******And again, sorry about the Raiden bashing!! I like him! I really do!! He's just so..... fruity! *LOL*
Solid Snake and Raiden... SPEAK OUT!!
Chapter 4 - Raiden Likes Raiden
Kojima and Snake hid outside of Raiden's apartment (since Video Game
characters don't get paid that much)... anyways, they hid outside of his apartment room. Kojima
turned the safety off of his FA-MAS. "Alrighty." he sneered. "It's pay back time! No one, and I mean
NO ONE tries to bring Konami down!!" Snake rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right..." he sighed.
Kojima shook his head. "I mean, how can he do this? Thanks to me, I saved him from the peril of appearing in numerous
McCain and Tang commercials!! And what does he do? Try to bring my dear, dear Konami down!! Oh ho ho! He's gonna pay!!"
Kojima gleamed.
Snake sighed again. "Let's just break in and kill him." he grumbled. Kojima jolted. "Oh yeah!! Is that why we're here?"
Meanwhile, Raiden was doing.... not very nice things in his apartment. He stood in the bathroom, staring at his butt in the mirror, making kissy faces, and talking to himself and what-not.
"Well, well, you're very nice back there, Mr.Raiden... Oh yes, you think so? ... Of course! You're way more irresistable than that old fogey Solid Snake... blah blah...
Make love to me... Oh, I can't! That'd be wrong!! ... Please Mr.Raiden?.... Oh, alright..."
...Knock, Knock...
Raiden jolted at the sound of someone knocking on his door. "Darn it, I was just getting good too!!" he hissed. He then glanced at himself in the mirror one more time, flashed a smirk,
then slumped out of the bathroom to the front door. Just as he was about to reach for the handle, he stopped. "Wait a sec." he thought.
"What happens if its one of those sales people...? Or... Jehovah's Witnesses? Or.... the IRS!? Maybe I should get my sword... just in case..."
Raiden then went over, and got his sword... his trusty HF Blade. Not to be confused with HR Block. That was down the street.... and Raiden wasn't THAT desperate for money. Hmph.
He held his sword tightly in his hand, and went back to the door. He closed his hand around the knob, and slowly opened it... but just a crack.
"Yello...?" he asked.
Kojima was just about to leap out at Raiden, but Snake grabbed his arm and shook his head. "He has his sword! He'll deflect our bullets!" he sneered.
Kojima groaned quietly and nodded. "Darn." he said. "Who is it!?" Raiden screamed. Kojima and Snake froze; they had to say something!!
Snake then cleared his throat, and approached the door. "Hey Raiden... or whatever." he grumbled. Raiden's eyes widened, and he lowered his sword. "Snake!? What? Why're you at my house? I remember last time you came here!! Dying my hair purple like that! Very mean!!"
Snake chuckled, as Kojima backed away from the door. "Yeah... uh... that ... uh. WAS mean. Heh. Anyways, I ... uh came here to discuss with you the importance... of... um... sniping! Yeah, that's it, sniping!"
Snake said. Raiden opened his door further, as he gave Snake an odd look. "The importance of... sniping...? Ok... I guess that works. C'mon in. But, stay out of the bathroom!!"
Raiden hissed.
Snake nodded an entered, as Kojima was left out in the hall, standing there like an idiot with a FA-MAS.