I am so sorry that I haven't updated in a million years! But the teachers are trying to kill me with work! I SWEAR! (Ytara: hmph. Excuses, excuses. Phantom's Echo: quiet, you!) so here's the story, I hope you're all still with me even though I've been a horrible, evil, despicable being???good!

Sessho-sama meets a girl (not rin)

Cursing, Inu Yasha peeled himself off the ground. "Wench. What was that for?"

"I saw you with that sword! I told you, you try anything on Lynomi and you feel the wrath of my sits!" She stuck her tongue out, trying not to look at the smirk on Lynomi's face and the oh-wow-I-wish-I-could-do-that-because-then-I'd-kick-major-butt look from Sesshomaru.

Lynomi kept smirking that lopsided smirk of hers, and Kagome tried, I mean REALLY tried, to keep a straight face. Nope. Whatever smile she was trying to hide burst out with a vengeance, and she dropped to the ground shaking in silent laughter.

Lynomi felt her grin widen and she, too, laughed until tears came out of her eyes. Except her laughter was audible, making Inu Yasha look up abruptly. Kagome saw the murderous look in his eyes and tried to desperately to calm her quakes and breathe normally. Lynomi ended up leaning against the wall, sliding down into a sitting position, all the while laughing. Sesshomaru, somehow, managed to look bored.

Inu Yasha just grumbled, dusted himself off, and tried to look as dignified as possible while still looking murderous.

Eventually, Lynomi calmed down along with Kagome. Lynomi looked at Kagome, a twinkle in her eye from the fits of mirth she had let loose. "Haven't seen ya in a while, ne?"

Kagome looked thoughtful. "I'm sorry, but I didn't even notice you were gone! With the finals coming up, plus the added burden of Inu Yasha-" snarling from Inu Yasha's corner "-I really haven't spoken to my friends much at all!"

Lynomi put on a face full of mock-hurt and sniffed while sticking her bottom lip out. Sesshomaru then noticed how very red and delicious those lips were beginning to-'GAH! That's it, I'm never eating that Ramen stuff she gave me ever again!' Sesshomaru thought, his eyes widening the slightest bit in horror.

Lynomi giggled, and said something in a strange language. Kagome thought, and slowly said something in the language. Lynomi nodded encouragingly, and Kagome continued a little faster. They talked this way for a long time, and Sesshomaru saw Inu Yasha looking very uncomfortable, because whenever the girls laughed, they looked at him. Sesshomaru wished he could understand...

"Lynomi." Sesshomaru's interruption was abrupt, causing Lynomi to lose her train of thought.

"Eh? Wazzup?" He looked slightly confused, but dismissed it by saying, "You are allowed only to call me Sesshomaru-sama. And what language do you speak?"

Lynomi looked visibly annoyed. "What about the great Fluffy-sama? And it's English, duh. Did you think I was Japanese or something? I'm from America oh great Fluffy-sama." The last sentence was laced delicately with sarcasm.

He narrowed his eyes, and said, "What were you saying?"

Lynomi hesitated for a second. She and Kagome were discussing the possibility of using prayer beads on Sesshomaru, but maybe she shouldn't tell him that. 'Wait a sec, Nomi. Are you scared of this insolent demon?' so she said, "We were planning on putting prayer beads on you."

Sesshomaru searched through his mind for something about prayer beads. He'd heard of them somewhere, but he forgot...

Inu Yasha, however, laughed at the thought of Sesshomaru slamming into the ground from a "stay" or "Lay" or "down" or heck, even "sit".

Lynomi nodded, with a smirk, to Kagome, and as Sesshomaru pondered prayer beads Kagome threw a string of them around his neck. His eyes widened, and he snarled and pulled at the beads. 'They-they won't come off!' he though in rage, and started towards Kagome.

Lynomi leaned against the wall. "Hey, fluffy."

He looked at her with rage, half from the stupid necklace and half from the nickname. "WHAT?" he snarled.

"Stay."

I know it was short, but I'll update soon! It's time to go to bed, anyway, and I still have math homework. I'm telling you, it's a CONSPIRACY! (Ytara: the homework was easy, baka. Stop complaining.) shut up, Ytara, or I'm sending Kido after you. (Kido is a kitsune. He likes muffins and me and a friend made him up along with on other kitsune. Except they were originally just regular foxes, but I decided Kido made a cute Kitsune!) (Kido: cuter than Shippo?) (Ytara: *blank look* Is that possible?) okay, enough babbling, my minions! BWAHAHA! oH, and I may put Ytara in another story, except it may or may not be Inu Yasha...hm, maybe Dragonball z...so stay tuned! *Peanut butter high*