Chapter 1 - Snake's Dilemma
The staff of Metal Gear Solid 2 sat patiently in their conference room. They had been called there
for a very important meeting by the one and only, Solid Snake. They were pretty worried, however, since... well... Snake never
really made any conferences with them before. They chattered with eachother nervously, trying to figure out why they were there...
But then, they grew silent, as the doors to the conference room opened, and in entered Snake,
in his traditional Sneaking Suit. He stood at the head of the table, and sorted the papers he
had there.
"Hi everyone." he grumbled "I suppose you're all guessing why you're here."
"Actually... No." Hideo Kojima (MGS2's director... whatever) replied. "We peeked at it while you were in the can."
Snake sighed angrily. "Oh..." He sneered.
"Well then, for those of you who DIDN'T peek... I'm here to rant about our new game Metal Gear Solid 2."
Snake sighed.
The staff looked around innocently.
Snake grumbled. "Don't play dumb with me. Now look, I understand you guys had all that fancy state-of-the-art graphics and AI and what-not... but..."
"But---!" Harry Gregson-Williams (the music ...guy) screeched. "You liked the music, right? I wrote lots of pretty songs!! Sitting in my office eating endless cans of ravioli!! I like Chef Boyardee!"
Snake nodded. "Yeah... No problem with the music..." he said. "..But, I DO have a problem with my 'co-star'."
Hideo's face became ill. "Hm.... your co-star? Why, does he cause trouble for you, Snake?" Hideo asked. Snake clentched his
fists. Yeah, the co-star caused SOME trouble for him... that's putting it lightly. "Yes. My co-star 'Raiden' is causing me.. uh... a lot of stress lately."
Snake replied. Hideo nodded, asthough he completely understood.
"I see, you're not used to a co-star, huh? Aw, that's too bad." Hideo sighed. Snake glared at him for a second, then sorted his papers.
"Yeah. So... I wanted to propose something. Uh, can I have a NEW co-star? One that's not a fruit, but ALSO not cooler than me?"
He asked.
Hideo shook his head. "Snake, the only reason we had Raiden was.. to.. uh... make YOU look cooler! That's why he's a fruit!"
Hideo said, all innocently and what-not. Snake's face lit up for once in his life. "You mean-- I'm still the popular one!?"
he asked all happily. Hideo nodded.
Snake laughed gleefully to himself, as he picked up his papers and trotted happily out the door.
But just as the staff began to relax, the conference room door opened again... this time Raiden walked in, holding a bunch of papers....
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