Chapter 2 - Raiden's Dilemma
The staff groaned as now Raiden made his way into the conference room.
Holding about 50 times more paper than Snake, he set them down at the head
of the table. The staff looked at him expectantly, as he cleared his throat,
and shuffled his papers. "I see Snake was already here, filing HIS complaints
and what-not...well, sorry guys, but now it's MY turn."
The staff sighed angrily as Raiden began to look through his papers. Of course, his papers were
all crumpled and stained with coffee (at least, the staff had hoped it was coffee). Raiden then
cleared his throat when he found a paper suitable to read.
"Ok, 'staff'", he began, "I have some... well... a LOT of problems with uh..." Raiden shuffled
through more papers. "Oh! Metal Gear Solid..." That staff waited intently for the number. Raiden
glanced at them for a moment, then kept reading. "Yes. Metal Gear Solid. I have a HUGE problem
with that game."
Kojima sat up, his face verrrry angry. "WHAT!? How could you have hated that game!? It was ART!
....and you weren't even in it!!" Raiden shook his head. "I don't care." he sighed. "I still have
a lot of suggestions for it." Kojima sat back down, huffing with his arms crossed.
"NOW," Raiden continued, "Here are my suggestions for Metal Gear Dolid.... er, SOLID.. you know, like to make a remake of it or something." Raiden cleared his throat, as the staff sighed and waited for him to read his demands... or whatever.
"Ok, first off, the title should be called 'Metal Gear RAIDEN', since everyone
looooves me." he began.
The staff rolled their eyes.
"Second, there should be NO Snake whatsoever. Only ME. Hence the title."
Kojima shook his head as the rest of the staff groaned.
Raiden glared at them evilly.
"And third, Harry Gregson-Williams or whatever should do ALL the music, even the remixes."
Harry does a standing ovation while the rest of the staff look confused.
"Remixes?" Kojima asked. Raiden nodded. "Yup. Remixes. You know, I like to get it on to the funky beats, if you know what I mean..." Raiden laughed. Kojima rubbed his head, asthough he had a migrane. "Hmmm. I'll think about this." he sighed. Raiden leaped for joy, then cleared his throat, and calmly picked up his papers as he hopped out the door.
Kojima rubbed his head, as Harry continued to stand and clap. "So many characters to satisfy... how can I do it?" he groaned to himself.
Anyways, uh... sorry about the Raiden bashing.
I like him, but he's so easy to make fun of!