Heyza peeps! I'm starting to run out of ideas, so help is most definitely
welcome! BRAiNSTORM!
Ashley: *eyes widen as she slowly backs away* the legendary frappichino high! There's only one thing to counter that. *look of grim determination as peanut butter is pulled out* I normally wouldn't go this far… but… it's time… for the EXTRA_CHUNKY peanut butter!!!!! Bwahaha! *becomes high just from being in the same immediate area as the extra chunky pb* wooooohhhh…….. Later: wow. I'm calm now and have just recently reread your comment. Have you tried talking to the both of them? Or tried to reconcile them? (Forcefully, if need be *evil grin* j/k) wish you luck with the prob, I'll try to think of something to help but that's probably my worst subject ever: understanding people. Sigh…
Now! On to the story!!!!!
Sessho-sama meets a girl
Sesshomaru's eyes narrowed with self-pity at that last thought. He was about to mentally berate himself for thinking such idiotic thoughts when he felt the human stir again.
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Lynomi groggily sat up. She remembered…waking up in a room at a demon's castle. Weirdest dream she'd ever--NANI??? She looked around, sleepiness long since forgotten. Dear god. Wasn't a dream. Wasn't a dream… 'I am in the castle!…again. What did I do, kami? What??? Do I deserve this? And whatever it is I did, I'm SORRY!'
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Sesshomaru smirked at the girls emotions; first, sleepy ignorance. Then, shock, as she looked around the ground. The last one disturbed the youkai lord, though. It was self-pity. Regret. She looked like this was the very last place she'd ever wanted to be, and she'd sooner jump of a cliff fortythousand feet in the air surrounded by sharp pointy rocks than breathe another soul-shaking breath in the creepy castle.
He growled unconsciously, and before he knew it, she was staring right at him.
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In the midst of her panic, she heard a growl. It was barely audible, but it was there. It spoke volumes; it was angry, frustrated. Like it was trying to figure something out yet just couldn't. It was also…just furious. Murderous. Offended. That wasn't what scared her the most, however. What scared her the most was the fact that she knew who the growl belonged to.
Slowly, she turned. At first she couldn't see anything except his outline. He was in a shadowy corner. As if it were a hologram suddenly coming to life, he stepped forward into the light. Whatever she had interpreted from the growl was there. Ha. It was there all right. And increased about ten- fold.
"Stay away," Lynomi warned, even though she knew he wasn't going to heed her commands. She wasn't in any condition to give orders, anyhow.
He growled lightly. "Why did you leave. I specifically told you to stay with Rin. It was generous of me to let you play with her in the garden."
"Oh, really? You're right, that was damned gracious of you to let me do that. You're the best kidnapper I've ever had the pleasure of knowing." He could've sworn he saw sarcasm drip off of her voice and puddle onto the floor.
"Be respectful, wench."
"Once you earn my respect, I shall give it in pounds, Fluffy."
"What is it with you future wenches? do you realize the danger you are in?"
"OF COURSE I DO! Why else would I run away?"
At this he regarded her with calm and warning eyes. "You will not try to run from me again."
Lynomi snapped at this. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DEMONS?? ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE SO INSANE? IS THAT STROKE COMING IN INSTALLMENTS???" She could feel her aura reaching its danger level. She calmed herself down. "Why can't you just leave me alone?"
"I merely wish to know more of your power. I have treated you well, have I not?"
"Yeah, I was living the life of a caged rat. A very well-fed caged rat, mind you."
"Your skirt and shirt was ripped. I brought you a kimono." Sesshomaru wasn't one to run from a good argument, but this girl was obviously going to win.
She though for a moment, then grinned, her personality doing a complete turn and running like hell in the opposite direction. "No need! I left my jeans here! Damn, I coulda used those while I was runnign through the bramble bushes."
She pulled the jeans out from under the futon. She had hid them there when Jaked came to replace her clothes with kimonos. Sesshomaru did not bother hiding his distaste. "I would rather you wear traditional women's wear." The way he said it made it obvious that this was not a request.
She stuck out her tongue at him, much to his surprise( not that he showed his surprise), and said, "I will not wear those horrible excuses for bath robes!" She secretly thought that the kimonos were very pretty, but she wanted to make his life as hard as possible.
Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes, but eventually thought, 'fine. Let her think she's winning. Although I've never seen anything like those…jeans.' "Very well." He said aloud, and swept out of the room, leaving the kimono on the bed.
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"I TOLD you to go faster! Now look! She's gone!" Kagome screamed hysterically.
"If YOU hadn't made me go faster, I would've avoided that tree and gotten here on time!" Inu Yasha roared back.
Panicking, Kagome fell to her knees and sobbed. "oh my kami oh my kami my friend has been captured by a cold, ruthless, demonic killer. Oh my kami…"
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"See? They cover my legs. They're called flares."
Sesshomaru didn't think they were much better. The pants from the waist to the knees were skin tight, leaving little, if anything, to the imagination. They flared lightly around the ankles. Somehow Lynomi had also hidden a tank top, which said "Old Navy" on it, and was wearing it. It was also tighter than any kimono he had ever seen.
"What's a navy?"
Lynomi looked up from the window. "Hm? What are you talking about?"
"Your shirt has the word old navy on it. What is a navy?"
Lynomi laughed (Sesshomaru, to his disgust, thought of a very poetic sentence to describe that moment), and said, "Oh, that's just the name of the company that makes the shirt."
Sesshomaru "hmphed" and continued to observe the strange little human.
OKAY, love is in the air. Can you imagine fluff-o thinking poetically? It probably went, "her lips are as red as blood, her skin as pale as a dead person, and her hair the color of the puffiness around crying eyes." Hrmph. Oh, and, "Her eyes are as glittery as someone sweating from fear of being killed by me." Hrmph again.
So, seeya. Lemons in the future? Whaddya think?
Fluff-o: If I have a lemon scene with a human you shall die. And I did not appreciate the poem you said I probably thought of. I am more poetic than that.
Me:Snort. Yeah, right.
Fluff-o: You think I can't be poetic? I'll show you! *stomps off*
Me: *looks after him* I don't even wanna know. If you do, then stop by the author's note at the end of the next chappie! Byecha!
Ashley: *eyes widen as she slowly backs away* the legendary frappichino high! There's only one thing to counter that. *look of grim determination as peanut butter is pulled out* I normally wouldn't go this far… but… it's time… for the EXTRA_CHUNKY peanut butter!!!!! Bwahaha! *becomes high just from being in the same immediate area as the extra chunky pb* wooooohhhh…….. Later: wow. I'm calm now and have just recently reread your comment. Have you tried talking to the both of them? Or tried to reconcile them? (Forcefully, if need be *evil grin* j/k) wish you luck with the prob, I'll try to think of something to help but that's probably my worst subject ever: understanding people. Sigh…
Now! On to the story!!!!!
Sessho-sama meets a girl
Sesshomaru's eyes narrowed with self-pity at that last thought. He was about to mentally berate himself for thinking such idiotic thoughts when he felt the human stir again.
************
Lynomi groggily sat up. She remembered…waking up in a room at a demon's castle. Weirdest dream she'd ever--NANI??? She looked around, sleepiness long since forgotten. Dear god. Wasn't a dream. Wasn't a dream… 'I am in the castle!…again. What did I do, kami? What??? Do I deserve this? And whatever it is I did, I'm SORRY!'
************
Sesshomaru smirked at the girls emotions; first, sleepy ignorance. Then, shock, as she looked around the ground. The last one disturbed the youkai lord, though. It was self-pity. Regret. She looked like this was the very last place she'd ever wanted to be, and she'd sooner jump of a cliff fortythousand feet in the air surrounded by sharp pointy rocks than breathe another soul-shaking breath in the creepy castle.
He growled unconsciously, and before he knew it, she was staring right at him.
***********
In the midst of her panic, she heard a growl. It was barely audible, but it was there. It spoke volumes; it was angry, frustrated. Like it was trying to figure something out yet just couldn't. It was also…just furious. Murderous. Offended. That wasn't what scared her the most, however. What scared her the most was the fact that she knew who the growl belonged to.
Slowly, she turned. At first she couldn't see anything except his outline. He was in a shadowy corner. As if it were a hologram suddenly coming to life, he stepped forward into the light. Whatever she had interpreted from the growl was there. Ha. It was there all right. And increased about ten- fold.
"Stay away," Lynomi warned, even though she knew he wasn't going to heed her commands. She wasn't in any condition to give orders, anyhow.
He growled lightly. "Why did you leave. I specifically told you to stay with Rin. It was generous of me to let you play with her in the garden."
"Oh, really? You're right, that was damned gracious of you to let me do that. You're the best kidnapper I've ever had the pleasure of knowing." He could've sworn he saw sarcasm drip off of her voice and puddle onto the floor.
"Be respectful, wench."
"Once you earn my respect, I shall give it in pounds, Fluffy."
"What is it with you future wenches? do you realize the danger you are in?"
"OF COURSE I DO! Why else would I run away?"
At this he regarded her with calm and warning eyes. "You will not try to run from me again."
Lynomi snapped at this. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DEMONS?? ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE SO INSANE? IS THAT STROKE COMING IN INSTALLMENTS???" She could feel her aura reaching its danger level. She calmed herself down. "Why can't you just leave me alone?"
"I merely wish to know more of your power. I have treated you well, have I not?"
"Yeah, I was living the life of a caged rat. A very well-fed caged rat, mind you."
"Your skirt and shirt was ripped. I brought you a kimono." Sesshomaru wasn't one to run from a good argument, but this girl was obviously going to win.
She though for a moment, then grinned, her personality doing a complete turn and running like hell in the opposite direction. "No need! I left my jeans here! Damn, I coulda used those while I was runnign through the bramble bushes."
She pulled the jeans out from under the futon. She had hid them there when Jaked came to replace her clothes with kimonos. Sesshomaru did not bother hiding his distaste. "I would rather you wear traditional women's wear." The way he said it made it obvious that this was not a request.
She stuck out her tongue at him, much to his surprise( not that he showed his surprise), and said, "I will not wear those horrible excuses for bath robes!" She secretly thought that the kimonos were very pretty, but she wanted to make his life as hard as possible.
Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes, but eventually thought, 'fine. Let her think she's winning. Although I've never seen anything like those…jeans.' "Very well." He said aloud, and swept out of the room, leaving the kimono on the bed.
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"I TOLD you to go faster! Now look! She's gone!" Kagome screamed hysterically.
"If YOU hadn't made me go faster, I would've avoided that tree and gotten here on time!" Inu Yasha roared back.
Panicking, Kagome fell to her knees and sobbed. "oh my kami oh my kami my friend has been captured by a cold, ruthless, demonic killer. Oh my kami…"
**************
"See? They cover my legs. They're called flares."
Sesshomaru didn't think they were much better. The pants from the waist to the knees were skin tight, leaving little, if anything, to the imagination. They flared lightly around the ankles. Somehow Lynomi had also hidden a tank top, which said "Old Navy" on it, and was wearing it. It was also tighter than any kimono he had ever seen.
"What's a navy?"
Lynomi looked up from the window. "Hm? What are you talking about?"
"Your shirt has the word old navy on it. What is a navy?"
Lynomi laughed (Sesshomaru, to his disgust, thought of a very poetic sentence to describe that moment), and said, "Oh, that's just the name of the company that makes the shirt."
Sesshomaru "hmphed" and continued to observe the strange little human.
OKAY, love is in the air. Can you imagine fluff-o thinking poetically? It probably went, "her lips are as red as blood, her skin as pale as a dead person, and her hair the color of the puffiness around crying eyes." Hrmph. Oh, and, "Her eyes are as glittery as someone sweating from fear of being killed by me." Hrmph again.
So, seeya. Lemons in the future? Whaddya think?
Fluff-o: If I have a lemon scene with a human you shall die. And I did not appreciate the poem you said I probably thought of. I am more poetic than that.
Me:Snort. Yeah, right.
Fluff-o: You think I can't be poetic? I'll show you! *stomps off*
Me: *looks after him* I don't even wanna know. If you do, then stop by the author's note at the end of the next chappie! Byecha!