, then the second chamber. He packed the bowl and lit up.
Soon sickly sweet smoke filled the room and began to drift down the hallway.
"Hey, man, what gives!!!" android Cheech screamed as Vegeta tackled him.
"Really, man. You shouldn't sneak up on people." Android Chong said. Goku and Vegeta let them go and stood up.
"Hey, man, we wasn't trying to cause no trouble or nothin." Android Chong said. "We just wanted to find our cookies we lost earlier. Hey man, is that grass!?" he said, pointing to the joint in Goku's hand.
Goku shook his head. "It's tobacco."
Chong knew what he smelled, however. "Can I have a hit, man?"
Goku shrugged and handed the joint to Chong.
This story is getting more and more pointless as it goes on, so let's just skip to the next morning...
Trunks woke up in bed with Pan.
Goten woke up in bed with Marron.
Bura woke up in bed with Bingo, Krillin's dog.
ChiChi and Bulma woke up in the basement.
Krillin and Eighteen woke up in jail.
Gohan and Videl woke up in a Dillards department store.
Goku and Vegeta stayed up all night smoking 'tobacco' with androids Cheech and Chong.
And Yamucha woke up with Mr. Satan.
================================ O ============================
That will be the last chapter of this story, barring miracles. I have completely run out of inspiration for this storyline. I may make more in the future, but I really doubt it. Thanks to everyone who reviewed!
Ja ne!
Arda the Vampyre
A/N: Well, after not updating this fic for about ten years, I suppose I could give it some attention. I have been taking a bit of time off of my humor fics in favor of more serious stories. But. I find I miss writing about the z senshi stoned, so I will now continue!
PS: Special thanks to Chibi Mirai Gogeta and B-Chan the Psycho Saiyan Sorceress for their constant reviewing of my more serious fics, Morgoth the Demon and The Dark Half. You guys rule!
Last time on the Marijuana Chronicles, Bulma was hosting a dinner party, the stoner androids accidentally lost their pot cookies, and the z senshi's families and friends are now munching them. Goten, Trunks, Bura, Pan, and Marron are going to play truth or dare, ChiChi and Bulma are going to have their husbands act out the civil war, and Mr. Satan was oogling Yamucha in women's underwear.
"Wow, Vegeta. this tobacco is really good stuff." Goku said.
"Yes, indeed." Vegeta said. He passed a lit pipe to Goku.
"I wonder what our wives are doing now?" Goku said.
"Probably eating."
Goku nodded. Vegeta nodded. Then they both burst out laughing.
"I am beginning to understand why humans like to smoke tobacco so much." Vegeta said, staring at the ceiling. He and Goku were sitting on a couch in the capsule corp.'s rec. room. Everyone else was currently on the other side of the building.
Suddenly Goku shook Vegeta's shoulder. "Hey, Veggie! I think someone just walked past the window!"
Vegeta stood up. "What? Someone would dare disturb my home! I will destroy them!"
Goku opened the window and they both climbed out quietly. Two shadowy figures were standing only a few feet away. The saiyajin jumped and tackled them.
"Where are those costumes!?" Bulma yelled in exasperation. She and ChiChi were deep into the capsule corp. basement, so far down that even Bulma had only been there once or twice.
"You're just pretending not to find them." ChiChi said. She was going to continue, but she forgot what she had been saying.
"Oh, well. Let's go back upstairs and get some more of those cookies!" Bulma said.
ChiChi nodded. She was feeling very tired....
Bulma held the flashlight (the basement was completely dark) and looked around the immense basement that ran the whole length and width of the building.
"Uhh.... ChiChi?" Bulma said hesitantly.
"Hmmm?" ChiChi sat down on the ground.
"Do you know where we are? Which way did we come from?"
ChiChi shrugged.
Bulma struggled to make herself think. Had they come from the left? Everything seemed kind of blurry.... she couldn't focus her eyes.
"Have a seat." ChiChi said in the middle of a yawn. "The floor feels very soft."
Bulma looked down. "ChiChi, it's concrete." But she sat down anyway.
In a second they were both asleep.
"Okay, my turn." Marron said in a slurred voice. They had all moved up to Trunks' room. Marron and Goten were sitting against the wall on the bed, Bura and Pan sat on bean bags, and Trunks sat in an easy chair.
"I pick..... Goten!" Marron said. "Truth or dare?"
Goten seemed to think very hard.
"Uhh.... truth!"
"Okay..... umm..." Marron rested her head in her hand and thought. "Uh, do you have a secret crush on Trunks?"
She had hoped he would freak out, but he only shook his head. "Nope. Okay, so it's my turn. I pick.... Trunks!"
Trunks had been staring at the pattern of the carpet, and hearing his name, he jerked his head up. "What?"
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare." Trunks said confidently.
"Okay...." Goten sat in thought. "I dare you too......"
He scratched his head. Then his eyes lit up. "I know! I dare you to go downstairs and tell my mom that Gohan is an idiot!"
Trunks' eyes grew wide. "She'll kill me, Goten!"
Goten smiled. "I know."
Trunks reluctantly got up and began to walk downstairs. The others followed him.
When he got to the room that everyone was in, they saw something very funny...
Krillin was on the table with android Eighteen. They were both stark naked except for towels around their waists and heads. They were doing the lambada.
"Oh my KAMI!!!" Marron yelled out and bolted back up the stairs. The others followed a second later. They went into Trunks' room and locked the door.
"Did I...." Goten gulped as they all sat beck down in their former positions, "Did I just see.... what I think I saw?"
Pan nodded.
Trunks snickered.
"What's so funny?!" Marron yelled.
"I saw your mom's boobs." Trunks laughed.
Marron scowled at him. "Oh, shut up."
Goten shook his head back and forth. "All that excitement has just killed my buzz." He said. "Got any spare weed, Trunks?"
Trunks smiled. "Right in the ol' secret spot!" he said, reaching under his matress. He produced a bag about the size of a pack of cigarettes. "Just enough to get us all high again!"
from under his bed, he pulled the bong they ha been using earlier. It was about a foot high and had two chambers. It was a clear green, and said 'The Monster' on the side.
"The Monster!!" Goten yelled out, slapping Trunks a high five.
"Just the right bong for the occasion." Trunks said. He looked around his room and found a bottle of Mt. Dew on the desk. He poured some into the first chamber, then the second chamber. He packed the bowl and lit up.
Soon sickly sweet smoke filled the room and began to drift down the hallway.
"Hey, man, what gives!!!" android Cheech screamed as Vegeta tackled him.
"Really, man. You shouldn't sneak up on people." Android Chong said. Goku and Vegeta let them go and stood up.
"Hey, man, we wasn't trying to cause no trouble or nothin." Android Chong said. "We just wanted to find our cookies we lost earlier. Hey man, is that grass!?" he said, pointing to the joint in Goku's hand.
Goku shook his head. "It's tobacco."
Chong knew what he smelled, however. "Can I have a hit, man?"
Goku shrugged and handed the joint to Chong.
This story is getting more and more pointless as it goes on, so let's just skip to the next morning...
Trunks woke up in bed with Pan.
Goten woke up in bed with Marron.
Bura woke up in bed with Bingo, Krillin's dog.
ChiChi and Bulma woke up in the basement.
Krillin and Eighteen woke up in jail.
Gohan and Videl woke up in a Dillards department store.
Goku and Vegeta stayed up all night smoking 'tobacco' with androids Cheech and Chong.
And Yamucha woke up with Mr. Satan.
================================ O ============================
That will be the last chapter of this story, barring miracles. I have completely run out of inspiration for this storyline. I may make more in the future, but I really doubt it. Thanks to everyone who reviewed!
Ja ne!
Arda the Vampyre