OI, minna! I've already been...(drum roll) INSPIRED! Yeah, only took me a day, alright! So. The question: what does "stay" do to Sesshomaru???
Disclaimer: I know I forgot one in the last chapter, but can we be intelligent enough to assume I don't own Inu Yasha and co.? cuz I don't, obviously, or I'd put this in the actual manga!
Sessho-sama meets a girl (not rin)
As with any other "stay", Sesshomaru did what was expected- he froze. No problem, right? Wrong. Unfortunately, he froze in mid-step, so he wasn't quite in balance. He toppled over with a muffled "OOF!" and started shouting a ring of curses through his closed lips.
"That's not very nice, fluffy-sama." Lynomi chided in mock disappointment. "I expected better from a lord."
Kagome giggled, but immediately stopped from a look thrown at her by Sesshomaru. Inu Yasha was full-out laughing, but Kagome sat him. Just for good measure.
Now, with curses flowing fluently (or maybe not so fluently from Sessho-his lips froze) from either dog-demons, Kagome and Lynomi finished their conversation. In English, much to the boys' dismay.
Here's what they were saying: (keep in mind that Kagome is just learning English at this point)
Lynomi: So what do we do now?
Kagome: I think that they will be very infuriated. What is that word for infuriated? The short one?
Lynomi: mad?
Kagome: ah! That's it!
Lynomi: yeah, well, what can they do? We hold the power of the beads! *Imitates creepy music*
Kagome: *giggles at music* you're right. I wish they weren't such bakas.
Lynomi: idiots.
Kagome: I always forget that!
Lynomi: that baka means idiot?
Kagome: yes. That. So how's Sesshomaru?
Lynomi: hnh! Calls himself lord, ne? I've seen more "lord" potential in a rock!
*giggles from both*
Sesshomaru looked up suspiciously when Kagome, then Lynomi, said baka. He was recovering from his "Stay", and just getting up when he heard Inu Yasha's wench say his name. Lynomi snorted, said something with a smirk, and they both giggled.
He growled. 'surely they do not laugh at the great Sesshomaru!'
Lynomi looked up from his growl, and determined that he had heard them giggling over his name. 'smarter than I gave him credit for!' she though sarcastically, and flashed him an innocent grin.
"I don't like this English language. It sounds like seagulls' squawking!" Sesshomaru informed them, sniffing daintily.
"Hey! Lay off the language!" Lynomi tried to sound stern, but couldn't help but grin at the way Sesshomaru hid his discomfort at not understanding through arrogance.
His eyebrows knit together. "Lay off-?"
Sigh. "Nevermind, fluffy."
He glowered at her and swept out of the room.
He stopped when he heard her. "So, you guys taking me home, or what? I kinda miss television!"
Sesshomaru couldn't help but feel a little jealousy. 'what? Jealousy? Over some guy who's parents idiotically named "television"? what kind of a name is Television anyway?' he glared at the wall.
"Feh. As if we'd ever help you."
"Inu Yasha! Be nice, or I'll "s-word" you!"
he heard Lynomi's leering voice. "Poor little puppy. Held down by his woman, is he?"
Sesshomaru heard sputtering from Inu Yasha and Kagome. "I AM NOT HIS WOMAN!" "What the hell are you talking about, wnech? I am held down by no one, and she is not my woman!"
"Now where have I heard that before?" Lynomi's voice again. She sounded amused. "Oh yeah, Kagome, didn't you and John say that last year?"
Sesshomaru couldn't help but smile at Lynomi's tact. Inu Yasha let out a low growl. "Who's this John?" he sounded slightly murderous.
"Inu Yasha! You mean, kagome didn't...tell you?"
Sesshomaru snorted inwardly. There probably wasn't a "john", considering Kagome's sputterings.
"Wench! Who's John!"
Lynomi snickered. Kagome found her voice. It was amused, and scolding. "LYNOMI! You know as well as I do that there is no John! Inu Yasha, didn't know you cared..."
"...feh! Who said I did! I don't'!"
Lynomi sobered, and lowered her voice. "Really, guys, when are you getting me out of here? I already asked, and Sesshomaru doesn't seem too keen on letting me go..."
Kagome also kept her voice lowered- 'in vain,' thought Sesshomaru. 'I can hear her loud and clear.'
"That's what we came for. What exactly has he done to you?"
"Asked me a lot of stupid questions. And...he hasn't told me, but I think he wants to tap into my power."
Sesshomaru's eyes widened. How had she known? He wasn't in practice of taking things from humans, but if she spoke with the gods...he needed her power. He'd be the most powerful youkai in the world, and he'd succeed at his dream: killing Inu Yasha, therefor getting the Tetsusaiga.
He heard Kagome speak again. She sounded worried, and he could almost imagine her biting her lip. "we could get you out now...Inu Yasha? Can you fly with two people on your back?"
Inu Yasha was snapped back to the conversation when Kagome asked him a question. He knew his brother was listening. He just hadn't told the girls for revenge. "Eh? What'd you say?"
Kagome rolled her eyes in exasperation. "I SAID, can you fly with me and Nomi on your back?"
"Why are we flying?"
"We're helping Nomi-chan escape! Weren't you listening?"
'Uh oh.' Inu Yasha thought. 'I hadn't listened to their conversation! They still don't know Sesshomaru is listening...!' his thought was cut short by Sesshomaru gliding into the room. Lynomi gagged when she saw that he was beadless.
"How'd...how'd you...?"
He smiled wickedly. "No youkai lord grows up without knowing how to escape the mild imprisonments. Now, maybe it's time for our guests to leave."
Lynomi looked down at the floor. 'Oh great. I bet he heard everything!' she cast an angry glance at Inu Yasha. 'he could have told us! I knew he sensed him!' Inu Yasha merely looked out the window, suddenly enraptured by the gardens.
"Fluf-er, Sesshomaru-sama, I will be going with them...right?"
He smirked at the obvious kissing up she was doing to get away. "No."
The look she gave him was so filled with anger, he could've sworn he saw her aura darken...but a second later, it was normal. 'she has surprisingly good control over her emotions...'
"LOOK, fluffy, I'm going home, I'm eating some decent fast food, paying a special visit to the Television, listening to the radio, and taking a SHOWER! And there is nothing you can do about it!" he was, in a flash, standing in front of her.
"Wraiths." He called to the wraiths of the house. He rarely used them, but for this occasion...they were used to expel people from the grounds, and in seconds, Kagome and Inu Yasha found themselves outside the gate with wards protecting the castle from any further intrusion.
Lynomi visibly deflated at the sight of this. "...or maybe there's something..."
"Come, Rin is waiting for you."
"Why are you keeping me here?" she demanded.
"Do not question me, human."
"What? Suddenly, my name is HUMAN?"
"yes."
Outside, Rin was picking flowers, and she squealed in delight when she saw Lynomi approaching. Sesshomaru then left to watch them from the window of his study.
After picking flowers for half an hour, she sat with Rin and waited for the infectious little girl to fall asleep. And then she did the only thing she could think of: she ran.
I AM THE AUTHOR, HEAR ME ROAR!
Okay, it wasn't that good, I know! *bawls* sniff...I need some bananas...
*comes back later on a peanut butter high* hee hee! I hope you enjoyed my poor writing skills! But I'm off for now! Time to raid my brother's room for old comedy movies! *leaves, still on peanut butter high*
Disclaimer: I know I forgot one in the last chapter, but can we be intelligent enough to assume I don't own Inu Yasha and co.? cuz I don't, obviously, or I'd put this in the actual manga!
Sessho-sama meets a girl (not rin)
As with any other "stay", Sesshomaru did what was expected- he froze. No problem, right? Wrong. Unfortunately, he froze in mid-step, so he wasn't quite in balance. He toppled over with a muffled "OOF!" and started shouting a ring of curses through his closed lips.
"That's not very nice, fluffy-sama." Lynomi chided in mock disappointment. "I expected better from a lord."
Kagome giggled, but immediately stopped from a look thrown at her by Sesshomaru. Inu Yasha was full-out laughing, but Kagome sat him. Just for good measure.
Now, with curses flowing fluently (or maybe not so fluently from Sessho-his lips froze) from either dog-demons, Kagome and Lynomi finished their conversation. In English, much to the boys' dismay.
Here's what they were saying: (keep in mind that Kagome is just learning English at this point)
Lynomi: So what do we do now?
Kagome: I think that they will be very infuriated. What is that word for infuriated? The short one?
Lynomi: mad?
Kagome: ah! That's it!
Lynomi: yeah, well, what can they do? We hold the power of the beads! *Imitates creepy music*
Kagome: *giggles at music* you're right. I wish they weren't such bakas.
Lynomi: idiots.
Kagome: I always forget that!
Lynomi: that baka means idiot?
Kagome: yes. That. So how's Sesshomaru?
Lynomi: hnh! Calls himself lord, ne? I've seen more "lord" potential in a rock!
*giggles from both*
Sesshomaru looked up suspiciously when Kagome, then Lynomi, said baka. He was recovering from his "Stay", and just getting up when he heard Inu Yasha's wench say his name. Lynomi snorted, said something with a smirk, and they both giggled.
He growled. 'surely they do not laugh at the great Sesshomaru!'
Lynomi looked up from his growl, and determined that he had heard them giggling over his name. 'smarter than I gave him credit for!' she though sarcastically, and flashed him an innocent grin.
"I don't like this English language. It sounds like seagulls' squawking!" Sesshomaru informed them, sniffing daintily.
"Hey! Lay off the language!" Lynomi tried to sound stern, but couldn't help but grin at the way Sesshomaru hid his discomfort at not understanding through arrogance.
His eyebrows knit together. "Lay off-?"
Sigh. "Nevermind, fluffy."
He glowered at her and swept out of the room.
He stopped when he heard her. "So, you guys taking me home, or what? I kinda miss television!"
Sesshomaru couldn't help but feel a little jealousy. 'what? Jealousy? Over some guy who's parents idiotically named "television"? what kind of a name is Television anyway?' he glared at the wall.
"Feh. As if we'd ever help you."
"Inu Yasha! Be nice, or I'll "s-word" you!"
he heard Lynomi's leering voice. "Poor little puppy. Held down by his woman, is he?"
Sesshomaru heard sputtering from Inu Yasha and Kagome. "I AM NOT HIS WOMAN!" "What the hell are you talking about, wnech? I am held down by no one, and she is not my woman!"
"Now where have I heard that before?" Lynomi's voice again. She sounded amused. "Oh yeah, Kagome, didn't you and John say that last year?"
Sesshomaru couldn't help but smile at Lynomi's tact. Inu Yasha let out a low growl. "Who's this John?" he sounded slightly murderous.
"Inu Yasha! You mean, kagome didn't...tell you?"
Sesshomaru snorted inwardly. There probably wasn't a "john", considering Kagome's sputterings.
"Wench! Who's John!"
Lynomi snickered. Kagome found her voice. It was amused, and scolding. "LYNOMI! You know as well as I do that there is no John! Inu Yasha, didn't know you cared..."
"...feh! Who said I did! I don't'!"
Lynomi sobered, and lowered her voice. "Really, guys, when are you getting me out of here? I already asked, and Sesshomaru doesn't seem too keen on letting me go..."
Kagome also kept her voice lowered- 'in vain,' thought Sesshomaru. 'I can hear her loud and clear.'
"That's what we came for. What exactly has he done to you?"
"Asked me a lot of stupid questions. And...he hasn't told me, but I think he wants to tap into my power."
Sesshomaru's eyes widened. How had she known? He wasn't in practice of taking things from humans, but if she spoke with the gods...he needed her power. He'd be the most powerful youkai in the world, and he'd succeed at his dream: killing Inu Yasha, therefor getting the Tetsusaiga.
He heard Kagome speak again. She sounded worried, and he could almost imagine her biting her lip. "we could get you out now...Inu Yasha? Can you fly with two people on your back?"
Inu Yasha was snapped back to the conversation when Kagome asked him a question. He knew his brother was listening. He just hadn't told the girls for revenge. "Eh? What'd you say?"
Kagome rolled her eyes in exasperation. "I SAID, can you fly with me and Nomi on your back?"
"Why are we flying?"
"We're helping Nomi-chan escape! Weren't you listening?"
'Uh oh.' Inu Yasha thought. 'I hadn't listened to their conversation! They still don't know Sesshomaru is listening...!' his thought was cut short by Sesshomaru gliding into the room. Lynomi gagged when she saw that he was beadless.
"How'd...how'd you...?"
He smiled wickedly. "No youkai lord grows up without knowing how to escape the mild imprisonments. Now, maybe it's time for our guests to leave."
Lynomi looked down at the floor. 'Oh great. I bet he heard everything!' she cast an angry glance at Inu Yasha. 'he could have told us! I knew he sensed him!' Inu Yasha merely looked out the window, suddenly enraptured by the gardens.
"Fluf-er, Sesshomaru-sama, I will be going with them...right?"
He smirked at the obvious kissing up she was doing to get away. "No."
The look she gave him was so filled with anger, he could've sworn he saw her aura darken...but a second later, it was normal. 'she has surprisingly good control over her emotions...'
"LOOK, fluffy, I'm going home, I'm eating some decent fast food, paying a special visit to the Television, listening to the radio, and taking a SHOWER! And there is nothing you can do about it!" he was, in a flash, standing in front of her.
"Wraiths." He called to the wraiths of the house. He rarely used them, but for this occasion...they were used to expel people from the grounds, and in seconds, Kagome and Inu Yasha found themselves outside the gate with wards protecting the castle from any further intrusion.
Lynomi visibly deflated at the sight of this. "...or maybe there's something..."
"Come, Rin is waiting for you."
"Why are you keeping me here?" she demanded.
"Do not question me, human."
"What? Suddenly, my name is HUMAN?"
"yes."
Outside, Rin was picking flowers, and she squealed in delight when she saw Lynomi approaching. Sesshomaru then left to watch them from the window of his study.
After picking flowers for half an hour, she sat with Rin and waited for the infectious little girl to fall asleep. And then she did the only thing she could think of: she ran.
I AM THE AUTHOR, HEAR ME ROAR!
Okay, it wasn't that good, I know! *bawls* sniff...I need some bananas...
*comes back later on a peanut butter high* hee hee! I hope you enjoyed my poor writing skills! But I'm off for now! Time to raid my brother's room for old comedy movies! *leaves, still on peanut butter high*